If the mouse wants peace with the cat, please have the mouse meet me in the mouse trap
It’s time for women and BIPOC to rule the world, us white men have fucked it up royally. Centrist Canadian(Albertan/American far leftist?) He/him. #BLM Calgary Alberta
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If the mouse wants peace with the cat, please have the mouse meet me in the mouse trap
If the rich really want you to buy into something, they’re the ones making money from it, and they’re the ones who’ll walk away with it in the end
Canada’s the only country having over 60% with a tertiary education. This isn’t a numbers competition: it explains Canada’s values, “Education can promote gender equality, reduce child marriage, promote peace” Education promotes decency. #CanadaNice worldpopulationreview.com/country-rank...
the gay agenda is to just not get exterminated
Have you seen two terrible people fighting online? You have? I've got a song for you.
Happy Pride Month to all the beautiful gay humans and animals! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
The Beatles were singing about Poilievre. Who knew? #cdnpoli 👇
Alberta has a long history of voting conservative, not because it's right, not because it makes sense, but because "my grandpa voted Conservative, my dad voted Conservative, so I vote Conservative." No thinking No considering Just a long tradition of cult like worship to a brand.
I think trains are neat-o too! Can I come next time?
Canadians differ from Americans. A group of wealthy Canadians calling themselves "Patriotic Millionaires" is banding together to lobby governments to increase the amount of taxes they themselves must pay.🇨🇦 www.cbc.ca/news/busines...
PP proved that already in his last riding, and they booted his ass!
Alberta
I am speechless... >> First fault movement ever filmed. M7.9 surface rupture filmed near Thazi, Myanmar m.youtube.com/watch?v=77ub...
Hi, I’m here for the Cybertruck owners mixer?
California is trying to encourage Canadian tourists to visit with a new campaign. They should have included the tagline ‘We almost guarantee that ICE won’t deport your ass to El Salvador!’
His latest three-word slogan: Lose. The. Election.
They assume they can just wander across the border and will be welcomed with open arms. Doesn’t work that way! 🤣😂🤣
This song mentions "order and good government," phrases that appear in the Canadian Constitution Act (formerly British North America Act). By the way, that same year British and Canadian troops set fire to the White House, making a new paint job necessary. This is why it is white.
A great read from my better half: Why I Left MAGA In 2020 The real, honest truth
What Robin said.
Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star
So much for Alberta being rat free
#DanielleSmith has her own agenda—she doesn’t speak for me. Her separation sideshow is infuriating. She talks like all Albertans want out. We don’t. Stop trying to erase my voice to boost your own. #HandsOffMyVoice #NotInMyName #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli #SeparationSideshow
Convoy was January 2022 to Feb 15 2022 Erin O’Toole was leader until February 2 2022. Interim leader was Candice Bergen until September 2022 when PP got leadership position WHY THE HELL IS THERE BANNERS WITH PP BEING TOUTED AS PRIME MINISTER? WAS THIS FUNDED BY CPC?
GFY Marlaina
"The Poop."
Alberta is not going anywhere. #cdnpoli
Marliana needs to back off with her bullshit.
Just finished S2 of #Severance. I know the work is mysterious and important, but I’m still asking, WTF is this show about???
Sign the petition and pass it along www.albertandp.ca/SeparatistSm...
Try to picture PP at the same party 🤣
Currently in Canada
PP, Limp PP
People are finally starting to vomit the Kool-Aid.
There are are 52 ridings across Canada where the population density is greater than 3,000 people per square kilometre. The Liberals won 48 of them. The NDP won 3, while the Conservatives won 1 — York Centre.
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Every Conservative voting Albertan right now talking about western separation: #abpoli #ableg #Election2025
Dear Alberta. For the next 4 years, I would love for you to understand the difference between all levels of government and hopefully you finally understand that your Provincial UCP government is what's really been fucking you and your wallets this whole time. Sincerely, CANADA
Show the world what you stand for, Canada 🇨🇦 Counting on you
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One helluva guy.
The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"
🇨🇦 💪 #HoldTheLine
#ElbowsUp #RESIGNSMITH #NeverUCP #NeverSmith #DanielleSmithlsUnfitToLead #Ableg #Abpoli #Cdnpoli #ABResistance #UCPfail
So Poilievre says no more tents in public spaces, they will be arrested. I guess only big trucks with loud horns are allowed to camp in public places. Vote wisely people #CanadaStrong
‘Significant minority’ made me laugh out loud. That sums up Alberta. A ‘significant minority’ supports the UCP, but somehow dictates everything for the majority.
This article is about Poilievre's base. It is not flattering. A quote from near the end: "The Oshawa rally told me everything I needed to know: Pierre Poilievre’s base isn’t just misinformed—they’re actively toxic."
Boom. Exactly. “I would rather be in disagreement, than in fear”. #CarneyForCanada #Exln2025 #StopPoilievre Via @Garnet_2203
Pierre Poilievre Makes Speech! Axe The Ack! And bring home the plastic straws! (IQ of 2) (Sorry, I had to. This is just to funny to pass up) 🤡 🤣
This!!!!!🪶😡🇨🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇸💙👇🏽 #FightFascism #RemoveTrumpNow #ArrestMusk #NeverPoilievre #CanadaStrong
we can send women to space, but we can’t send billionaires into the sun
The guide to the federal election came at the same time as liquor flyers. Sounds about right! 🤣
#ElbowsUp #RESIGNSMITH #NeverUCP #NeverSmith #DanielleSmithlsUnfitToLead #Ableg #Abpoli #Cdnpoli #ABResistance #UCPfail
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As we watch the US fall into fascism and watch all of their social safety nets dissolve, Canada must hold tight to its core values and demonstrate to the world that sanity can still prevail. A government can still be about the good of all of its citizens and reach outside itself to enrich the world
The Cons suddenly make campaign promises the Liberals were already making and their party was already doing. You want a party that pivots when it realizes where the wind’s blowing, or a party already leading the way in that direction? Is your country broken or is it consistently trying to be better?
If you want to say #Never51 then better say #NeverPoilievre and #NeverSmith
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So now the pollsters are "giving" it to the liberals with a sure win prediction. You know what they're doing right? Hoping folks decide not to vote thinking it's a sure thing. I've seen this movie before Canada. VOTE! Use your damned voice this time! #cdnpoli
I know this is real life and stuff but it’s still giving me big vibes of Hugh Grant as PM in Love Actually telling off Billy Bob Thornton as US president.
Sharing once again: Calgary, Alberta:
The federal Liberals now have a candidate for Calgary Centre, Lindsay Luhnau. www.instagram.com/lindsayluhna... #Calgary #cdnpoli
Why is the media hounding Carney about his finances, yet nobody has bothered to ask Poilievre how he amassed $25 million on an MPs salary? #cdnpoli #canpoli
We watch #Survivor and I’ve never seen such diversity. Differently abled, immigrants, children of immigrants, multiple races, sexualities. Coming together to be stronger. Americans, DO NOT LET THEM TAKE YOUR HUMANITY!!! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
Great article from a doctor explaining what it was like to start practicing medicine in Canada, after a lifetime in the American for-profit system. [Remember: we are seeking doctors, nurses, and nurse practitioners, so look for recruiting companies that can help you.]
~ Proud to be a #NastyCanadian! The little man down south referred to nasty Canadians and now it's become a thing! #TeamCanada #ElbowsUp
Trump’s bringing prices down 🤣
Now us Albertans have to start apologizing to the rest of Canada like half of the US to Canada right now
Now us Albertans have to start apologizing to the rest of Canada like half of the US to Canada right now
And you didn’t deserve this. Truly, I hope that the insanity can be stopped before it’s beyond repair.
Oh, I’m outraged, but I need to direct it at who deserves it.I believe much more than half of Americans didn’t ask for any of this, what that portion is going through is a nightmare. Much of the other portion didn’t know what it was getting into. I’m sympathy to my American cousins, most 🇨🇦’s agree!
That’s my question to Americans who are confused, how would you feel if Canada said we were going to take the US over?
We’re not the pushovers they thought we were.
I think Canadians are taking this seriously. That’s why we’re so pissed. Tariffs are disappointing, threats to our country are enraging. Canadians have a sense of humour, and this 💩 ain’t funny
After all, Canadians are masters of passive-aggressiveness. It's in our DNA. #USpoli #cdnpoli
I wonder what would happen if Canada gave the United States the silent treatment? No reactions. No speeches. No meetings. Just go about our lives ignoring whatever they say or throw at us and just deal with it quietly. Trump feeds on attention like a toddler on the floor of Walmart. Just walk away.
Benefit lifting 100’s of 1000s out of poverty? No. Reproductive freedom? No. Decriminalized marijuana? No. Marriage equality? No. Who did all these things? LIBERALS! 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁 Who voted against all of them? CONSERVATIVES! 🤷🏼🤔🧐😒🤷🏼
🧵So, did the Conservatives give us: Our own flag🇨🇦? No. Canada Pension? No. Old Age Security? No. Medicare? No. Charter of Rights and Freedoms? No. Publicly funded childcare? No. A start on pharmacare? No. Denticare for those in need? No. Boil water advisories all but gone? No. Canada Child …
Never change, NYC.
“No sane person should think Donald Trump possesses the capacity for restraint. Each day’s actions are a probing attack at the boundaries of what might be possible or achievable.” steveschmidt.substack.com/p/a-message-...
This is why their strategy will ultimately fail
Trump: We're going to tariff everything coming from Canada because reasons! Trudeau: Okay, so here are YOUR new tariffs, buddy. Ford: Good luck getting power from us! Carney: Oh, you want to start a trade war, do you, Voldemort? Poilievre: Eats apple loudly.
Tariffs suck, but no country gave up because of tariffs. Canadians are unhappy about the tariffs, but are enraged by having our country threatened. I might be a fat 50 year old far from his prime, but I will gladly die defending my country from invasion 💪 🇨🇦
The Captain Canada thing makes sense. I don’t trust anything he does. If it weren’t for this, I think he’d be doing the Smith bootlicker thing
How serious is Trump's threat against Canada? Very serious. But Trump didn't factor in the determined resistance of a united country. We grow stronger while he scrambles to contain the economic chaos he created. Here's my latest reflection on the next steps we must take. substack.com/home/post/p-...
It’s a jarring moment of cognitive dissonance to see Dr. Ahmad applying her considerable firsthand knowledge of insurgency and guerilla warfare to her own country. But she’s right. We’d stop being nice, and lay down our lives theconversation.com/why-annexing...
I look up the news multiple times a day hoping to see ‘Trump’s dead’