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Pale Centaur

@palecentaur.bsky.social

A weirdo who likes to snowboard and yell at people online. Socialist of some sort. He/him New band name: The Grippy Socks

created June 29, 2023

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Profile picture skáld (@danglinghemmie.bsky.social) reposted

quality of life is increasingly going to be determined by the willingness and ability of state and local governments to maintain infrastructure and services in the face of federal retrenchment. there will be no floor, and over time there will be greater and greater variation across the country

4/9/2025, 1:31:35 AM | 402 66 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

ANDRE SWAGASSI

4/9/2025, 1:43:06 AM | 141 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

The most deeply, horrifyingly depressing thing about this to me... In all likelihood, the administration knew that, and it's *WHY* they blew it up.

4/9/2025, 1:12:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

Finally, my time to shine has arrived.

4/9/2025, 1:05:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

10 likes on this post and I will record and upload some guitar playing this weekend. Make it 20 and I'll do some bass too, just to be spicy.

3/9/2025, 11:34:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Deeply impressive that I got maybe 3 lines in and was like "I bet they're talking about New Orleans" without even seeing your context that this was from 150 years ago.

3/9/2025, 6:16:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Anarchists are the vegans of the Left, change my mind

3/9/2025, 6:12:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Is this #blueskyism

In response to my initial question in the thread I was told: eat a turd collaborator
3/9/2025, 6:15:35 AM | 691 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Flea in Baby Driver? bsky.app/profile/pale...

3/9/2025, 2:26:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

Flea as Eddie No-Nose in Baby Driver

3/9/2025, 2:18:49 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

I seem to have discovered a very funny bug in the Wikipedia app for Android.

3/9/2025, 1:54:48 AM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Not even 5 minutes later we get a Katamari reference.

Athena Cykes looking exhausted or disgusted. Text has internal monologue from Phoenix:
3/9/2025, 12:51:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

You're telling me a raccoon cooked this gnocchi???

3/9/2025, 12:49:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

Phoenix: "But what if it turns out that Ron Delite isn't really Masque DeMasque after all?" Maya: "Oh, because his wife said he was delusional? Come on, Nick, she's not even that hot!" Phoenix: "And she's fine, she's p- she's prettier than you!" Maya: *mortally wounded*

3/9/2025, 12:17:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

While we're on the topic, I just want to remind everyone that the blooper reel for the Ace Attorney dub is pure comedy gold. youtu.be/orooK5YCYNw?...

3/9/2025, 12:12:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Both of these are from Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies, by the way. I was trying to find my photo of Mia Fey in Phoenix Wright: Justice for All saying that another woman's "milkshake brings all the boys to the yard," but sadly I can't find it in my photo gallery.

3/9/2025, 12:00:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Still not even my favorite pop culture reference in this game.

Athena Cykes, a young attorney dressed in a yellow suit jacket and skirt with long orange hair: Apollo Justice (another attorney, off screen, in internal monologue):
2/9/2025, 11:55:10 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

Yooooo is that an Evangelion reference in Ace Attorney???

Prosecutor Blackquill (a kinda emo-looking, kinda samurai-looking guy with a feather hanging out of his mouth, eyeliner looking like tears, and a hawk with a bandana on his shoulder): Prosecutor Blackquill continues: Phoenix Wright (a lawyer in a blue suit with hair that is spiked backwards) responds, in internal monologue:
2/9/2025, 11:50:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 (@xinicit.bsky.social) reposted

Frankenstein is my favorite story about what can go wrong when you try to make friends.

2/9/2025, 6:15:06 PM | 363 107 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karla Ortiz (@kortizart.bsky.social) reposted

So new studies showcase that the more you know how GenAi works, the less likely you are to use it! 😌 This reminds me of ai advocates who claim that those who refuse to use GenAi do so because they dont know how it works, yet it’s the opposite! The less you know the more you are likely to use GenAi

2/9/2025, 10:23:12 PM | 1440 659 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

If there's a way to opt out of Google AI search, please please please tell me because I would love more than anything to keep AI out of my Google. I already use udm=14 in my Chrome browser, but if I can disable it any further I'd love to.

2/9/2025, 10:54:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Isacson (@adamisacson.com) reposted

Lethal force against a civilian vessel in international waters is a war crime if not in self-defense. If not in self-defense, only non-lethal actions, such as warning shots or disabling fire, are allowed. "Not yielding to pursuers" or "suspected of carrying drugs" doesn't carry a death sentence.

2/9/2025, 9:20:18 PM | 7185 2408 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Standplaats Kraków (@standplaatskrk.pl) reposted reply parent

Redacted Shakespeare for the concentration addled youth of today.
2/9/2025, 2:51:59 PM | 173 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Knowing some of the nurses I know, this does not surprise me.

2/9/2025, 8:47:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

I don't even like this show but it keeps having such weirdly relevant sketches.

2/9/2025, 2:19:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/R2vejhdm8lo?...

2/9/2025, 2:18:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) reposted

They’re going all in on the bubble bursting on the next lib president so they can repeat the cycle and pillage the country all over again four years later while pinning the blame on us.

2/9/2025, 1:31:07 AM | 181 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary Big Gary 6

2/9/2025, 1:34:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

I do think there are BETTER guitarists out there, but Mark Knopfler is probably my favorite.

2/9/2025, 1:05:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

Well. This is, uh, I guess in line for how dark The Onion can be, but still, oof.

2/9/2025, 12:59:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

There are enough consequences to go around. Don't worry, you'll face yours soon enough.

2/9/2025, 12:57:22 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture -𝚖𝚘𝚡 (@moxiest.art) reposted reply parent

and if you don't understand why, take a look at the post Sheryl is quoting here, and understand that the sentiment is growing in their culture it's resentment, it's otherism, it's a desperate need to find someone to blame for all of life's problems. it's not safe to be different in their world.

2/9/2025, 12:51:16 AM | 62 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elle (@elleisanisland.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day 🙂

2 shots from tv show Frasier. One shows Frasier holding a sign,
2/9/2024, 8:12:56 PM | 10307 2729 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

And while it may be incorrect, I'm not about to go and tell them they're wrong.

1/9/2025, 4:46:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

Turns out there is one thing RFK Jr. can do that would redeem him in my eyes.

1/9/2025, 4:44:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Moving here was one of the most rewarding experiences I've ever had. I know it's not the experience everyone is looking for, but for me, this is where I want to be, and there are very few places I'd consider moving to from here.

A brilliant orange and purple sunset right after a heavy rain, so the sunset is reflected off the damp ground. View over Lake Champlain and the Adirondacks. Aurora Borealis viewed over a slow-moving river, throwing green and red lights everywhere. You can see the neon green pillars of light reflected in the water. Taken October 8, 2024 The path at Killington Mountain Resort from the top of the North Ridge Quad lift to the top of the K-1 Gondola, at the very start of winter. You have a set of stairs and a walkway cutting through a row of snow-covered trees. Taken November 18, 2022 The Great American Solar Eclipse, as viewed from a balcony overlooking Lake Champlain. The sky is a very dark blue, with some barely visible gray clouds, and the Sun looking more like the moon than anything (you can barely see the pinhole!). Venus is just barely visible as well, despite this being around 3:30 in the afternoon. There's a golden
1/9/2025, 4:41:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

Just realized that I've now lived in Vermont for 8 whole years. I moved here Labor Day weekend of 2017, and it's been my home since then. That's nice to think about.

Sunset over Lake Champlain taken from Battery Park, taken September 4th, 2017 Snowboarding at Bolton Valley Resort on February 13th, 2019. I'm riding down a very snowy trail under a lift, with powder getting kicked up around my board, with no one around (except my friend taking the photo) A road under a canopy of bright green trees, taken September 23rd, 2020 A sunset with pink and gold clouds over the ECHO Center at Lake Champlain, with the Adirondacks in the background, taken September 30th, 2024
1/9/2025, 4:23:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mare (can't spell horses without OSRS) (@marenextdo.org) reposted

imagine coming up with the allegory of the cave and all you get for it is some children's clay named after you

31/8/2025, 11:54:04 PM | 223 43 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Foone (@foone.bsky.social) reposted

he looks so happy

the game Neon Genesis Evangelion - Shito Ikusei, showing Kaji checking his computer, and smiling. The text reads
1/9/2025, 1:21:30 AM | 1833 336 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

Or, even better, buy the music itself instead of streaming it. Artists get more of the money if you buy it on Bandcamp—they make more on one purchase of a single than on 2 dozen streams the same song. Or buy the record. The artist still makes way more money that way.

1/9/2025, 3:03:41 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nothings Monstered (@nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social) reposted

The Uncivilised Cat — Agnes Miller Parker, 1930

Painting of a black cat that is knocked over a laws of flowers and just shredding up a book
31/8/2025, 2:08:47 PM | 278 88 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gencab for cutie (@babadooknukem.bsky.social) reposted

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

1/9/2025, 12:14:44 AM | 10629 3336 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

*last post

31/8/2025, 5:31:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

It's been a mostly mediocre round, but I did sink my first ever birdie today! Followed up with a 30 foot, difficult putt to save par on the next hole too!

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31/8/2025, 2:21:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Natanael, Tech janitor (@natanael.bsky.social) reposted

Please get this crap struck down immediately, any 3rd rooted device or 3rd party OS would end up locked out of accessing age restricted content. Age restrictions should be client side, set by the device owner, not enforced by some stupid centralized crap

28/7/2025, 11:08:07 AM | 43 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robin Marty (@robinmarty.com) reposted

Ouch…

Four panel cartoon. First panel has female presenting white person with long dark hair, glasses and a green shirt saying “today we are going to learn about insurance!” Second panel has woman talking to the edge of a brown desk, with bubble that reads “hey insurance, I am injured and I need some of that money I give you for in case I get injured.” Third panels is the woman sitting at a desk with a nameplate reading “insurance.” She wears a black top hat and a gold necklace with a dollar sign, and piles of bags with dollar signs on them are behind her. The bubble above her head says “no.” The fourth panel has the woman back to regular dress saying “and that is how insurance works!”
30/8/2025, 4:31:08 PM | 11462 2191 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

And then there's that lost post that really demonstrates the true nature of 4Chan.

31/8/2025, 12:33:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture grimm ☀️ (@mugrimm.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Like, there's a screw worm epidemic in Mexico running all the way up to the south west and the USDA just stopped screening programs for it a month ago.

30/8/2025, 11:53:10 PM | 41 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah has a suggestion (@goatsarah.org) reposted

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

29/8/2025, 11:56:57 AM | 5484 3320 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ArtButMakeItSports (@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social) reposted

nothing like a saturday of labor day weekend newsdump, but no time like the present: I wrote a book, and it’s available for pre-purchase! linktr.ee/artbutmakeit...

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30/8/2025, 11:55:49 PM | 1129 152 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I slid out a little at the entry to the trail, but not in a way to hurt myself. It was just so steep that my board couldn't hold my weight to the slope.

30/8/2025, 8:18:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

I've been using this box of salt since I moved in here 3 years ago. It was left by the previous tenant, and it just ran out. There's something momentous about this.

An ordinary box of Morton kosher salt.
30/8/2025, 8:15:47 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously, I went down that and didn't die or even completely eat shit? DAMN.

Another view of the same trail as above. This is more to the side of the trail, where, admittedly, it's a little less steep, especially behind the snow guns, although it's still steep and very narrow over there. Another view of the same trail as above. Facing down the trail, at a point I stopped to appreciate the view. Another view of the same trail as above. This is from the top of the trail, looking straight down but also at the magnificent view all the way down the mountain to the snow capped mountains out in the distance.
30/8/2025, 8:10:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

Ski season is just around the corner, so I'm just looking at some of the photos I got last season, and... I still can't believe I've progressed to the point that I can snowboard down this without being scared. Even just a few years ago this would have terrified me, but now...just a new challenge.

Upper FIS on Mt. Ellen at Sugarbush. There's good powder on the trail, but it's still an extremely steep trail (30°+ grade, I'm pretty sure), and heavily moguled. There's some thoroughly snow covered pine shrubs right next to the trail.
30/8/2025, 8:05:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

Gotta say, Turnabout Reformed in Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies is a top tier case. Some of the middle is iffy, but the conclusion is one of the best in the series.

30/8/2025, 6:49:31 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted

welp, so much for all that. still looks like shit.

30/8/2025, 4:12:29 PM | 183 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to listen to this band a ton in high school, apparently they put out a movie???

Movie poster for The Devil Wears Prada
30/8/2025, 4:15:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🎃HalloDeeny🎃(they/them) (@geraldinepiche.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah, I know metal

As i lay dying but with the lays logo
30/8/2025, 11:47:32 AM | 184 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Casey Explosion (@caseyexplosion.bsky.social) reposted

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

30/8/2025, 4:50:26 AM | 16274 4311 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

They should do an Uber but for ice cream

30/8/2025, 3:31:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

I think that someone is trying to kill me, infecting my mind and destroying my brain

30/8/2025, 2:43:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Paradise City, but Sweet Child O' Mine is just so fun to play on guitar.

30/8/2025, 12:50:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

I will listen to anything she tells me.

29/8/2025, 11:34:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh god I WISH. I haven't been seriously affected here in Vermont yet, but I know it's just a matter of time.

29/8/2025, 11:15:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gillian Branstetter (@gbbranstetter.bsky.social) reposted

Subway has to be so happy "sandwich guy" means something else now

29/8/2025, 6:15:02 PM | 898 100 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

Some things manage to still sneak through though.

29/8/2025, 6:15:09 PM | 40 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur.bsky.social) reposted

CBO analysis of the One Big Beautiful Bill and how it impacts different parts of the income spectrum: —A net resource increase of $13,600, on average, for the top one-tenth of U.S. earners. —A net resource decrease of $1,200, on average, for the bottom one-tenth of U.S. earners.

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28/8/2025, 7:05:33 PM | 443 229 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) reposted

BOSS: you’re in charge of words that rhyme with eat ME: okay great BOSS: what ME: uhh *starts to sweat* BOSS: WHAT

29/8/2025, 12:17:57 AM | 93 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

aka The Humbert Humbert Experience (🤢)

28/8/2025, 11:32:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

This....might be one of the 5 coolest things ever done with photography.

28/8/2025, 11:13:04 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

My Year in Lolita

28/8/2025, 11:11:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Music. Mucus. Maple. Uhhh... Merck?

28/8/2025, 11:10:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Armadillo Stock (@armadillostock.bsky.social) reposted

The Armadillo Kickstarter is LIVE! Help us launch a community-built, free-to-use platform for licensing human-made art directly from illustrators! Find out more: kickstarter.com/projects/dialmformichele/armadillo-stock

A logo of an armadillo holding a pencil and a screenshot of a portfolio website. The text reads, support our Kickstarter. Armadillo: Licensing for human illustrators. kickstarter.com/projects/dialmformichele/armadillo-stock
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Profile picture TheSocioPhi (@thesociophi.bsky.social) reposted

My tired eyes have cried for days. But you are worth the tears and pain. For just your voice can dry my cheeks. And my heart mends from words you speak.

28/8/2025, 2:49:12 AM | 23 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Peter Davis (@speterdavis.com) reposted

"I'm looking at kids as I walk through the airports" - RFK Jr

28/8/2025, 2:07:52 AM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

If Bluesky thinks this is adult content, just wait until they see the same post on Patreon 🙃

28/8/2025, 2:15:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture How Beautiful the Stars Are (@seed-corn-thoughts.bsky.social) reposted

Just to remind everyone currently mired in despair- the Florida Detention Camp With The Stupid Fucking Name is shutting down, something people assured me would never happen. IRS and NOAA officials are being hired back. Vought at full-tilt can't raise losses more than a few points above turnover.

28/8/2025, 1:59:23 AM | 238 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

You don't say? 🤔

28/8/2025, 1:44:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

WE ARE 3+ YEARS OUT FROM THE ELECTION. THE TIME FOR PURITY TESTS IS EXACTLY NOW.

28/8/2025, 1:43:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

A fork and knife, like a civilized person, of course.

28/8/2025, 1:42:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm gonna go with yes.

28/8/2025, 12:48:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Oh no you don’t I took a screenshot for my funny joke

• My IQ is 143. I was invited to Mensa. • I've been leading the resistance since the beginning. • I'm a Criminologist with extensive education & experience in abnormal psych. • I have a minor degree in Philosophy & Native Studies (our oppressed peoples) • I'm autistic & therefore only deal in facts
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Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

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Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Not 100% sure if this is the first Simpsons gag I ever saw (it might be) but it's definitely the first one I remember. Treehouse of Horror IV was so good.

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26/8/2025, 9:48:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

Look, I know it's low-hanging fruit, but

26/8/2025, 12:07:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

New band name: The Grippy Socks

26/8/2025, 12:02:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

You do realize that you don't have to post EVERY thing you think for people to see online, right?

25/8/2025, 11:48:48 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Seafood...flavored...jello?

25/8/2025, 11:44:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

High School of the Dead. (More serious answer is Monster. Very atypical of the genre but an incredible story and I kinda want to rewatch it now, same with Cowboy Bebop)

25/8/2025, 11:39:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh absolutely, there's no WAY this is actually drinkable. I guess I'm more curious about what it would taste like if done right, but I also know that no one with the means to do it right would ever lower themselves enough to make it.

25/8/2025, 11:35:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

But they NEED to face justice and we need leaders who are actually going to hold the fascist hangers-on to account. And I don't see enough of that leadership where it needs to be right now.

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Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

Something that all of Trump's lackeys need to remember is that the bleating crowds follow HIM, not his ideology. Once he's gone (which won't be long, inshallah), that movement collapses, and every single one of the people who propped him up is left without a parachute.

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Profile picture Le Wokisme? or La Botte? (@csilverandgold.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah this is what I wanted. Verbatim. Thank God. Maybe we’re gonna make it.

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Profile picture Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted reply parent

The entire point of telling people this far out that no, I will never vote for Newsom, is so they can choose someone who doesn't suck. If they go ahead and nominate him anyway, that's not on me (and he's still not getting my vote).

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Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social)

I'll be honest, I don't even drink anymore but I'd still take a shot of this. I bet it tastes terrible, but I'm at least curious what a peanut butter and jalapeño flavored whiskey is like. (But the alcohol snob in me is like "ew, it's FLAVORED instead of distilled in")

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Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Or maybe we all just fucking hate the guy because he cozies up to fascists and because he's willing to sell out trans rights before he's even announced his candidacy? Not everyone you disagree with is a Russian bot. Real people have opinions that matter too.

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Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

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Profile picture Pale Centaur (@palecentaur.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh. This is actually faster than the official world record of 28.92s. Huh. Maybe I need to start trying to compete more seriously on this, I might actually be one of the best in the world at this game?

28.90s lap time on Texas Speedway Oval Circuit
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