Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
So, a South African immigrant illegally working in the US on a student visa (for a school he wasn't even enrolled in) is complaining about legal immigrants....
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
So, a South African immigrant illegally working in the US on a student visa (for a school he wasn't even enrolled in) is complaining about legal immigrants....
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Crime in Hiroshima and Nagasaki plummeted once the US military got involved
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
All of the words are spelled correctly. He needs to work on that.
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Street crime in Hiroshima plummeted when the US military got involved., so that means we should use them everywhere. QED
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently, for observational purposes
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
These 90-year old hippies are obviously getting Botox- what sellouts!
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet Newsom doesn't even type up his own press releases either! What a phony
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
It's almost like a Governor of a major state has a communications department to handle day-to-day messaging. I guess POTUS has more free time
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Even with the population growth, Democrats have 49% of the registered voters in TX and Republicans have 48%. Despite being a minority party, Republicans have 2/3 of the House seats, both Senate seats, and the statehouse. So..... we need to redistrict because Republicans are.... underrepresented?
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
theonion.com/u-s-protests...
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Tom Clancy warned us about this, but he was just a left-wing alarmist....
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
How will we remember the Pearl Harbor attack without a statue honoring Hirohito installed at Hickam Air Force Base?
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
"Tankie" is another word
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Does Bondi know that she is not part of the judiciary?
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, it works for Republicans. They are supposed to be for fiscal responsibility, states' rights, individual liberties, and "government off our backs". Instead they deliver record deficits, threats to local governments, thought police, and a gestapo. Do the "traditional" Republicans stay home?
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
It's all about the integrity. The integrity. www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-...
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, so let me get this straight: 22 years ago, long before Trump got into politics, some merry prankster sent a forged birthday card to Epstein. Yep, that checks out.
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Alligator Auschwitz
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Heckuva job, Richie! (David Richardson)
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Like 10-year-olds on a field trip
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Buckley wrote the White community in the South is entitled to take what measures are needed to prevail, because “for the time being, it is the advanced race.” He argued these assertions of superiority justified withholding voting rights and even violence if necessary to maintain racial hierarchy.
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
So, asking for a warrant is now considered assault?
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
He was shopping for stage props
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
The opposite of gynocentric would be androcentric. What is going through this guy's mind...?
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
It was your other cat, Loki, disguised as Thor!
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they all follow the 4th commandment? According to the source for the ten commandments, the Sabbath is sundown Friday to sundown Saturday, not Sunday. Exodus 31:14–15 “Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death..."
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
In 1984, inflation was 4.3% and the unemployment rate was 7.5% and Reagan won in a landslide. In 2024, the inflation rate was 2.7% and the unemployment rate was 4.2%, and people thought it was time for a change. It seems that in both case the economy had little bearing on the voting.
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
apnews.com/article/vete...
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Since when does he have to be asked?
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
The real question is: Why is a congressman on the Homeland Security and Armed Services committees even meeting with a stockbroker? How is that relevant? And the fact that is was a day with the largest market swings in history makes it even more dodgy....
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Vance is standing in front of US soldiers currently stationed in Greenland. Our military is already there on the ground. How are they not safe from Russia or China?
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Kinda reminds me of someone.... www.npr.org/2005/06/21/4...
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
It isn't the US tariffs that are a threat- it is the retaliatory tariffs that other countries will put on American goods that would threaten the export sales for these companies
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess his nickname is "Double Chin"
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
If Gavin Newsom pushes back on Bannon, then he won't be able to book Catturd
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
"He doesn't know what he's doing" is a strange defense....
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminds me of Ronald Reagan: "Mr. Gorbachev, keep that wall up. We don't want to escalate tensions"
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice gift link, or maybe “grift link”
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus never gets old, unfortunately... imgur.com/gallery/gosp...
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
He could have just asked his coworker Clarence....
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't have to put the word felon in quotes
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
Shouldn't it be a $3 bill?
Paranoid Hemorrhoid (@paranoidhemorrhoid.bsky.social) reply parent
The commercials are embedded in the parade (Green Giant, Brachs..) , so you can only skip so much. I expected a Paxlovid float to come by any time...