Cried so hard my dog looked at me, rolled her eyes and told me to get a grip
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Cried so hard my dog looked at me, rolled her eyes and told me to get a grip
WAY UP. @saquon tops the NFL Top 100 list 👏 #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds
“I just hope you get agoraphobia some day” is just the vibe I was looking for
THE LYRIC IS 'i hope you get agoraphobia some day'??? ICONIC AND OH SO UNHINGED WTF 😭
They look amazing! Thanks for the rec! I'll try them out
Such a shame bc acrylics can be so fun 😞 I'm just over it. I'd rather paint at home, too.
Got dip nails ONCE and they ruined my natural nails. Now need to wait for my nails to grow out for them to look semi-decent. Never getting my nails done again.
3 days until Eagles/Cowboys 3 is also the number of playoff wins Dallas has in the last 15 years. Eagles won 3 playoff games in 15 days in January. (Then they won a 4th: SB59)
The seasons according to me Fall: Labor Day to the day after Thanksgiving Winter: Day after Thanksgiving to St. Patrick’s Day Spring: St. Patrick’s Day to Memorial Day Summer: Memorial Day to Labor Day
Happy September!!
Football is in the air ! #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds
Bullying and abusing someone over their video game preference is absolutely vile. Bullying in general is sickening. Some of these grown ass adults acting like children. Embarrassing.
sheldon got some fresh cold watermelon today <3 alt text: a desert tortoise biting into a big watermelon quarter piece
Listening to sabrina carpenter's new album until it stops boring me. Was hoping for more bops than she gave us.
Rainy with a high temp of 60°F? Yes, ma'am.
Happy Friday, y'all !
help
ween
Stop offering condolences and start offering gun control
American children deserve so much better than this
Go Birds
Meeting with my child's school principal tomorrow, and my husband had to remind me that it's okay to be a delightful and happy person. So there's that 😂
This army of Warhammer Orcs!!! This is so rad! U/According_Pumpkin_17 on Reddit as
It's the best 🙌
Anyone else need their sleep space to be ice fking cold in order to sleep? You could churn ice cream in here.
It's so infuriating.
If you are feeling drained don't feel bad for wanting to have some time for yourself. Watch a movie or play your favorite comfort game to help rest your mind. You are amazing!! 🫶
iced coffee iced coffee iced coffee iced coffee
The submissions for the new Massachusetts seal, flag and motto are up, and my friends, they are a *trip* www.mass.gov/doc/massachu...
Saw a woman on social media begging for unpasteurized donor breast milk for her twins bc she refuses to let her babies be "ruined" by formula. She also requires that the donor bm be from someone who has never had a vaccine. Good grief.
Life’s already hard. Be the reason someone feels safer today, not the reason they break.
The Name Her Holy digital ebook is now available on my ko-fi, and while we’re at it it’s ✨💖on sale for only $1✨🌸 from now until Friday! (pretty picture just cause heck I needed something pretty today) ko-fi.com/aubreyennis/...
Our favorite Fred Johnson moment from last season 🥹 The veteran offensive tackle stepped in for an injured Lane Johnson in Week 3 and held it down on the right side for the Eagles during their comeback win against the Saints.
Jim Murray, who was raised in a row home in West Philly and went on to serve as the Eagles’ general manager for nearly a decade, has died at 87.
Let’s do Summerween! Share a snippet of something spooky that takes place during the summer 🎃😎☀️ #WritingPrompt
Anastasia Trusova, It’s Warm (acrylic on canvas, 2023)
Just me and this energy drink against the world
Leaves are starting to fall whoa boy
One of my dogs is currently asleep in my husband's spot on the bed, and I'm sorry but my husband is just gonna have to sleep elsewhere.
If you see this, do it !! Name: Ryn Pronouns: she/her Height: 5'10" Sexuality: who knows anymore Sign: emotional fish Piercings: 7 Tattoos: 4 Fav drink: good ol margarita Fav good: juicy steak, boo Pets: 2 dogs Mbti: wtf does this even mean Relationship: married
Idk what half of the shit on my bsky account has become, but it's clearly time to purge.
sometimes i just want to pull my brain out and beat it to a fuckin pulp. i'm sick of it
Mood
She doesn’t need a hero, she is the hero we need. 🤩
My current read:
3 y/o is crying because she's overly tired and wants to be where Mommy and Daddy are. Twin A is crying because he's hungry for another whole bottle after eating only an hour ago. Twin B is crying because Twin A is crying. I'm crying because I want everyone to stop crying.
Philadelphia, as you might imagine, is home to a great dive bar scene. This one wasn’t my favorite but was undoubtedly the king. 😢
Imma need the birds to absolutely devour the cowboys in 18 days not that I'm counting or anything
Really glad this game is on Roku because it’s let me know where Dr Phil, and Nancy Grace are. Nice to know I can ignore Roku.
phillies (derogatory)
My sunflower patch is so happy! I’ve got a big guy who’s almost as tall as I am and still not ready to bloom! And the little pollen filled bee leggies! I hope yall are ready for eternal sunflower posting. #sunflowers #pollinators
"Melt ICE" "Shatter ICE" "Take care of each other" "Independence from censorship"
📍Montpelier, VT
BlueSky is basically just another extension of Philadelphia, like South Jersey and Delaware.
Whenever I say this site is half people from Philadelphia exactly half of the replies are people saying I’m wrong and exactly half of the replies are people saying Go Birds
Preseason football and I have nothing to say to each other.
Monday after a win everybody holds the door at Wawa and gives a Go Birds. Not even joking.
Tush push working with back ups it’s so funny to me idk why
It was absolutely a gift grabby thing. Instead of a gift for the mom (who needs nothing tbh), I got her daughter a gift from my daughter for being promoted to big sister. My daughter was happy to see a friend, and I didn't feed into the whole "buy me more things" bs.
I survived.
I agreed to go to a baby shower tomorrow, not because I'm friends with the mom, but bc my daughter is friends with her daughter. I hate baby showers. I hated my own baby shower. SOS.
What gif pops up when you type in your name?
Hi, 👋 Welcome. I'm Ryn, a quilting, fantasy-reading, video-game playing, pop-punk listening, tea-drinking lawyer with a potty mouth and big dreams. If I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the moose living in my backyard. Nice to meet you.
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Can never go wrong with the classic
Ok but what kind tho 🤔
This! I take forever to read a book because I pay very close attention to details, subplots, etc. Authors are intentional when they write. I'm intentional when I read.
Good morning 💚
Morning rush hour in Vermont.
Alright y'all. I need your favorite cozy game recs. Please and thank you. #gaming #cozy #gamer #gamersky
This makes me laugh every time I see it.
me working to solve the rising sea levels
Stop treating every Phillies game like an Eagles game challenge.
someone asked why I don't talk about the law on here and the answer is simple it's because I really don't fucking want to. Thanks.
6. The last song I listened to was Six Feet Under the Stars by All Time Low.
5. My favorite TV series is probably Community, The Office, or Breaking Bad.
4. Depends on what you mean by date. One date? Who knows how many. Seriously dated? Four.
3. My worst habit is, honestly, immediately assuming the worst in a situation.
2. My last call was from my secretary!
1. My last text was from my husband
WE TALKIN' 'BOUT PRACTICE?! 🤯 #PhiladelphiaEagles #EaglesNation #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds #EaglesFootball #PhillyPride #BirdGang #EaglesFans #NFL #PhillySports #EaglesGameDay
2005: i am riding the bus to school. my headphones blasting system of a down as i stare out the window longing to not have to go to school anymore 2025: i am riding the bus to work. my headphones blasting system of a down as i stare out the window longing to not have to go to work anymore
Im not going to be able to eat or sleep until I know Landon is ok
Yessss I could've written this answer myself 😂
Shortly after my husband moved from the southwest to the New England mountains he excitedly pointed high into at the sky, "lookit that! That's the biggest damn Turkey buzzard I've ever seen!" Bald eagle, bro. That's a bald eagle.
today at the park we saw wild turkeys and some dude behind us was like “bro look at those owls” so what I’m saying is don’t ever let anyone make you feel stupid. you can visually identify a turkey
Gm 🌱
(go birds) is in there.
Happy Friday 💛
is this a safe space to say i really don't like fruit pies
Writers, you aren't competing with other writers. You're competing with perfectionism. With the timelines you're forcing. With your idea of success. With your fear of failure. Building your skills, your patience, AND your community of writers is how you win every single one of those battles.
Oh, and punk music. 🤘
I ...yes. 🥴
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