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Pander Underwear πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

@pandershirts.com

Owner of queer store specializing in underwear, speedos, sweaters, and tees http://pandershirts.com

created April 27, 2023

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While I didn’t always agree with everything hitler said

11/9/2025, 7:32:04 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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An air of sadness hangs over 9/11 this year

11/9/2025, 2:14:25 PM | 2210 244 | View on Bluesky | view

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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

11/9/2025, 12:55:19 AM | 19679 5992 | View on Bluesky | view

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that guy getting shot in the neck has got me thinking about how much of a pain in the neck I could be and how this could be a turning point for us

11/9/2025, 1:38:31 AM | 63 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pander Underwear πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@pandershirts.com)

saw the video and he's absolutely dead

10/9/2025, 7:33:51 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/9/2025, 7:22:50 PM | 55 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Released my classic mustard yellow jock in a new cobalt blue :)

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10/9/2025, 7:09:45 PM | 1017 75 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn all social media is really just slop huh

10/9/2025, 4:51:29 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if you wanna take a look: pandershirts.com/collections/...

10/9/2025, 3:38:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I sell thongs!

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10/9/2025, 3:38:16 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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pandershirts.com/collections/...

10/9/2025, 1:59:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So like, these shots…

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10/9/2025, 1:57:28 PM | 85 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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They really just tacked cat ears and fairies on there like we wouldn’t notice

10/9/2025, 9:16:58 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Innovation being bred by capitalism at my place, no loads refused

9/9/2025, 6:59:37 PM | 37 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pander Underwear πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@pandershirts.com)

Wait…

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9/9/2025, 6:50:29 PM | 476 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was thinking of it like this

9/9/2025, 5:07:28 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well this isn’t about me

9/9/2025, 3:03:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really fucked up with the amounts I ordered here lol

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9/9/2025, 1:52:19 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what i dont get about guys like linehan is like, didn't they win? didn't the UK just basically make a lot of the shit they wanted into law? but i guess when your politics are fueled by single-minded resentment and cruelty then there is no measure of suffering you can inflict to fully satisfy you

8/9/2025, 10:23:57 PM | 1043 94 | View on Bluesky | view

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pandershirts.com/collections/...

8/9/2025, 10:20:27 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pander underwear photoshoot day

3 boys in colorful pander underwear
8/9/2025, 10:18:01 PM | 234 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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My friend pointing to a guy on the street: β€œwow, look at his ass” Me: oh I have a video of me fucking him on my phone

8/9/2025, 6:52:50 PM | 61 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn is this what it’s like to not be depressed

8/9/2025, 9:14:23 AM | 45 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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im sorry but ill always be a "dirtbag left" kinda bitch

8/9/2025, 12:35:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you ever get in REALLY early on something/someone?? I was a Nick Mullen fan in 2012 lol

8/9/2025, 12:33:23 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn’t even bottom I just thought this sounded funny lol

7/9/2025, 6:50:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do have plans but I gotta sell the stock I have and make some money first lol

7/9/2025, 5:37:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cum? In MY asshole?

7/9/2025, 5:37:10 PM | 192 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you!!

7/9/2025, 3:14:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still need to do photoshoots but yes! Blue, yellow, red, green, and athletic grey!

6/9/2025, 10:21:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Link! pandershirts.com/collections/...

6/9/2025, 10:21:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the dark red ones might be my favorite

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6/9/2025, 10:20:24 PM | 174 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Set up bundle options for my underwear! Took all day to figure it out…

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6/9/2025, 9:51:06 PM | 31 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s squarespace but it’s not advanced enough for what I need, ugh

6/9/2025, 7:55:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know but there’s literally zero other options

6/9/2025, 6:16:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact that there's actually no free way to bundle products to sell together on shopify. I need to pay monthly for a service to do this I think... Would like to offer 4-pack options for pander underwear

6/9/2025, 3:42:32 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Power metal is the best one

6/9/2025, 3:32:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait I think I understand that one

6/9/2025, 10:18:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These are now available!

6/9/2025, 1:10:44 AM | 54 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Link! pandershirts.com/collections/...

5/9/2025, 10:34:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pander Underwear πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@pandershirts.com)

I went to the Epstein island, but I only went there to ask for directions for how to get away from there!

5/9/2025, 10:34:38 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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New pander brief colors are up on the site! Still need to get proper model shots but they’re the same cut of the previous yellow and blue ones

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5/9/2025, 10:33:18 PM | 49 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh bitch

5/9/2025, 7:42:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m craving a tv unit that goes all the way to the floor so I can’t see stuff behind it

5/9/2025, 7:29:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do care but I've never been able to fully avoid it

5/9/2025, 5:55:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok so i love sandstorm and hate that other song

5/9/2025, 3:05:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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love garrage

5/9/2025, 3:04:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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theres something called UK Garage that I seem to absolutely love

5/9/2025, 2:54:42 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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house vs. deep house?

5/9/2025, 2:54:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pander Underwear πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@pandershirts.com)

Someone needs to teach me all these subgenres that djs spin because I absolutely do not know the difference between techno and trance

5/9/2025, 2:51:03 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know someone who sells underwear and is releasing new colors today

5/9/2025, 2:47:33 PM | 40 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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basically im a fuckboy

5/9/2025, 2:40:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pander Underwear πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@pandershirts.com) reply parent

it means you have multiple partners but like theyre all "secondary" so theres no expectation to ever live together or whatever

5/9/2025, 2:40:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It sounded stupid but then I looked it up and it describes me :(

5/9/2025, 1:55:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are we doing a first time Buffy watch at the same time?

5/9/2025, 3:05:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching β€œHer” and it’s funny that the job he has (writing other people’s romantic letters for special occasions) is the exact type of thing that is completely easily taken over by AI. He’d be laid off so quick

5/9/2025, 3:04:41 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does anyone use Hevy?

4/9/2025, 7:34:09 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok forcing myself back to the gym. Was off for like... 3 weeks cause I got sick and then went camping

4/9/2025, 6:21:28 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no one told me Oklou is basically 1998 eurotrash

4/9/2025, 3:22:59 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my god this is so funny and crazy

4/9/2025, 2:14:46 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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take me back to the beach!! β˜€οΈπŸŒˆ (🩲 = @pandershirts.com)

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3/9/2025, 11:45:24 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is like the most perfect a guy can look

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3/9/2025, 11:36:01 PM | 124 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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overall I think the song isnt memorable though and is a chop for me

3/9/2025, 11:18:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yay!!! Thank you!

3/9/2025, 11:11:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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theres like a little euro-trancy beat behind the verses in gagas wednesday song i love

3/9/2025, 11:11:16 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would still be easier to just pay the tariffs, I can’t monitor or control a system like that

3/9/2025, 7:57:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pander Underwear πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@pandershirts.com)

So I'm figuring out how to pre-pay tariffs so you guys won't have to worry about that on delivery. I'm just going to be increasing my shipping cost to the states a bit to include the tariff for now. We'll see if this works..

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3/9/2025, 7:03:50 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i love da movies

3/9/2025, 2:25:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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berries from a male tree have a different mouthfeel

3/9/2025, 6:42:43 AM | 54 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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High and mostly naked on a beach all weekend

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2/9/2025, 1:51:50 PM | 189 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol yes that’s from me

1/9/2025, 11:38:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg lol

1/9/2025, 11:38:07 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Real!!!

29/8/2025, 1:18:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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going CAMPING for labor day weekend and am extremely nervous I've forgotten something essential

29/8/2025, 1:25:30 AM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you a crayg

28/8/2025, 5:16:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The first time I heard of a β€œtwink” it was in reference to a character in world of Warcraft you purposely kept under a certain level cap

28/8/2025, 4:58:42 AM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have noooooo energy

28/8/2025, 3:05:02 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you wanna stay in the closet you better shut up and not vote against our rights because I will out you so quick

27/8/2025, 8:35:58 PM | 39 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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its been a long time since i saw i warned you about stairs bro

27/8/2025, 8:04:31 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mental health in absolute shambles lol

27/8/2025, 6:18:14 PM | 42 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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tea

27/8/2025, 6:14:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My TikTok brain: β€œdoes this mean porn”

27/8/2025, 5:32:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love it @pandershirts.com πŸ’›

Wearing my first Pander Yellow Brief.
27/8/2025, 5:02:51 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which ending did you choose!

27/8/2025, 5:09:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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need to figure out shipping to the states...

26/8/2025, 10:24:53 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Avocado green pandies

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26/8/2025, 10:19:10 PM | 171 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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He seems modeled after him

26/8/2025, 7:48:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why aren't you doing this with your comrades right now? (Photo of Rich Thomson and Mike Kelley by Mel Roberts, 1962)

Photo by Mel Roberts of two men wrestling without clothes outdoors
26/8/2025, 6:42:49 PM | 59 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should save my business

26/8/2025, 6:49:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The adobe AI features are practically useless

26/8/2025, 6:49:11 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spike has just been introduced

26/8/2025, 6:48:09 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Way too much of my life spent hearing people talk about a very boring woman

26/8/2025, 6:19:21 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 3:03:36 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1 Onion Subscriber vs 20 Non-Subscribers, on our new series, Encircled. Subscribe at http://membership.theonion.com/totepromo/?campaign=701cx00000IyKhTAAV today and receive a free tote bag.

25/8/2025, 5:01:24 PM | 3201 374 | View on Bluesky | view

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I asked earlier why the only club in town is full of 16 year olds

26/8/2025, 2:15:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Onto Buffy season 2 and The Bronze booked Cibo Matto?

26/8/2025, 1:44:30 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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okay so like, this actually sounds like you are conservative?

25/8/2025, 11:08:08 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they didnt know onika burgers and i had to explain

25/8/2025, 11:07:27 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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got way too much dopamine from my 13/15 year old cousins saying it's crazy that I know so much about their generation for an old person

25/8/2025, 11:02:38 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it ony a movie

25/8/2025, 9:40:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view