for SURE. its "cool to have a girl with a boys name!" which is true it is v cool and its HUMILIATING AND EMBARRASSING AND OMG LOL to havea boy with a GIRLS NAME LOL even if that girls name used to be a super common boys name all around icky
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for SURE. its "cool to have a girl with a boys name!" which is true it is v cool and its HUMILIATING AND EMBARRASSING AND OMG LOL to havea boy with a GIRLS NAME LOL even if that girls name used to be a super common boys name all around icky
purely for science. obviously
gonna make an undeniable pop culture hit where all the lady characters have lad names just to see if the men who come across it go all forehead vein about it
spontaneously regendering a v ~m a n~ name like Robert or Richard like they did with Marion and Leslie just to see what happens
truly your finest work to date
AI? I think you mean An I, or don't you care about grammar?
gotta watch to find out obv
the fuck
[when anyone asks me to do anything] im really more of an Ideas Guy
😂😂😭
pls tell them internet strangers are greatly delighted by it
oh my goddddddd
we should get t shirts or something
mcdonalds >.<
p RUDE of my tummy to be HURTY rn like PLS im just tryna LIVE
BUT IF WE DONT DO THAT TOM, THE WEBSITE WILL DIIIIE its actually occurring to me how weird it is that ive only ever seen people on b l u e s k y come here and demand it be used a different way under threat of ... ? dissolve? (my words are bad rn lmao) which is... kind of interesting. and annoying
3 AM is really a social construct when u think about it
those takes at present also drastically neglect the fact everyone in general is getting to be less "socially online" bc most online spaces are more of all the bad news we're trying to dissociate against. which feels like a very ill nuanced conclusion
"does THIS?? look like the state of a dying website???"
EXCUSE ME????
NEEP
right like what "warning" i thought we all very well understood this to be the case ?????
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omg omgomgomg LOOKIT DEMMMM
his nefarious theme music
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vouch
After leaving 10 Downing Street, Margaret Thatcher dedicated the rest of her life to her music. And that’s why we have dubstep.
OH. OH. someone have a touch of the MAIN CHARACTER SYNDROME RN HM? (it's me i have it like literally all the time)
pleasant dreams
he's this guy but with a mask
overactive salivary glands?
🥺 feel better
it looks like someone saw a Garbage Plate and was like "how can i make this grosser tho"
actually insane to knuckle down that "yeah i did it! ofc i did! id do it again! don't be mad at me or ill sue!"
jeeves is always doing perfect. jeeves is immaculate and professional and always has the answer to everything. jeeves is perfect. jeeves is king. jeeves is- hang on im getting a note- fuck jeeves is GONE???
I’m trying to get into her pants (I am a leg)
omg it's so cute
why is it stressing me out
science tried to keep it a secret
hm u may be a pirate
that's candys job that's what candy exists for
hm i wonder if ur bird bath has too many scary things near it? they're prey animals and can't fly well when they're wet so when i'd give my (pet) bird a bath (by putting a dish of water out for him) he wouldn't go near it if there was too many tall things near the dish
bedtime is like *taking drag of a cigarette* just a social construct man
CRIME
you mean gifs aren't working? :(
i can't tell if that's a yes or
no i think that's like that drink you take when ur going on a spiritual journey thing?
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😂😂 you've mastered the art
can u please stop looking at me i just wanna pick my nose in peace
isn't that the chick from star wars or whatever
lmao such relatable content move 👏 on 👏 sis 👏
GOOD
mmmm would anyone on here be interested in a bsky book club? or is that dumb
you always do =.=
it is neat! but i gotta pay too much attention to foundation or iono what's goin on 😫
BRAG
hmmmm so far best option
i will mot be taking questions at this time
MOTHER HUNGERS
*extreme arby's voice* she wants THE MEATS
i said engaging not put me to SLEEP
stargates too good i would just stop what im dojng to watch it with my full attention
mommy salami
i am about to Do A Task what's a good/fun/engaging/low commitment movie or show that i should put on to accompany me?
salami mommy
I won't be accomplishing ANYTHing with this pitiful life of MINE bc IM too much of a COWARD
on occasion. i usually ruin my dream that way tho. like dream me just will be like "oh" and then the dream will dissolve lmao
😔🫂
i've always said that sound sounds like SLANDER from an ego bruised BOY
I’d like to hear Runaround Sue’s side of the story.
im only half done with the stuff i wanted to do but im already burning out 😫
I CANNOT WAIIITTT
even pizza can be transformed into a sandwich if ur tenacious enough
me: i prolly don't survive past the point when the us runs out of enough food and water to sustain its population without rigid rationing tbh interviewer: okay well i meant "where do you see yourself in the next five years" in terms of your employment here
FKWJFNWKFNDBFBD
i finally got the yard expansion in neko atsume kitty collector which MEANS I CAN COLLEVT EVEN M O R E KITTIES AT ONCE
*furiously taking notes8
moar stuff like this that makes my eyes water for b if heart reasons rather than bad news ones 😤😤
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okay but a dumpling is also a kind of sandwich so
that's super smart. you're doing so good 🫂
tbh i feel like if you could get in touch with the artist they literally would do that for you
With one of my favorite artists leaving Bandcamp I now have to decide if I want to start using "Beatport" or "Qobuz" and there really should be an option where I just send you $10 via Zelle or PayPal and grab your album off Usenet. $20 if you make a TV show or something.
*puts on detective hat* it's elementary. she is, simply put, "a babe"
that's tough, im sorry 😞 (but also v proud of u for havin and assertin boundaries)
hey mom can you pick me up? it turns out life in the natural state is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
they use two hands
i look so dewy and blushy now 🥰
requirED uGH
the earliest memes requires more effort
feels pritzker coded tbh
not enough neighbors wandering around asking for random cups of sugar these days
u should go nextdoor with a bowl ans be like "could u spare a cup of curry?"
omg one of the legendary few
WE HAVE DONE A RISK BENEFIT ANALYSIS AND DETERMINED IT IS NOT WORHT IT
the limit does not exist