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All of this. And this Isak song specifically comes across as lazy clout-chasing. Dude isn't the next Phil Aspinall.
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All of this. And this Isak song specifically comes across as lazy clout-chasing. Dude isn't the next Phil Aspinall.
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This would be my response to Alderman Lopez
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Now I’m thinking about who would be a DNC stan. “These folks are doing a great job!” Maybe they’re the MSNBC-pilled folks.
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Jer-Bear, you’ve got it all wrong, we’ve been calling your the Guggenheim of Fringe for your amazing western wear.
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That's Dave. If you told me you were seeing him I would have linked y'all up.
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And it's a knockoff of the themes in the Chiesa song. "I'm a Scouser" and the "fuck off/fuck that." It's a hard pass for me.
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Welp, Crystal Palace just paid £20M for four months of Mark Guehi. Hope it’s worth it. #YNWA
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Alabama will soon be ranked higher in the Sickos poll than the AP poll
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VCARB succeeding with the “let’s staff the garage with models” strategy, I was questioning it but stand corrected
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Probably listening to Death Cab
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Congratulations to Oscar Piastri on winning the 2025 WDC. #DutchGP #F1
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We’ve known they were the best cars on the grid for a year, but the McLarens racing away from Verstappen when he’s on new softs and they’re on hards really highlights how they are on another planet. #DutchGP
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Because there were multiple games with the same problem and the commercials worked, I bet it was a problem in their cloud. Huge eff-up just a week into the new ESPN DTC era.
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OK, I’ll say it: Cam Rising was a baller until he got hurt
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#ForksUp to all my fellow Devils fans watching on ESPN+ radio
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Chicago knows epic shit from DMB
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Kenny Dillingham just called a fake punt in the first quarter against NAU. He’s so insane
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Snipers were off their game today
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🤯
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#ConferenceOfChampions
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Posted three minutes ago and no Oregon pedant has piped in with AKTUALLY THATS THE DUCK, PUDDLES IS THE LIVE MASCOT. Is Eugene losing its edge in the Big Ten???
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The best sports game soundtrack is MLB 11 The Show. This is not an opinion; it is objective fact.
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Omigod that’s Diego Pavia’s music
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Galaxy brain shit
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Great point Jerry, I mostly wore leather boat shoes with no socks in high school
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Rejected Swig drinks
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I’m pretty sure the offical cocktail of Rutgers is the Long Island Iced Tea
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I will adopt these toot sweet
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@grahamsaccount.bsky.social may be available as the Offical Haboob Correspondent of the Sickos Committee
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My son stayed in the student section until the end of that game and reports that yesterday was far worse. A haboob like this might have Mercered a game!
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Sorry about your sock, Jerry, I fervently hope tomorrow isn’t laundry day. #prayersup 🙏
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Fubo still does 7-day free previews, I think
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We can never forget Kolo and Divock either 🙂
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Reminded me of someone
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Rio for Ballon D’Or
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Rio put home just like Diogo 🥲
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New Kop legend just dropped
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Corso’s second pick was… Also Ohio State (over Iowa), three weeks later 😂
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Nate got Doug’s password
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Have you met his sister, Incontinentia Buttocks?
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They need to go back to the 2 QB sets #WeWantAnOrji
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ColandreACTION on the run!
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To paraphrase an old coach, when you have two starting quarterbacks you have two starting quarterbacks
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We return with our shields or on our shields, Jerry
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DE LA + FARMAGEDDEN
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Both are true: 1. Newsom is showing how national Democrats can compete in a media environment where flood-the-zone tactics requiring constant content creation are rewarded. 2. There are many potential candidates, including Pritzger, who will show more spine wrt actual policy.
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Screw Phil Jackson, Mike Leach was the true zen master
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Could the separate entity be used to avoid clearinghouse oversight if a school wanted to exceed the House limit? Not that SEC schools would look for a way to cheat, of course!
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I guess the standing piss czar is still employed?
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The only better Uber would be the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle
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Hot take: The Economist is a general interest magazine for people who want to believe they’re nerds
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Junior must be thrilled
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Web 2.0 can indeed be a cruel mistress, Jerry.
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It’s story of Frodo’s other cousin Dildo Baggins. He’s baggin’ dildos.
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This is why I call you Jerry Danger
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Banning mail voting and voting machines is this week’s flood-the-zone tactic. It’s outrageous, but he wants you outraged to own the libs. Don’t take the bait. It’s all about Epstein and the cratering economy.
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Welcome to this week’s flood-the-zone tactic.
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This has strong @edburmila.bsky.social vibes and that’s a compliment to both of you
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You can hear them crying in Turin!
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It’s Anthony Taylor SZN, everyone! #ynwa #LIVBOU
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They don’t realize the voters are done with their bullshit and are about to sweep them away.
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Kenny gives no F’s, he’d win with walk-ons 🔱 ⬆️
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🔱 ⬆️
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My Sickos Top 10: 1. Farm O’Geddon 2. Kenny Dillingham 3. Martin Stadium 4. The Patriot League 5. Ferrari F1 6. Lincoln University 7. The PAC-2 8. Mount Holyoke 9. Scott Frost 10. Duquesne Vote!
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I fly all the time on American, which has CLT as a hub, and it’s the worst experience. Microscopic layovers, gate congestion, overcrowding. I’ll go out of my way to fly through DFW or O’Hare instead.
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You have the right to be wrong
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This difference is why Lewis Hamilton is the 🐐 and Guenther Steiner is doing podcasts
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I just listened to a 20-minute exposé on the Honey Baked Ham Store and it wasn’t made by Planet Money?
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Great, we’re following the Greece and Argentina models, what could go wrong
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There’s a longform assignment waiting for someone to explain how many of our problems today can be traced back to The Real World and Road Rules
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“Shit, this is Tobago.”
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To make things easier for the ballot counters, can we have a ruling on the standard spelling of the Dublin game between Iowa State and Kansas State?
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In the 90s there was a brewery in DC that made a marionberry lambic with a cartoon of Marion Barry on the label
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Somewhere in your library there is certain to be a book titled Tits: How To Make Them Pay
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Every breath spent arguing that DC is actually fine (which it is) instead of pointing out that this is another distraction to try to flood the zone is playing into Trump’s hands.
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Not in my house
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This is getting embarrassing.
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And guineas!
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“‘Pigs’ has three Gs”
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“Outdoor pigs” implies a critical mass of indoor pigs, perhaps already engaged in productive activities like chartered accountancy
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Great observation, Jerry, I would share a tray of nachos with you anytime
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That’s not fair because Brick Johnson could do a far better job
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Sounds like, one way or another, the ISS is taking the piss
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Data leak, heh.
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The tribute to your uncle was terrific. Thanks for sharing it.
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Hey, somehow I only just found your personal account after listening to you and the rest of the gang for the last two years and you guys brighten every week twice without fail. You make so many people happy and don’t deserve any of this. Thanks so much for what you do.
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This bit will never, never get old
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Here you go! Easy peasy.
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That’s the Transfer Wizard’s wand
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That is more demented than Felix Salmon talking about sports
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Omigod that’s John Fetterman’s music
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If you’re going to have a long setup for a joke it has to be this good. 👏
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This is worth $200B a year in capex
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Maybe Puck can run the reactor