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created November 23, 2024

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Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

So, a South African immigrant illegally working in the US on a student visa (for a school he wasn't even enrolled in) is complaining about legal immigrants....

1/9/2025, 4:17:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crime in Hiroshima and Nagasaki plummeted once the US military got involved

31/8/2025, 4:45:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

All of the words are spelled correctly. He needs to work on that.

29/8/2025, 12:20:08 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Street crime in Hiroshima plummeted when the US military got involved., so that means we should use them everywhere. QED

25/8/2025, 5:32:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently, for observational purposes

21/8/2025, 6:54:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

These 90-year old hippies are obviously getting Botox- what sellouts!

20/8/2025, 6:55:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet Newsom doesn't even type up his own press releases either! What a phony

19/8/2025, 8:39:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

It's almost like a Governor of a major state has a communications department to handle day-to-day messaging. I guess POTUS has more free time

19/8/2025, 8:38:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Even with the population growth, Democrats have 49% of the registered voters in TX and Republicans have 48%. Despite being a minority party, Republicans have 2/3 of the House seats, both Senate seats, and the statehouse. So..... we need to redistrict because Republicans are.... underrepresented?

18/8/2025, 12:58:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

theonion.com/u-s-protests...

12/8/2025, 4:54:27 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Tom Clancy warned us about this, but he was just a left-wing alarmist....

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9/8/2025, 7:18:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

How will we remember the Pearl Harbor attack without a statue honoring Hirohito installed at Hickam Air Force Base?

6/8/2025, 11:26:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

"Tankie" is another word

3/8/2025, 5:07:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Does Bondi know that she is not part of the judiciary?

30/7/2025, 3:59:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, it works for Republicans. They are supposed to be for fiscal responsibility, states' rights, individual liberties, and "government off our backs". Instead they deliver record deficits, threats to local governments, thought police, and a gestapo. Do the "traditional" Republicans stay home?

29/7/2025, 12:50:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

It's all about the integrity. The integrity. www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-...

29/7/2025, 12:37:47 AM | 105 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, so let me get this straight: 22 years ago, long before Trump got into politics, some merry prankster sent a forged birthday card to Epstein. Yep, that checks out.

25/7/2025, 3:41:09 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Alligator Auschwitz

14/7/2025, 8:38:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Heckuva job, Richie! (David Richardson)

9/7/2025, 4:12:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Like 10-year-olds on a field trip

3/7/2025, 4:12:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Buckley wrote the White community in the South is entitled to take what measures are needed to prevail, because “for the time being, it is the advanced race.” He argued these assertions of superiority justified withholding voting rights and even violence if necessary to maintain racial hierarchy.

29/6/2025, 6:31:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

So, asking for a warrant is now considered assault?

17/6/2025, 11:55:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

He was shopping for stage props

13/6/2025, 3:58:53 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

The opposite of gynocentric would be androcentric. What is going through this guy's mind...?

6/6/2025, 2:17:36 AM | 163 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

It was your other cat, Loki, disguised as Thor!

5/6/2025, 12:44:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Do they all follow the 4th commandment? According to the source for the ten commandments, the Sabbath is sundown Friday to sundown Saturday, not Sunday. Exodus 31:14–15 “Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death..."

25/5/2025, 10:31:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

In 1984, inflation was 4.3% and the unemployment rate was 7.5% and Reagan won in a landslide. In 2024, the inflation rate was 2.7% and the unemployment rate was 4.2%, and people thought it was time for a change. It seems that in both case the economy had little bearing on the voting.

23/5/2025, 3:49:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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apnews.com/article/vete...

25/4/2025, 8:57:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Since when does he have to be asked?

10/4/2025, 5:26:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

The real question is: Why is a congressman on the Homeland Security and Armed Services committees even meeting with a stockbroker? How is that relevant? And the fact that is was a day with the largest market swings in history makes it even more dodgy....

10/4/2025, 2:40:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Vance is standing in front of US soldiers currently stationed in Greenland. Our military is already there on the ground. How are they not safe from Russia or China?

28/3/2025, 9:34:29 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Kinda reminds me of someone.... www.npr.org/2005/06/21/4...

28/3/2025, 4:42:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

It isn't the US tariffs that are a threat- it is the retaliatory tariffs that other countries will put on American goods that would threaten the export sales for these companies

28/3/2025, 4:40:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess his nickname is "Double Chin"

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15/3/2025, 7:34:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

If Gavin Newsom pushes back on Bannon, then he won't be able to book Catturd

13/3/2025, 5:01:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

"He doesn't know what he's doing" is a strange defense....

7/3/2025, 6:18:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Reminds me of Ronald Reagan: "Mr. Gorbachev, keep that wall up. We don't want to escalate tensions"

25/2/2025, 9:37:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice gift link, or maybe “grift link”

14/2/2025, 3:35:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus never gets old, unfortunately... imgur.com/gallery/gosp...

23/1/2025, 8:15:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Caesar made the salad

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23/1/2025, 7:20:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

He could have just asked his coworker Clarence....

15/1/2025, 7:06:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't have to put the word felon in quotes

11/1/2025, 9:09:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

Shouldn't it be a $3 bill?

31/12/2024, 8:12:18 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent

The commercials are embedded in the parade (Green Giant, Brachs..) , so you can only skip so much. I expected a Paxlovid float to come by any time...

28/11/2024, 6:30:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view