Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀
@ozzelot.bsky.social
phone and vinyl hoarder, ahem, relic seeker anarchistický bohém, nok ve vašem soukolí Fedi: https://mstdn.social/@ozzelot he/him or they/them or anything I quite like to block commiters of crimes against art (AI generationists).
created October 1, 2023
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cagey ratfish 🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 (@cageyratfish.bsky.social) reposted
this is a multigenerational complaint but WHOSE idea was it to make car headlights out of high-Kelvin LEDs?? Didn't anyone realize that blue-tinted light fucks up your night vision? There should be illegal bulb temperatures for vehicle headlights. Hmmph!
Standplaats Kraków (@standplaatskrk.pl) reposted reply parent
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Naši lídři: Čínu nesmíme mít! (vypne mikrofon) Musíme si udělat vlastní technopeklo.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social)
Been spending most our lives
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social)
Jobs[.]cz? Jobs byl pozér, co wozniak[.]cz?
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
“Once you use ChatGPT, you don’t want to think for yourself anymore” that, in a nutshell, is why I avoid these things because no matter how convinced you are that it isn’t happening to you, it is happening to you these machines will suck your creativity dry and you’ll thank them for it
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
umřarára
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Tak tak, zaplatila to "Tereza Černá".
Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
Once a month there's a story like "The evil asshole company has created 'The Pervert Playground.' Stock reaches an all time high"
Agent Jaroslav (@agentjaroslav.bsky.social) reposted
Dneska je zašít, teda Zažít město jinak ! Já mam nejradši ty komornější akce s místňákama ale i tam kde je to o gastru a hudbě vždycky čumim, kolik je vlastně v ulicích místa a co se tam dá všechno dělat. Za tuhle pravidelnou sondu moc dík.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
I really wish I could do that.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
this spherson tried to unlock your sphone
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably something like Fred
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Tolik otázek. A ani na jednu nechceš slyšet odpověď.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
boopdaroob!
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Taky bylo vtipný, a to už s vaším trápením nemá nic, že v den, kdy jsem šel ke správci zaplatit, co jsem zaplatit měl, zrovna byl útok na internetbanking, ale karty naštěstí držely - takže to byl největší výběr z bankomatu, co jsem zatím kdy učinil.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Můj realiťák byl aspoň cizinec, ale pletl si pojmy podnájemní smlouva a nájemní smlouva, což jest u realiťáka dost podstatná závada. (Je to nakonec nájemní.)
Stupid Twink (@stupidtwink.bsky.social) reposted
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Anebo to zní taky hezky vyčítavě: "Na světě je tolik problémů, a vy... vy... Jak můžete na prohlídku?!"
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
I was barely conscious then, but... haven't you?
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
"Na prohlídku můžu třeba tramvají či na kole."
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
She imploded back into her franself
Snacks (@snacks59.bsky.social) reposted
We are this close people.
Zi (@ziqqix.bsky.social) reposted
how I feel trying to explain to normies why nsfw ban and censorship is bad and why they should care
The Nana Yaga (@nanicoolj.bsky.social) reposted
Oh. So when you trained them on the notes of medical doctors they repeated the same biases. Odd that.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
We're avantgarde round here
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm completely labubu.
Smooth Dunk (@smoothdunk2.bsky.social) reposted
america rn
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, the concept of ownership really shifts if the manufacturer has power to enable ads on it at will.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
For some clever hacker to run Doom on it. Otherwise, yea
Aidan O'Brien (@aidanobrien.bsky.social) reposted
Taps sign..
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Reálně to byl děsný střep (hlavně mu mám za zlé poměrně obskurní grafiku, která v Linuxu nikdy nejela stoprocentně), ale měl svou roli.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
He is so Taro
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Též jsem tahával kačera. (Tohle není onen kus, ale identický typ nalezený na blešáku někdy vloni.)
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to get into the funny business of giving Mr. Sneaks lots of scritches
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
And even if 1 in 5 people were trans... so what?
onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted
the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
You misspelled Mastodon
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist (@nameshiv.bsky.social) reposted
Disco Elysium is so leftist that the 4 founders split up into 5 rival studios. How they physically managed this I still do not understand. It's like something out of a failed algebra answer "invalid solution", but they pulled it off.
good huck, babe! (@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social) reposted
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless you are Arnold Rimmer.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
No doubt.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
A co je flákanec bez flábachyně!
Spheal Posting (@sphealposting.bsky.social) reposted
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
A když je Bonifác, je i jeho opak Malifác?
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
To je trochu dlouhý tetování.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Já si nechám vytetovat...
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Musí tedy existovat jakési Horácko... odkud odjinud by byl Horác?
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
It didn't have him, although it had a portrait of John Muir.
Kelsey Translatedpussy (@redlez.bsky.social) reposted
Man I'm still kinda messed up about that pubmed article about the rabbit that got itself pregnant and gave birth without issue, after having already gotten several other rabbits pregnant. The fact that it's even possible, but also... How did it give birth? It was healthy and got pregnant *again*...
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
The first four words conjured corporate imagery and to be fair outlook is pretty cursed
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
The game Sam & Max Hit the Road, from 1993, has a Macrohard Maintenance Droid in it.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Taky mi toto snížení přišlo. Snad tu ušetřenou nulu neutratím celou najednou.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
He is plushie (I hope they settle in soon!)
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Taro: I complain! Fran: Meh. I stay in box.
Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 (@unormal.bsky.social) reposted
its so funny to declare anti fascists enemies of your "totally not fascist" state
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Se mu nedivím, vypadá to lahodně
helen, gender goblin (@gendergoblinhelen.bsky.social) reposted
added without comment:
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Smol fluff!
Cagle Cats (@caglecats.bsky.social) reposted
Taro baby photos, for health
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
(Ofc so is the na-no but my mind first goes to the mini for its superior repairability and upgradability)
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do you think they don't make the ipod mini anymore? It's an aluminium can filled with music.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Já bych to házel na Gemini, text v obrázcích těm krámům pořád moc nejde.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
I have taken way too much time to learn how to spell entrepreneur correctly
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
well, when i told my gf i'd eat her in the mountains, this isn't exactly what i had in mind
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
Reminder: When billionaires take control of communication platforms, it’s not a win for free speech. It’s a win for oligarchy. https://www.democracynow.org/2025/9/16/headlines/billionaire_larry_ellison_could_add_tiktok_to_media_empire_as_us_and_china_reach_deal
Dot (@dotmaetrix.bsky.social) reposted
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll pass.
Richard Hull (@richardhull54.bsky.social) reposted
That's a great sign so I've added #AltText to the photo so that more people can appreciate it.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
I am fairly jumpy. (Just the guy you want operating a tank.)
Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@csmfht.bsky.social) reposted
Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
Nanoraptor (@nanoraptor.danamania.com) reposted
The Power Macintosh G2 Cube shown here with the higher-end 75Mhz PPC603, memory slot, and LC-PDS compatible expansion was an addition to the Macintosh family.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Counterpoint: it's a freaking tank, what's to stop me from calling it anything I want
Elle (@elleisanisland.bsky.social) reposted
Robert Redford on Richard Nixon's death. Not much changes, I guess.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Zatím jsem se nedostal za plantnutí otázky v mozku, celou tangentu si nechám na jindy (věřte mi, bude to v nejméně vhodný okamžik)
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
To jde, ale šifrovanej by neměl bejt nic platnej, however in this essay i will
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Ale Bitlocker... upsík www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTl4...
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
A ten most tam taky bude do druhýho dne? Tu partu, co by něco takovýho uměla, bych rád přizval i tady mezi Holešovice a Libeň.
Standplaats Kraków (@standplaatskrk.pl) reposted reply parent
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Tak to jsem si musel najít... a teď mě zajímá, zda s tím nějak souvisí "vatnik".
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
To je urážka kund
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social)
I don't have the attention span for podcasts
kim (@gothcrunch.bsky.social) reposted
ive said it before and ill say it again
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Taro... Taro... Taro... Taro Nation!
L (@banalplay.bsky.social) reposted
What we're living through is the result of 100 years of treating conservatism like it was anything better than fascism biding its time.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Každej obor má svoje Šmuclery
Spheal Posting (@sphealposting.bsky.social) reposted
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Tak bacha, Linux na desktopu aspoň dělá, co má. :D
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Jsou místa, kde je dobytek posvátný.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
U Walda jsem se na to vybod. :D Určitě to bude mnohem horší.
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Královna
Mazie (@sillyartcollector.bsky.social) reposted
I’m not into fine arts…
Medusa’s Wink😉 (@medusaswink.bsky.social) reposted
Me: i’m Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No that’s kleptomania
Ozzelot #RatVerified 🐀 (@ozzelot.bsky.social) reply parent
Taro has been Safely Shipped
Melony Pepon (@melonypepon.bsky.social) reposted
But where is Taro?
TallFroGuy [🔜critterposting hours] (@tallfroguy.bsky.social) reposted
to be trans is to be sleepy #critterposting