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Hextella

@pastella.bsky.social

18+, MDNI 🔞pfp by @nucleose They/Them, Doll. Aspiring Game Dev, Musician, Tinkerer, and Skirt-wearer #1 Shill of Owlhouse, FGC/TCG, absurdism, and retired band Midori. SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/hextella Opinions are my own.

created October 11, 2023

1,112 followers 2,858 following 2,757 posts

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Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m still on his ass. #releasethefiles

2/9/2025, 8:45:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

Hey it’s crazy how Trump looks sick….what about those Epstein files? Release em.

2/9/2025, 7:29:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

And then they came for the Holocaust museums.

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2/9/2025, 6:40:34 PM | 3026 1263 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maryland (@maryland.bsky.social) reposted

Trans Women ARE. Trans Men ARE. Nonbinary Folks ARE.

2/9/2025, 7:08:27 PM | 31 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Data Sparrow (@data-sparrow.itch.io) reposted

Here's a zine you should be reading for no reason in particular: priro.itch.io/holdingthebaby

2/9/2025, 1:47:04 PM | 95 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Got a quest cape and a dhide in the coochie, looking to make dreams come true on the gexchange 😌

2/9/2025, 2:13:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

What a lovely gay morning

2/9/2025, 2:11:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝚔𝚒𝚔𝚒 ʚ(*´꒳`*)ɞ° (@whimsykihin.bsky.social) reposted

Stop scrolling on your phone and go read some yuri
2/9/2025, 1:00:34 PM | 59 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

📌

2/9/2025, 2:07:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

Lets reward good deeds with reposts 👏

1/9/2025, 10:58:13 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clara Jeffery (@clarajeffery.bsky.social) reposted

Bluesky is now among and often *the* highest referer to @motherjones.com. That’s traffic that has been additive. Only Twitter has dipped btw, the rest as fairly steady state (and instagram impressions and video views on all platforms up enormously.)

1/9/2025, 9:22:11 PM | 1768 240 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

Or life in prison.

1/9/2025, 10:53:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jessica Kant (@jessdkant.bsky.social) reposted

The number of children expected to die from policies that have already been enacted is unimaginable in isolation, even before factoring in the other concurrent and compounding threats from this new epidemiological landscape.

1/9/2025, 2:44:31 PM | 180 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

GYAAAAAA!!!!

1/9/2025, 3:28:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

🤢 don’t be like this, cis ppl. It’s not as cool as ya’ll think it sounds.

1/9/2025, 3:28:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 (@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social) reposted

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ clinton giuliani trump 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

1/9/2025, 12:20:03 AM | 1425 223 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Now do Peter Thiel!

1/9/2025, 1:01:51 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

True American pride :,,,)

1/9/2025, 1:01:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicole DeWitt (@catastro-v.bsky.social) reposted

90% of fantasy-reading men tell me its vitally important for your magic system to have clear cut balanced rules like youre running a d&d campaign obvi men are always right, so here are the rules for every magic system i will ever make up: •vibes!!! •gay girls can do anything (if theyre gay enough)

31/8/2025, 9:44:33 PM | 1054 158 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jjinandtonic (@jjinandtonic.bsky.social) reposted

Time to tap the “supply shortages (real or perceived) make reactionaries of us all” sign

31/8/2025, 8:31:33 PM | 768 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely stunning!!! 💜

31/8/2025, 10:03:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

You win the internets today 🤣

31/8/2025, 10:03:07 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

WILDDDDD

31/8/2025, 7:22:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

I too, love the cunt car

31/8/2025, 7:18:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jess m. 🌷 (@jametc.bsky.social) reposted

We need reference pictures with life drawing poses.... but with normal clothes on. All the pose picture libraries all are naked/have form fitting leotards. We NEED more that is just pants, jeans, t-shirts, etc. They exist, but not enough!

31/8/2025, 6:09:58 PM | 322 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted

If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

30/8/2025, 4:04:08 PM | 7750 3960 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely eldritch!

30/8/2025, 7:07:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely amazing piece!!!

30/8/2025, 7:06:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

LETS FUCKING GO ILLANOIS

30/8/2025, 7:05:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjamin Balthaser (@blbalthaser.bsky.social) reposted

My students, who attend a working-class rust-belt college, openly talk abt how much they hate AI & are afraid of its consequences. I wonder how much of the oft-reported student enthusiasm for the tech is the merely result of the NYT’s Ivy League bias

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
30/8/2025, 5:58:11 PM | 4070 838 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fearless Freddy (@mymystery.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Release the Epstein Files Release the Epstein Files Release the Tpstep Files Release the Trsteip Files Release the Trstmip Files Release the Trump Files Release the Trump Files Release the Epstein Files Release the Trump/Epstein Files Release the Trump/Epstein Files Release the Trump/Epstein Files

30/8/2025, 3:56:15 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

Pls no more Watto ;-; I beg you, have mercy on my soul.

30/8/2025, 3:54:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahhh pooie.

30/8/2025, 3:54:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture the Mountain Goats (@themountaingoats.bsky.social) reposted

A public health catastrophe. Not “immanent,” not “potential.” This is the catastrophe.

30/8/2025, 1:38:38 PM | 1400 438 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ceej (@ceej.online) reposted

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

30/8/2025, 2:51:32 PM | 17329 3557 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Give us a reason celebrate 😭 🙏

30/8/2025, 1:56:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Rejoice. This is the way.

30/8/2025, 1:52:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Yo this photo is a banger if I tilt it sideways

30/8/2025, 1:50:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

This is truly a golden Honmoon moment

30/8/2025, 1:49:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

“Nietzsche stares into the abyssal bites!“

30/8/2025, 1:48:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

ACAB includes MAGA….and apparently sociopathy includes cops!

30/8/2025, 1:47:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Taylor (@tomtaylormade.bsky.social) reposted

My Bluesky timeline is so divided.

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30/8/2025, 7:18:20 AM | 3371 524 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

skeet of the year

30/8/2025, 1:45:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

29/8/2025, 10:23:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Social Security Administration chief data officer and whistle-blower Charles Borges has resigned after bombshell report that SSA put highly-sensitive data at risk. He sent out an email to colleagues moments ago. Here is the text of his email shared with me:

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29/8/2025, 7:25:57 PM | 5875 2763 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

The owl house content I didn’t realize I needed ;-;

29/8/2025, 10:19:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) reposted

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

29/8/2025, 8:07:28 PM | 12576 3735 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh this slaps 👏

29/8/2025, 8:25:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

Ugh. Fuck this noise. It’s just so embarrassingly predictable. I hope libs of TikTok gets a yeast infection btw.

29/8/2025, 8:24:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Cringy af lmao! They really thought they were cooking with that comment

29/8/2025, 8:23:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

Need more of this in my feed 💜

29/8/2025, 8:21:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

Not my legos 😭 wtf man?

29/8/2025, 7:53:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julia Serano (@juliaserano.bsky.social) reposted

unrelated to current events, I've spent much of the last week reading & writing about the social cognition phenomenon of "illusory correlation" – this is the abstract from one of the first studies to describe it (many subsequent studies support it). sharing it now for reasons....

abstract from the article
27/8/2025, 8:04:08 PM | 121 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Sargent (@gregsargent.bsky.social) reposted

This is good: With Trump/RFK destroying CDC, JB Pritzker's officials are exploring the possibility of buying Covid vaccines from manufacturers and distributing them in-state themselves, source tells me. Dem govs must step up and fill the void. New piece from me: newrepublic.com/article/1998...

29/8/2025, 5:05:57 PM | 9018 2752 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social) reposted

Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy

29/8/2025, 5:09:51 PM | 7993 2491 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Drops of Jupiter!!!

29/8/2025, 7:42:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

But I thought we aren’t supposed to call them breeders ;-; glad to see the trash conservatives taking back the word (/endIrony).

29/8/2025, 7:33:23 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolute garbage.

29/8/2025, 4:51:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte (@fireantprincess.bsky.social) reposted

I know this is my specific flavor of autism, but the claim that a material analysis of sex classes leads to TERF ideology makes me furious because a material analysis does the opposite.

29/8/2025, 3:58:12 PM | 109 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Disco Elysium Quotes (@discoelysiumbot.bsky.social) reposted

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

29/8/2025, 1:55:57 PM | 3331 1184 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture C. Robert Cargill (@crobertcargill.bsky.social) reposted

Writers, keep writing. Do not buy into the hype train telling you your job will be replaced in a few years. Those using AI are literally atrophying their brains ability to be creative. The future will need your words, your creativity, to function well. publichealthpolicyjournal.com/mit-study-fi...

28/8/2025, 7:28:42 PM | 1255 517 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

REAL AS FFFFF. Sex work should be legal, not deportation.

28/8/2025, 9:55:12 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

And I think we can go even farther and say it’s not a trans issue that some trans people are just monsters. It’s a people issue because some people are just fucking monsters (see any American party or UK party politician)

28/8/2025, 6:52:16 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted

In a functional government, this would be a five alarm fire where Congress calls in Kennedy and asks him what the fuck is going on

27/8/2025, 10:52:29 PM | 9738 3219 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

The drip is immaculate 👏

28/8/2025, 1:19:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

Important for all my UK sisters

28/8/2025, 1:17:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a non-thing in the community afaik. Who made the scarecrow this time?

28/8/2025, 1:17:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d like to meet “dickend” too

28/8/2025, 2:06:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck CORPOS

27/8/2025, 4:39:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

She didn’t need to die. This is what we’re fighting against at the end of the day. This is exactly why it all matters.

27/8/2025, 4:30:52 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Am a science type can confirm

27/8/2025, 4:14:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parker Molloy (@parkermolloy.com) reposted

I think the thing I despise the most about Newsom boosters is that they won't just flat out say they agree with his anti-trans views (which they obviously do). Instead, they frame them as positions Dems need to take to appeal to some vague hypothetical voter.

27/8/2025, 3:26:14 PM | 794 99 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

This is heroism. Don’t forget that.

27/8/2025, 2:23:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

Call me Donkey Kong….

27/8/2025, 2:00:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Bailey (@jasondashbailey.com) reposted

This shit is maddening. A) A horror movie having something to say does not mean it's "not a horror movie" or JUST "a vampire movie." Sorry that you don't respect genre but you don't get to wave a wand and negate what a movie is. B) Horror movies have had rich subtext AS LONG AS THEY'VE EXISTED.

The reason Sinners is so good is that it’s not a horror movie. It is a film about the Black experience, and the immigrant experience in America. It tells the story of marginalized peoples and uses vampires as allegory to tell that story. It is SO much more than a “vampire movie.”
27/8/2025, 1:24:13 AM | 696 132 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

I am free 😭 for now #swifty

Me muting the word Taylor
27/8/2025, 1:13:06 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Do not open the love pesto.

26/8/2025, 9:20:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

IM BOUT TO MUTE A KEYWORD FOR THE FIRST TIME

26/8/2025, 8:50:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

🙄

26/8/2025, 8:49:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m moving to another dimension ffs

26/8/2025, 8:48:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HierophantXX Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 (@shelleybwoke.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Seeing so many queer people living their best lives gave me the courage to step out of my cage and try to do the same. And your thirst poasts, thoughts, and revolutionary acts of community and creativity give me life and joy every day. 💜 You make a difference. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise

26/8/2025, 6:26:37 PM | 32 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Can I prepare for a time when people stfu about Taylor swift (not aimed at OP, just aimed at my loved ones 😭)

26/8/2025, 8:38:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture augh (@avoidavoidavoid.bsky.social) reposted

Don’t know who made this but thank you

Baudrillard’s 4 stages of simulacra applied to pumpkin spice Stage one (next to picture of pumpkin): Initially the sign (image or representation) is a reflection of basic reality Stage two (next to picture of pumpkin pie): the sign masks a basic reality. The image becomes a distortion of reality Stage three (next to Starbucks pumpkin spice latte): the sign marks the absence of basic reality. The image calls into question what the reality is and if it even exists Stage four (next to jug of pumpkin spice flavored coffee mate): the sign bears no relation to any reality whatsoever; it is it’s own pure simulacrum
26/8/2025, 8:03:51 PM | 3746 1029 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

Bars. Putting this in my next song even if I have to shoehorn it in.

26/8/2025, 12:52:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Ya know. You’re right 🤔 that is Americanly American.

25/8/2025, 10:28:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Oestrogen makes it sound like a bloodborne deity. Can’t wait to go to Oestrogen chapel.

25/8/2025, 10:22:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Alternative titles may include “Sieg Hitting from Behind”, “that Ass was straight Gas”, “Horny for Hitler”, and “Messing with Mengelle”

25/8/2025, 10:18:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

As a Jew, you were close. Next time try, “This isn’t Mein Kampf: an XXX Porn Parody” 😂 💜

25/8/2025, 10:17:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Woah 😳 this got dark, fast.

25/8/2025, 10:00:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

🫂

25/8/2025, 7:19:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Natalie Spitzel (@nat-the-dev.bsky.social) reposted

I don't have the proper words to say more than this now but I was just laid off. My role at Giant Squid is being eliminated. If your studio is looking for an environment artist, please let me know ASAP. I have 5+ years of experience. thank you

25/8/2025, 6:31:16 PM | 2767 1247 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

THE VILEBLOOD SPREADS

25/8/2025, 7:14:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

Don’t forget destroying any and all services created by the greatest generation!

25/8/2025, 7:05:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🏳️‍⚧️ June Licinio ✡️ (@jwlicinio.bsky.social) reposted

I’m preaching to the choir a bit here, but that’s because in practice the “AGP” label exists solely to justify the violent abuse of trans women. see exhibit a (or as I like to call it, THIS IS WHAT TERFS ACTUALLY BELIEVE):

25/8/2025, 4:04:10 PM | 316 74 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

📌

25/8/2025, 6:51:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social)

This is insaneeee. Teddy was the fucking trust buster. He made his entire career on taking villains like trump down.

25/8/2025, 6:47:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d like to make America Gay again, actually.

25/8/2025, 6:43:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Where are all the “more porn” guys 😔 in this day and age?

25/8/2025, 6:42:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone I’ve ever known who has built a thing for Trump fucking hates his guts, fwiw.

25/8/2025, 6:42:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hextella (@pastella.bsky.social) reply parent

Idk if rest in peace or rest in piss is more appropriate, at this point. Can’t even keep track of which one is a Bezos puppet on strings anymore.

25/8/2025, 6:40:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view