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It's cool that the current president of the United States just casually shared a war crime on the social media platform he owns. Very normal, awesome stuff happening
Oh, THAT'S why the FBI redacted Trump's name from the files hundreds of times. Makes total sense now. Thanks Nancy "I broke my entire arm shaking someone's hand" Mace!
Shouldn't it be "a part" and not "apart"? Off to a great start, Oklahoma!
Maybe Joni Ernst telling her constituents that they're all going to eventually die wasn't the brilliant move she thought it was 🤷🏻♂️
It'll be Bizarro
Absolutely bsky.app/profile/papa...
Of course, the difference here is that I actually believe Al Bundy
Villager Bernard: Greetings, traveler. Headed west, are ye? I have a gift for you. [1 Lobster has been added to your inventory]
"I scored four touchdowns in a single game!"
If we take away Trump, we'll be the best country
Like, his defense against the Grim Reaper? Cuz I'm kinda rooting for the Reaper
Me on my way to Tokyo getting pumped:
Nate Silver is neither entertaining nor made of actual silver
I think I could walk a mile every 15 minutes at a pretty slowish pace
Yeah, a 22 month long genocide might turn some people off I guess
I'm simultaneously sorry for your loss and feeling a bit more hopeful for the future
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Michelle Obama: Kids should eat more vegetables at school! RFK Jr: Kids should get every disease!
A @diedrichbader.bsky.social acknowledgement??? Day complete!
WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy
30% of Trump's term has been spent lining his own pockets through vacations
Aubrey Plaza is actually a nepo baby. I imagine ur familiar with her father, Rockefeller
I think Kyle has some burner accounts, and this is one of them.
My wife HATES Murray so much
And that picture of him shaking hands with the other golfer is apparently a week old.
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She deleted. Probably cuz it was fucking stupid
Guys, Trump's fine. I don't know what you're all freaking out about.
That first A in ACAB does not lie
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Pretty vanilla garden hose ya got there
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I fell in love with the song from that scene, and my daughter fell in love with the song from this scene, haha
Leo, you ok bro?
The Sex Paper! Keep up!
Me, walking into the doctor's office: "Yes, hi, one all vaccines to go, please."
Director: Ok, for this scene, can you deliver your one line of dialogue as shitty as possible? Car Dealership Owner: Absolutely
I just got back from Disney World, and a lot of people are talking about you know who taking the big sleep soon. What'd I miss??
I was away for a week.... Is it an actual possibility? I know about his gross Dumbledore hand
A junior Sammy Davis Junior!
Just dropping this FACT in case anyone needs it in a compact and visual form.
Right? I just conquered Disney World with my family. 3mph on a treadmill is a cake walk
It's me. I'm Los Angeles 😏
Since we've only ever had two school shootings in America, and they were both perpetrated by trans individuals, the right's narrative makes complete and total sense. Oh wait, sorry, let me check my notes.... Oh, right, thousands of school shootings were caused by cishet men, my bad.
Accountability?? In THIS economy??
If you see this, QTP with a game that was released the year you were born.
Pratt Man, a bumbling imitation of Batman
England had 3x as many people as the 13 colonies did during the American Revolution. Just saying 🤷🏻♂️
"Come on guys, can't we talk it out?"
So if someone in DC defends themselves from a home invader by shooting and killing them, the home owner gets the death penalty? Weird take from the "stand your ground" crowd.
Alright, who's ready for a lot of kids to unnecessarily die???
Ok, but Cuomo bitched about Taylor Swift on a badly acted video, so I'm not sure who is putting in more effort 🧐
Lol, ok
The first few Disney movies were filled with multiple 15 minute long "look how pretty this shit we drew is!" segments, and like 8 full minutes of plot. And I have no issue with that.
Movie 13 is top tier
🎶I need a hero🎶
Someone with better aim PLEASE try
My preferred superpower used to be flight. The idea of being able to soar through the air traveling the world was always an amazing dream. Now, it's to stop time because THIS GODDAMN HOUSEFLY IS SO ANNOYING!
"Energy and excitement of this campaign"??? Where??
What are the "merge version" and "episode fixed version"?
Yeah, you're gonna see some pretty random stuff in NYC
And make it duttle
I'd love to hear how impacted this goober's life has been over the last 9 months. What kind of personal abuse, worry, and fear he's felt that isn't related to "I like Democrats."
He's also using rightwing terms and attacks to sway.... The left?
Don't say hateful things, and you won't have to fight the Internet 🤷🏻♂️
"Trans rights don't matter" and "I care about them" can't exist within the same thought stream, even if you think putting "broadly" somehow makes you immune to bigotry
Yeah, it's not like Trump CONSTANTLY brings up that the war started when Biden was president or anything. Totally focused on solving it now, not how or when it started.....
It seems entirely plausible that Ghislaine Maxwell, a woman who for decades lied about sex trafficking and pedophilia, would absolutely tell the truth about Donald Trump's involvement with Epstein, with Donald Trump coincidentally being the only person who could pardon her from prison....
Bob the Arsonist said he didn't burn the house down! This transcript confirms it.
Back in the late 90s, when I was a camp counselor, I took an entire bus ride explaining the entire Chrono Trigger plot bit by bit to my campers.
