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This is @sadhbhgirl.bsky.social coded.
Yes, that's my main problem with the president declaring war on the city of Chicago, too: Inappropriate hat.
Wait wait....go back to that part about the gorilla ritual.
Friend: Hey, can you describe Bluesky for me in one image? Me: I can now!
It's like when I meet someone with a healthy relationship with their father. Like LOL okay weirdo.
I reposted a headline about a poly Disney adult community that may have been a tiktok thing and someone scolded me for "inciting panic by spreading misinformation about Disney adults."
Unfortunately no. I haven't had the resources to hire a narrator.
I don't mean to complain, but being the main character of the universe is a lot harder than I make it look.
Withers' big naturals.
God I love when AI freaks start jumping into my replies like I'm going to debate them. You could have just asked your robot what it feels like to be immediately blocked by a hot lady if you wanted to know so bad.
This reminds me of the time someone to me that not liking AI was the same as supporting child pornography.
TBA but hopefully soon!
Anti-vaxxers aren’t questioning the science, they’re questioning who deserves to live
THANK YOU! I got housed and got a job but have to get work pants and such and first paycheck wont be for a bit. But between this full time gig and side hustles this may well be the last Fundraiser. Until then $145/$400 V:@/JKNotSoBad C:$/JKNotsobad PP:@/comfortingmoo MOX TAX
Withers' big naturals.
One more day and I still need some help if anyone can
Also asking me for recommendations for "cozy" books is a hate crime in itself.
That. It's like when assholes go off about "LGBTUVWXYZ people"
Yeeeah, if you come into my replies and refer to queer writers as "ABCD authors" that's going to be a real quick block.
Ooo! Which one is that?
They need to invent Lesstrogen, the lesser estrogen made specifically for trans women who were actively transphobic before coming out.
My early thoughts on the Anthropic settlement: a) good, fucking pay us b) no, that’s not enough c) shouldn’t have stolen our shit to train your stupid mediocre plagiarism artbarf robot in the first place, you fuckers d) this isn’t something to celebrate; it is a Pyrrhic victory at best
Cheese zombie.
Oh Quill, you know I can't promise you that.
They should spend the first episode apologizing for Double Exposure.
Yay and also boo and also I'm so excited and also oh no.
I don't mean to complain, but being the main character of the universe is a lot harder than I make it look.
I was trying to see if it was automated bots or if there are just people term searching and replying. I only hooked one and it seems to be someone term searching.
It was not, but come on; you KNOW you're on the perma-list.
"Come to our Substack and read an interview with the author of Legends and Lattes about his thoughts on cozy fantasy!" Oh, shoot, I totally would, but unfortunately *peels skin off of my own face in one giant piece, maintaining eye-contact the whole time*
1 month HRT / 5 years HRT
Foolish of them. As a SeaQuest DSV podcast, they could have doubled their audience by getting you to listen.
If you're cis and don't understand one of my posts, it's probably because I'm talking about trans stuff. If you're trans and don't understand one of my posts, it's probably because my brain doesn't work right and this microblogging app has made that everyone's problem.
In 1965 they made a doll of what it's like interacting with a freshly cracked egg.
Going to test something. Beta readers.
Lesstrogen: From the makers of Testosteralmost.
They need to invent Lesstrogen, the lesser estrogen made specifically for trans women who were actively transphobic before coming out.
This is the incredibly heterosexual content I come to your feed for.
Like, I'm not even all that mad at him, more just at an industry that will elevate cishet tellings of queer stories over those of queer authors.
Gotta be honest and say that it once again feels stressful that all the evil people are doing evil things and making life worse for everyone
This book is not cozy, and the sequel is even less so. And ohhhh boy when book three hits....
Forget cozy stories. Itchy stories are the wave of the future.
Oh shit, y'all, apparently I'm in a mood today!
(I know, I know...how dare I speak ill of that grandmaster of sapphic romance, a *checks notes* cishet man?)
"Come to our Substack and read an interview with the author of Legends and Lattes about his thoughts on cozy fantasy!" Oh, shoot, I totally would, but unfortunately *peels skin off of my own face in one giant piece, maintaining eye-contact the whole time*
Making my job uncomfortable by holding the hug five seconds too long and sighing at the end.
That's my secret, Sadhbh; I'm always cancelled.
$1000 worth of lookin'.
(I cannot overstate how mad I am that that thing looks like that. Yes, even with everything going on in the world, this is the biggest problem. Yes, even bigger than that one. I can't believe me either. You should be very angry at me.)
1 month HRT / 5 years HRT
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
The fucking Washington Generals gender.
EMOTIONALLY BALANCED GARY Temporarily Out of Stock
Congratulations, Sadhbh! 💖🎉
Girl I'm not taking you home but we can watch TV Glow together and I'll let you tell me which cartoon villain you always felt "a weird connection" to. Here's a tissue.
In 1965 they made a doll of what it's like interacting with a freshly cracked egg.
"I asked ChatGPT" yeah well I just summoned the spirits of all your ancestors and they told me they now wish they'd died virgins.
I'm supremely mad and I'm going to rant about it. I have a podcast. It's hosted by ACast. They do dynamic insertion ads prior to the show, which I've enabled. These are basically the commercials you might hear before the show starts.
But also, after 24 years of the War on Terror plus the 90s and 80s and also the Vietnam War and Korean War this pearl clutching about how he’s dishonoring the purpose of the DOD is a bit much lol
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We need to come to terms with the fact that if Furbies were real, we'd have hunted them to extinction years ago.
Hey, this Romanian forest has an interactive display about you
Probably kinda like how Elon sees his kids.
I'm glad they made its face like that, so if you buy one you have to look yourself in a mirror and confront the reality of the person you let yourself become every time you talk to it.
You can post for likes with “We need trans stories more than ever” OR you can readily find, purchase, and talk up the many, many, many trans stories that exist in your preferred format from an array of creative people. In the time you spent vaguely posting you could’ve done something tangible.
I'm sorry if talking about my burning house bums you out. It's just that my house is burning.
Probably just got stuck in traffic.
Any time now.
I'm sure that the 2nd Amendment "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!" crusaders will be by any second now to defend the right of trans people to own guns.
Combo with Denied Medical Coverage
Y'all. Go look at all these things it would be so fun to own. Support a trans author and artist, and get yourself cool shit, too. Who doesn't love leather?
You don't have to be like this.
Me, writing a new character: I really like her, but I'm worried she's coming off as too sweet and cute... My brain: Have her eat someone. Me: ...what? Brain: Just straight-up eat them. Like, tear apart and consume an entire person. With her mouth. Me: ......huh.
Finally figured out what Glinner reminds me of.
Finally got my copy of Silksong!
Y'all. Go look at all these things it would be so fun to own. Support a trans author and artist, and get yourself cool shit, too. Who doesn't love leather?
And please, go buy stuff- Got a vending gig this weekend that I desperately need to be able to afford the travel and lodging half of ASAP.
Yeah I'm a bitch, but at least with me you know what you're getting.
Kinda sucks when the former friend who remorselessly inflicted so much psychological damage on you that it still effects all your current relationships is a beloved member of the writing community who has successfully made their whole brand "oh I'm just a sweet, kindhearted elder who loves animals."
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I feel the tone was exactly right for the subject.
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The thing they don't tell you about being an author of a series is that sometimes writing certain moments in your story will dredge up some Big Giant Feelings for you, but then you can't talk them through with your friends because you don't want to spoil anything.
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Liberals are starting to say shit like, "trans people asked for too much too fast," and I'll remind your souless asses that we actually didn't ask for anything. we were minding our own business and quietly improving our healthcare and you (cis) decided to do a pogrom against us for no reason.
I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators. Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!
(It's BAD, readers. Book 4 is fucking me up.)
The thing they don't tell you about being an author of a series is that sometimes writing certain moments in your story will dredge up some Big Giant Feelings for you, but then you can't talk them through with your friends because you don't want to spoil anything.
Ha! I had literally *just* copied the link and came here to share this when I saw you had posted.
Well sure, that's just science.
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Psst, you should read my books, they're pretty great