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Owen, Bottom 10% on OF

@oweraj.bsky.social

Cruciverbalist • Spider • Erstwhile AOL Instant Messenger influencer • 2220X partisan IYKYK

created September 3, 2023

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All of this. And this Isak song specifically comes across as lazy clout-chasing. Dude isn't the next Phil Aspinall.

3/9/2025, 2:50:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This would be my response to Alderman Lopez

Nick Kroll in The League telling his fantasy football opponents to SUCK IT
3/9/2025, 1:54:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now I’m thinking about who would be a DNC stan. “These folks are doing a great job!” Maybe they’re the MSNBC-pilled folks.

3/9/2025, 1:51:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jer-Bear, you’ve got it all wrong, we’ve been calling your the Guggenheim of Fringe for your amazing western wear.

3/9/2025, 1:43:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's Dave. If you told me you were seeing him I would have linked y'all up.

3/9/2025, 1:40:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And it's a knockoff of the themes in the Chiesa song. "I'm a Scouser" and the "fuck off/fuck that." It's a hard pass for me.

3/9/2025, 1:34:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welp, Crystal Palace just paid £20M for four months of Mark Guehi. Hope it’s worth it. #YNWA

1/9/2025, 7:12:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alabama will soon be ranked higher in the Sickos poll than the AP poll

31/8/2025, 5:18:40 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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VCARB succeeding with the “let’s staff the garage with models” strategy, I was questioning it but stand corrected

31/8/2025, 2:51:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably listening to Death Cab

31/8/2025, 2:37:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations to Oscar Piastri on winning the 2025 WDC. #DutchGP #F1

31/8/2025, 2:31:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’ve known they were the best cars on the grid for a year, but the McLarens racing away from Verstappen when he’s on new softs and they’re on hards really highlights how they are on another planet. #DutchGP

31/8/2025, 2:29:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because there were multiple games with the same problem and the commercials worked, I bet it was a problem in their cloud. Huge eff-up just a week into the new ESPN DTC era.

31/8/2025, 5:44:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OK, I’ll say it: Cam Rising was a baller until he got hurt

31/8/2025, 4:50:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#ForksUp to all my fellow Devils fans watching on ESPN+ radio

31/8/2025, 4:38:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chicago knows epic shit from DMB

31/8/2025, 4:37:34 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kenny Dillingham just called a fake punt in the first quarter against NAU. He’s so insane

31/8/2025, 2:32:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Snipers were off their game today

30/8/2025, 9:40:50 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤯

30/8/2025, 8:19:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 8:12:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#ConferenceOfChampions

30/8/2025, 8:09:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Posted three minutes ago and no Oregon pedant has piped in with AKTUALLY THATS THE DUCK, PUDDLES IS THE LIVE MASCOT. Is Eugene losing its edge in the Big Ten???

30/8/2025, 8:08:35 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best sports game soundtrack is MLB 11 The Show. This is not an opinion; it is objective fact.

30/8/2025, 5:47:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omigod that’s Diego Pavia’s music

30/8/2025, 5:43:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Galaxy brain shit

30/8/2025, 5:36:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great point Jerry, I mostly wore leather boat shoes with no socks in high school

28/8/2025, 9:48:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rejected Swig drinks

28/8/2025, 9:44:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m pretty sure the offical cocktail of Rutgers is the Long Island Iced Tea

28/8/2025, 9:43:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will adopt these toot sweet

26/8/2025, 5:38:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@grahamsaccount.bsky.social may be available as the Offical Haboob Correspondent of the Sickos Committee

26/8/2025, 5:27:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My son stayed in the student section until the end of that game and reports that yesterday was far worse. A haboob like this might have Mercered a game!

26/8/2025, 5:24:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry about your sock, Jerry, I fervently hope tomorrow isn’t laundry day. #prayersup 🙏

26/8/2025, 12:42:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fubo still does 7-day free previews, I think

25/8/2025, 9:59:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We can never forget Kolo and Divock either 🙂

25/8/2025, 9:17:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminded me of someone

25/8/2025, 9:17:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 9:15:13 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rio for Ballon D’Or

25/8/2025, 9:11:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rio put home just like Diogo 🥲

25/8/2025, 9:10:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 9:06:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New Kop legend just dropped

25/8/2025, 9:06:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Corso’s second pick was… Also Ohio State (over Iowa), three weeks later 😂

25/8/2025, 5:12:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nate got Doug’s password

25/8/2025, 2:56:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you met his sister, Incontinentia Buttocks?

24/8/2025, 1:14:47 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They need to go back to the 2 QB sets #WeWantAnOrji

23/8/2025, 10:56:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ColandreACTION on the run!

23/8/2025, 10:54:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 10:03:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To paraphrase an old coach, when you have two starting quarterbacks you have two starting quarterbacks

23/8/2025, 8:22:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We return with our shields or on our shields, Jerry

23/8/2025, 1:35:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DE LA + FARMAGEDDEN

23/8/2025, 1:33:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Both are true: 1. Newsom is showing how national Democrats can compete in a media environment where flood-the-zone tactics requiring constant content creation are rewarded. 2. There are many potential candidates, including Pritzger, who will show more spine wrt actual policy.

22/8/2025, 8:35:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Screw Phil Jackson, Mike Leach was the true zen master

22/8/2025, 5:05:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could the separate entity be used to avoid clearinghouse oversight if a school wanted to exceed the House limit? Not that SEC schools would look for a way to cheat, of course!

21/8/2025, 5:09:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess the standing piss czar is still employed?

21/8/2025, 3:59:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only better Uber would be the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle

20/8/2025, 9:11:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hot take: The Economist is a general interest magazine for people who want to believe they’re nerds

20/8/2025, 6:00:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Junior must be thrilled

20/8/2025, 3:33:09 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Web 2.0 can indeed be a cruel mistress, Jerry.

20/8/2025, 1:22:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s story of Frodo’s other cousin Dildo Baggins. He’s baggin’ dildos.

18/8/2025, 9:38:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why I call you Jerry Danger

18/8/2025, 8:47:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Banning mail voting and voting machines is this week’s flood-the-zone tactic. It’s outrageous, but he wants you outraged to own the libs. Don’t take the bait. It’s all about Epstein and the cratering economy.

18/8/2025, 3:41:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welcome to this week’s flood-the-zone tactic.

18/8/2025, 3:37:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This has strong @edburmila.bsky.social vibes and that’s a compliment to both of you

16/8/2025, 6:55:50 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can hear them crying in Turin!

16/8/2025, 6:00:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s Anthony Taylor SZN, everyone! #ynwa #LIVBOU

15/8/2025, 7:27:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don’t realize the voters are done with their bullshit and are about to sweep them away.

15/8/2025, 4:22:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kenny gives no F’s, he’d win with walk-ons 🔱 ⬆️

15/8/2025, 4:19:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🔱 ⬆️

14/8/2025, 11:52:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Sickos Top 10: 1. Farm O’Geddon 2. Kenny Dillingham 3. Martin Stadium 4. The Patriot League 5. Ferrari F1 6. Lincoln University 7. The PAC-2 8. Mount Holyoke 9. Scott Frost 10. Duquesne Vote!

14/8/2025, 10:47:04 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I fly all the time on American, which has CLT as a hub, and it’s the worst experience. Microscopic layovers, gate congestion, overcrowding. I’ll go out of my way to fly through DFW or O’Hare instead.

13/8/2025, 5:04:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have the right to be wrong

13/8/2025, 4:49:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This difference is why Lewis Hamilton is the 🐐 and Guenther Steiner is doing podcasts

13/8/2025, 4:35:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just listened to a 20-minute exposé on the Honey Baked Ham Store and it wasn’t made by Planet Money?

13/8/2025, 1:31:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great, we’re following the Greece and Argentina models, what could go wrong

12/8/2025, 10:02:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s a longform assignment waiting for someone to explain how many of our problems today can be traced back to The Real World and Road Rules

12/8/2025, 3:17:45 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Shit, this is Tobago.”

12/8/2025, 2:38:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To make things easier for the ballot counters, can we have a ruling on the standard spelling of the Dublin game between Iowa State and Kansas State?

12/8/2025, 2:01:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In the 90s there was a brewery in DC that made a marionberry lambic with a cartoon of Marion Barry on the label

12/8/2025, 1:56:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somewhere in your library there is certain to be a book titled Tits: How To Make Them Pay

12/8/2025, 1:54:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every breath spent arguing that DC is actually fine (which it is) instead of pointing out that this is another distraction to try to flood the zone is playing into Trump’s hands.

12/8/2025, 11:46:33 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not in my house

12/8/2025, 1:56:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 9:31:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is getting embarrassing.

9/8/2025, 3:11:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They were outclassed.

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9/8/2025, 1:42:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And guineas!

8/8/2025, 3:50:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“‘Pigs’ has three Gs”

8/8/2025, 1:03:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Outdoor pigs” implies a critical mass of indoor pigs, perhaps already engaged in productive activities like chartered accountancy

8/8/2025, 11:48:19 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great observation, Jerry, I would share a tray of nachos with you anytime

7/8/2025, 9:04:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s not fair because Brick Johnson could do a far better job

7/8/2025, 12:09:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like, one way or another, the ISS is taking the piss

7/8/2025, 12:03:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Data leak, heh.

7/8/2025, 11:57:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The tribute to your uncle was terrific. Thanks for sharing it.

7/8/2025, 11:55:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, somehow I only just found your personal account after listening to you and the rest of the gang for the last two years and you guys brighten every week twice without fail. You make so many people happy and don’t deserve any of this. Thanks so much for what you do.

7/8/2025, 1:34:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This bit will never, never get old

7/8/2025, 12:27:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here you go! Easy peasy.

6/8/2025, 4:59:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s the Transfer Wizard’s wand

6/8/2025, 2:21:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is more demented than Felix Salmon talking about sports

6/8/2025, 9:55:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omigod that’s John Fetterman’s music

5/8/2025, 7:13:53 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you’re going to have a long setup for a joke it has to be this good. 👏

5/8/2025, 7:01:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is worth $200B a year in capex

5/8/2025, 6:59:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe Puck can run the reactor

4/8/2025, 11:55:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view