Take him down a peg
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Take him down a peg
Ohhh, things are moving very quickly now. Gears are turning. I sense a shift coming soon.
I got it when I was 15 or 16 and yeah, very rough. I still have the little round scars I can feel on my temples.
This thing ought to be called “Baldur’s Great”! The C in this CRPG stands for “Classic”! This dungeon doesn’t drag on, and you’ll never forget these realms
All Yankees are spiritually cops and vice versa, so
Lol America full of moldy dong
I'd be so sad, like
I hope they lose a lot more than that, in fact.
Like my plankton Like my krill Don't like no hooks Stop all the fishing boats Simple as
Shut the fuck up! Shut up! Log off! Delete your account! You're useless in everything you do, in every regard!
Day 8 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
if anyone in Los Angeles knows anyone hiring at any level for any job please dm it’s an emergency I’ve managed successful 6 figure marketing campaigns and designed assets for fortune 500 companies and cant get a job as a fucking entry level junior designer in this economy it’s driving me up a wall
This is a thing I do. I have furthermore envisioned the PBBBJ: peanut butter, banana (carmelized), bacon,and a tart jam (raspberry probably) on a thin crusty sourdough roll. If every ingredient was made from scratch, it could be elevated further.
Ah I guess he hasn't, oh well
Hell yeah that's @biggpound he's been doing some small circut pro wrestling lately too. He absolutely earned his 18-month suspension back in the day.
I imagine they're maxed out on grill space for the kitchen size. That and fryer time/capacity. I don't go often but I always get the fries lightly well done since they're a little too soft for me otherwise. I'm making it worse myself!
They put a Sonic in Ferndale, WA in like 2010 which spurred 45-minute waits as cars were guided in a zigzag through their parking lot. This is the same thing they do every single day at the In-N-Out in Foothill Ranch, CA. It's just that busy.
Ideally as soon as possible
Didn't see it but I assume it was funny and/or smart
Don't forget HITW either, they did their parts
They got our ass
Same, I saw the first two.
🔵 Sir Patrick Stewart
🖖 Jonathan Frakes
Single Female Lawyer! I was about to post the same thing.
Plenty! They're anti-Zionists, like good humans.
@tittysommelier.bsky.social in irl
I will never not repost CORRECT HORSE
This tourist doesn't AYCE. They don't embrace the meat with love.
Endgame: ~20 mins of previews, and then, two hours later: As Hulk is putting on the gauntlet and reacting to all that power surging through him, the entire theater begins to shake. The ceiling GROANS. People are shouting, one parent runs her two kids out by the wrists. A 7.1, apparently!
With a grand, insulated staircase and plenty of load-bearing drywall for all.
KEEP THE CALLS UP
I'm shutting the fuck down first. #priorities
Epic fries... PILED HIGH
The Enigma of Amiga Fault
Yeah this seems like someone 100% knew what was there to take and how to take them. It'd be like your statues or my cards, it's nuts.
Sword-chucks, yo
All my swords, gone
He said
Eight, am a lifelong west coaster. Seattle, SF, San Diego, LA, Vegas, Portland, San Jose and Denver.
The art for The Red Spot and Harold are similarly not as good.
In every case, Stephen Gammell's art is superior and timeless.
Want to hear the scariest story of them all?
RIP, have fun, and/or sorry it didn't work out for you (choose all that apply)
Now there are two clowns.
And buy the booty shorts, too!
It thickened
Verb, noun, OJ SIMPSON JOKES FOR 20 YEARS
It's Nazi horseshit
Ed Balls
Lot of wrestling fans on here posting about "marks" and "angles" that should be spending their time reading some "Marx" and "Engels"
Cop on an Ebike. I've never been less intimidated in my life. Going to chase him around with my car for a bit
About to BUST some BOX office records
Person seeing their second music biopic: Getting a lot of A Complete Unknown vibes from this...
Showing my doctor how healthily I'm eating lately
Get his ass!
When I lived in Bellingham I would sometimes go to the A&W/KFC and get the largest diet root beer they sold: half gallon. Don't remember anything about the burgers.
First thing I thought of, reading this: bsky.app/profile/beet...
What's wrong with your brain? Did you lose at the pass out game 10 times in a row?
They're a match for the people who operate the drones, is the thing.
🎶I was happy in the haze of a spiced-out hour But Duncan knows, I'm miserable now I was looking for a worm and then I found a worm And Duncan knows, I'm miserable now Shai-Hulud, why do I give Bene Geserrit time To clerics with the water of lifeeeee?🎶
Garbage take, log off loser
How in the world did the British learn about the sun? Share your sources.
A stick... but no joy
S L O R P
Preparing to jump into my mouth
His corpse will curl up like Dilbert's tie and pop open the casket. Boing!
Talk about old cards, not just new ones? OK! Here's a big cube I'm working on based on a fun Type 2 environment. cubecobra.com/cube/overvie...
Flop it and drop it, nerd
another dumb comic that came to me in a dream lmao
You're a fucking idiot
just saw the worst image of Wolverine that has ever existed
I've never played this and have no idea how it sounds.
That's an excellent idea. Best to wait until she croaks; it'll be much funnier.
Firing squad for every ICE agent and LEO collaborator all the way to the top
It's fine that it's getting a sequel and all, but Spaceballs is still the 2nd worst Mel Brooks, right ahead of Robin Hood: Men in Tights. And that's OK, if there's a best there's a worst.
More like mango find a better flavor
It never fails.
There's no such thing. You gotta get out there and fuck shit up.
The easiest indication ever that your values are as empty as your soul:
It finally happened. YOU have been Toki'd!
Yeah for all his other issues, Boris was a real one.
Yeah this was done by Apaches and their Hellfire missiles, and their mounted grenade launchers. Rifles don't do this. IGF did this for hours.
why would you say this out loud. why would you give us this lmao
Sorry to hear it, friend. 17 is amazing and I'm sure you gave her a great life.
How did it go?
Mentally bouncing Mother Brain's head back and forth with the super beam forever
It's simultaneously hilarious and sad that people are like this. I refuse to believe what I'm obviously seeing in front of me. This shit has me in a superposition.
Razor Throat Covid, fun!
Not like they could do any worse. Probably fix a bunch of stuff.
Shut up nerd, delete it and/or your entire account.
