Being in trouble is a fake idea Bay Area, CA, USA he/they 🏴 osmote.net <- contact
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i’m someone who lives with psychosis. some of the kindest sweetest people i know are psychotic. calling someone a psycho when what is actually meant is “i find their beliefs dangerous & reprehensible” is the fastest way for me to lose any shred of respect i had for whomever says it.
targeted attack to make me apply for a job at bluesky
I would shoot them with my gun
losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it
osmote mentioned!!!
Frame: 02868
put me in the med bay
if you see a precious angel stealing strawberries NO U DIDNT
jobs numbers lol @linego.bsky.social down
lol
literally me every time I fill out a 4473 form
im watching the aliens and someone about to drink them
Happy birthday!!!
That makes sense!
gotcha, thanks!
I block them?
Further: When I get followers with limit 50, the API returns 30.
I've been telling people this was coming for years. The form 4473 is easy to politicize for obvious reasons.
ATProto heads: Why does my follower-count show as ~7.5k but when I recursively pull my followers down and enumerate them, I have exactly 5026?
"ONE THING IN COMMON" https://bonequest.com/9668
thats a girl-turner
the juice on this man is undeniable. let him cook!!!!
I do be pissing
i actually want birth rates to keep going down specifically because it makes weird guys sad
Trans rights or the mecha WILL crush you to death
Ooh maybe could fix with a regex
Host 🪱
I hope yr having a good evening!!
Sorry I was just shouting at god
I remember people scoring free Aeron chairs
Hey fucker
if something beautiful doesn't happen in the next five minutes I'm going to start screaming
I need groceries. I need medicines. I need tickets to get to my housing. I need my disabilities to stop acting up so I can more effectively beg for money. I need help. 🙏⚒️💕💸🏳⚧♿💜
Gn sid 💖
Receipts! The blog is gone but here’s a post from 2015 at which point it was already lore:
Early 2000s
I wish I could find the source. I think it was a long-gone Reddit post
Remember when Cory Doctorow got his steampunk goggles stolen at the 24th and Mission BART station.
yes, but a bit more seriously i think "enshittification" is an acute example of what no material analysis does to a mf. what it is describing is just the profit-maximising discipline of capital finally being fully exercised on tech. this conclusion is forbidden however so you get this cutesy stuff
That is absolutely sick
Like you can use any Bluetooth radio as the dongle?
Orienting myself
Thinking about the shape and size of objects in my vicinity
fuck I heard about these I might have to find them
@linego.bsky.social down
Fucks hard but I’m not sure why? Does it have a clock spring?
Oh it worked!
Oh no the bot might have crashed 😭
@linego.bsky.social down
M-m-m-mega piss!!
We made it 🫂
Combine this with a visit to TheGatalog.com and you've got a means for self defense, courtesy of your 3D printer.
My prior online presence actually used my real name too!! I miss it but alas
It's called Collaboration. It was Collaboration when Chuck Schumer allowed the One Big Beautiful Bill to pass in the first place. He literally is the reason it passed. Without him; it could not have happened. Can we stop acting incredulous that the Washington Generals are going to lose again?
We’re gonna eat you
RUDE I’m sorry!!!
I burned my shit for similar reasons and never looked back. God bless 🙏
They’ll never catch me 🥷
Doin my best at the rave 😌
Sometimes when you poop you die
Love this for them
all hot girls know is sit in dungeon, smoke weed, charge they phone, and die
Get ready for Fat Faggot Fall besties
Goals
I can’t tell if it’s chill to vape in the venue 😭
I look really cute tn
abcnews.go.com/US/doj-mulli...
Woke no-go zones
*the mask voice* posten
I’m gremlin girl
I’m a passenger princess tonight
im sad today but im going to a party where they gonna put a sticker on my phone camera
That’s so real
Take 100mg of amphetamines and shave your head
test successful 😵💫
“What do you think you’re gonna do with a gun when they come for you?” What were you planning on doing without one?
god damn
daily bluey crashout
The path to kindness begins when you learn to kill the cop that lives inside your heads
if you think about it ai porn is like, the median porn. slop for casuals smh
fuck Steve case!!!
~<{ LoAdInG hAcKiNg ToOlZ }>~
hella hyphy
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Between the doctor’s appointments, tests, and medication, I now have about $500 in medical bills. If you want to help and provide support, any amount would be appreciated:
go brr
I wish Goku would punch me
@linego.bsky.social down
I’m this old. The web used to be so cool
pssst let's get angel to goal! 💕💸
This is what you wanted Democrats!
post smooth chips
Line is up at 6.
I dont support free speech. some of u bitches need to shut up
