Professional child wrangler, unprofessional dog walker, southern defector to Yorkshire - mum of 3 grown ups.
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Reminder that small boat migration is c.5% of all UK immigration. And asylum-seeking generally is far lower per head of UK population than most other west European countries e.g. 🇩🇪 🇫🇷 🇮🇹 🇪🇸 🇧🇪 🇳🇱 🇦🇹 🇮🇪. Yes even Ireland takes way more. Yet none have the same sense of crisis and moral panic as the UK.
good to see you x
how do we join the roll patrol - come on Barbara put the sour dough down and over to the mothers pride of england
i’ve seen the bread roll patrol standing in the bread aisle directing you away from any other loaves
Leaving the controversies aside, a lot of the basic ingredient rounds of #Masterchef appear to be “My basic ingredient is oatmeal, which I’m cooking in Cornish clotted cream and serving with lobster and caviar, seasoned with gold, frankincense, myrrh and the tears of Christ the redeemer.”
and you’re a beauty - a very stylish one x
thanks H, we met Kirsty yesterday at her shop
glad to hear it x
Where Neil ?
yes thank you
#SpotTheScammer @lucas-oliver1.bsky.social - only following women. Using a pic of a man called Bradley E Wright, who is a funeral director - stolen from his Facebook; his images are in prolific use on social media under different names. www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb... www.wrightfs.com/our-staff
@kirstycustard.bsky.social so lovely to meet you today - you’re as lovely in real life as I imagined you to be x
We are off Mare street by Hackney downs
thank you x
oh me too :)
where are you now ?
isn’t it :)
me too
No, she’s over in Dalston now and my son is in Hackney - so they’re close by each other
yes
i love a handy store
bicarbonate of soda in water is good for settling stomachs
this is the very best news !! congratulations and love to you both x
😁
can you see the sign in window
i’m on the bus from king’s cross
Hackney - that shop is in Islington
Off to london to visit my son & eldest daughter for a couple of days - shopping, lunch, brunch and a catch up - it’s good to be home
Just in case you forgot…
oh mate
doesn’t he just
no he’s v proud of his job and takes it seriously
he’s the new post boy
and it has Lenny
picking your nose in public
Men over 50 !!!!! Was watching #DermotMurnaghan interview today. He has #ProstateCancer. If you have symptoms or family history, pls speak to your GP. There is no screening programme !! I went last year. Got PSA test / examination + was given pills as my prostate is slightly enlarged . Thank you
he has a long list of my misdemeanours
he’s in his reading corner :)
and body shop Dewberry perfume
heather shimmer and coffee shimmer for me
i wore heather shimmer and coffee shimmer
This latest spasm of racism, protests, flags, ‘legitimate concerns’, ‘political prisoner’ bullshit is the ugly hangover of a Brexit that failed to deliver the social change it promised because it was all a lie. Now, instead of facing up to that, we get more lies, more hatred. It can only ever fail.
thank you
we were massively lucky with Ellis’s, it was beautiful - but landlords are notoriously dreadful with sorting any issues
spa face
we’ve been a handful of times and really enjoy it
steam room time
I am thank you - still a little spotty but much better
Warkworth
Warkworth
moody sky
such pretty houses
@mattpez.bsky.social thought off you
precisely
I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.
This week’s #CookbookCorner stars the wonderful Persiana Easy by @sabrinaghayour.bsky.social! Read more about it and get her blissfully simple recipe for Turkish Pide Bread on this link. I strongly advise it! www.nigella.com/cookbook-cor...
I haven’t been able to listen to it yet - but will x
that was my mums funeral song, it’s beautiful, we also had country roads - we listened to both on repeat as kids
what a beautiful thing to say, thank you so much x
thank you so much for this, that’s lovely to read and very kind x
i live pretty centrally - let me know if you’re ever here again
thank you x
yes
perfect
Oh gosh. A repost from Dan. That’s how you know it’s escaped containment! Also why wasn’t I following you? I was sure I was.
thank you and hello x
well next time you come i’ll join you for a coffee :)
thanks Neil :))
I think for a london club and meal it’s really reasonable
book it, that’s an order :)
and a bag of Smiths crisps
thank you Hettie x
thanks David x
thanks Kat x
book it !!
thanks H x
do it !!
thank you x
my eldest went and had a fab time
25 today, beautiful Marnie
nonsense - bobble hat club is fast approaching
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eldest is home for the weekend :)
surely most people want to see some facts, consider the evidence before making decisions ?
it was news to me Sophie :) - thank you x
i missed the ending of elton john, what happened
oh absolutely
succinctly put :)
thank you - and i need the low down of your romantic adventures i’ve missed them