Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Blood Squid.
I used to spend a lot of time on Twitter as patman23, but Elon Musk turned it into the proverbial Nazi Bar. I used to blog a lot about Game of Thrones, but that's just sad to bring up, I feel. (I'm happy to talk about Game of Thrones though, pleasantly.)
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Blood Squid.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
This math checks out
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Big agree.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
It is good news that the people's unhappy reaction to Disney caving to the administration prompted Disney to reverse that. But my Disney Dudes... you should have thought this through before you caved. Yes, I know it is scary. But now you have everyone mad at you and you have to stand up to the bully
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, Alien: Earth's finale is tomorrow, and I'm not planning on beaming up to Heaven with that finale unseen.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Even they know better than to side with RFK Jr.
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Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
- Pirate Day. I am very out of the loop. I hope everyone is doing well. Stay hopeful, if you can.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
(We had to get a new one because her old one couldn't be upgraded to Windows 11) Her computer was trying to have me use the Copilot AI help, pretty aggressively. Copilot: Anything I can do to help? Me: Tell me when you will die. Oh, I totally missed International Batman Day and Talk Like a -
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Odd weekend: I had to deal with a cold (not Covid, thankfully) which kept me from raking leaves (the HOA property manager was asking if he should start sending out warning letters at the meeting last week - I asked him to just hold off awhile.) We worked a bit on getting Lisa's new laptop set up.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
It was something related to Israel that got the doom-wishing fundamentalists excited. I don't know the details though because [all the reasons not to know these things]
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
I would watch this superpowered show.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so proud of you!
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MY BOY!
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
WOW! Good job, you!
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
That was a delight.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
@hamfast42.bsky.social this is for you.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
But AMERICA
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Lisa and I were discussing what we wanted to watch tonight. We agreed to watch some Homelander. We both meant Peacemaker of course, but it took a few seconds for us to realize our mistake.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
In sad news, one of my regular allies on the HOA board is moving to Michigan, so there will be a board vacancy. ๐๐ณ๐งโโ๏ธ
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
The HOA meeting was boring. The Hedge Witch didn't show up. I guess our trimming the hedges on Monday had satisfied her -- for now.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Trump: NO.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll probably bring leaf removal up, since the HOA Board passed some annoying "get rid of leaves as soon as they drop" measure and every weekend-start, I rake and rake and bag and every weekend-end I have so many leaves that dropped after raking/bagging.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
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Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't disagree! But until they're abolished, I will serve on my HOA board to try and protect the homeowners from the HOA. This is a rare case where we have an insane homeowner (who originally got mad at the HOA for not being meaner to her neighbors) being unreasonable
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Just 6.5 hours until the monthly HOA meeting, where our hedges will be discussed (again). The weather was cruddy yesterday, and now I feel cruddy, but I can't skip the meeting in case the Hedge Witch shows up.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Your reveal of the Dyson Sphere paper in its entirety was A+
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
No lies detected. I loved the reveal of the Dyson Sphere paper in its entirety.
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Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Finally, I get to watch this week's ๐พ๐
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A+
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Sadly, no ๐พ๐ for me tonight. I hope it is awesome and ๐ฑ Hopefully, tomorrow night.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
It looks like A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms will air on HBO in January and House of the Dragon season 3 will be on in the Summer 2026. I guess we'll get a Dunk and Egg trailer around ... November?
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
A+ observation.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
- our homeowner was being overzealous and likely bored. Yes. YES.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
The hedges have been trimmed although weโve had 3 weeks of complaints from the Hedge Witch, threatening to complain to the County. This week I contacted the County sidewalk planner, shared photos of the hedge right before the scheduled trim. The planner assured me the hedges were unobtrusive and -
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Good news! As some of you know, Iโm on our HOA board (Iโm sorry but I am there for virtuous reasons) - and we are bedeviled for not trimming our hedges enough by one homeowner, who starts complaining roughly 3 weeks before we have a scheduled trim that will last 6 months (minus 3 weeks, I guess.)
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
IRIS!!! ๐๐
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
LFG!
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
I know! Sheโs the best ๐๐๐ฑ Obviously, Iโm invested in the survival of some characters, the demise of some, and figuring out just whatโs going on with others. Iโm once again worried about my hybrid children. ๐ชฐ๐ฆ๐ฑ
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
New ๐พ๐ tonight! It beats doom-scrolling.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Thank goodness, the landscaping company did indeed trim our hedges today. It's a 50/50 now if I'll need supernatural protections at the upcoming meeting. She might still be mad that we didn't trim last month.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems like some kind of violation.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Heading home - hopefully our landscapers trimmed the hedges - we told the hedge-witch they'd be trimmed today, and I don't want to see a chicken-legged hut squatting in the school parking-lot Thursday for the HOA monthly meeting.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a great show.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Lisa and I just got back from seeing HAMILTON in theaters (itโs that musical about Eliza Schuyler Hamilton, the primary fundraiser of the Washington Monument) This was the theatrical release first seen on Disney during the pandemic. Itโs being re-shown in theaters because of the 10 year anniversary.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
MIDDLEMAN!
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
October is around the corner
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, on closer examination, you can see the hedge's dangerous Alien:Earth tentacles.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry, I can't stop sharing photos of the wildly unsafe hedge that has gotten a neighborhood resident Big Mad. When will the negligent HOA trim this??? (The Fall trimming is scheduled for Monday. It isn't that big a deal)
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
I miss it so much!
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
I have the Excite!!!
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh! You are going to be an awesomely cool aunt. Congrats!
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Since I was getting emails about the hedges (from the one person in the neighborhood) being so overgrown to prevent people from walking side-by-side (this always gets mentioned) I swung by after work to get fresh pics.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Sheโs only worried about the dragons nesting in the handful of inches over the sidewalk.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, you.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Dalena, those carrots were so good. The couscous was Pearl Couscous which I like better than regular, I donโt know if I can describe it properly.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
It was So Nice (and tasty)
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
No word yet if she saw Goody Mather consorting with Satan behind the barnโฆ
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Again, these are the hedges the homeowner wants to report us to the county about. Look, our landscaper will get to them this month. Just relax. She once told us she saw children walking in the street because of these overgrown hedges blocking the sidewalk.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Murder is no joke, folks. And now, Only Murders in the Building, season 5, episode 1.
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It was excellent!
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Dinner time! Kale, Carrots, Couscous, Cranberries (and walnuts which breaks alliteration)
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
I'm pretty sure that the next HOA meeting is going to involve the uncut neighborhood hedges (look, they'll get cut soon...) and there is a high likelihood I'll have to yell at our HOA vice president Otto Hightower to not side with the hedge fear-mongerer. ๐ณ๐ณ๐๐ณ๐ณ๐พ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ณ๐ณ
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice! Enjoy! (Or experience dread or whatever, you know what I mean)
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Susan, it was incredibly well done and had so much available to see.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Not to change the topic, but Alien: Earth was really solid last night. (I just want to talk about something and it's either ๐พ๐ or City of Heroes ๐ฎ)
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Relatable.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Same.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
What????
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no! That's big appliances
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
- alarmist and tell me that they should be replaced every 5 years, but that seems excessive to me. ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
A plumber fixed this yesterday, but I had no idea and was initially anxious. Anyway, sharing this with any homeowner friends who donโt know. The valve will be a kind of bell-shaped object before your water cutoff lever. They can go bad in 10 - 15 years, mine lasted 25. The plumber tried to be an -
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Good morning! This month I learned that thereโs a pressure regulator valve on the water line, and they sometimes go bad. (I learned this because last week our pipes started knocking when the toilets were refilling or more than one faucet was in use.) The pressure was too high in the pipes.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel that I have let so many opportunities slip by! So many wasted meetings!
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
I've always kept my shoes on, and I don't Wildly man-spread
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
๐๐ the mastermind. ๐๐: I have my own experiments to run.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Me: Alien Earth was so good tonight. Scientists: We dispute this assessment. Me: Iโm not going to argue, and I do respect your grief.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Wow ๐พ๐! ๐ชฐ๐ฑ
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
100%
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree!
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
While we were walking from our parking garage to the museum, we saw a huge group of people jogging along the streets, chanting Free DC! and Fascists Go Home - we didn't see any National Guard on the streets.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Sword of the Lictor is so great! Zoanthropes! Cacogens! TERMINUS EST!
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Neither of the podcasts I'm listening to that cover Alien Earth have released new episodes for this week. Now I have to drive home not hearing anyone talk about the little eyeball alien. Behold, my suffering. (They should not hurry up for me, this is not a real problem) ๐พ๐๐๐พ
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
He hates hates HATES the xenomorphs for not having eyes.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
My little guy hates aliens! Tried to warn the scientist about the sluggos! Bit the xenomorph! What a guy! ๐๐พ
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Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it was Buy Awareness Month, and I was saving up. (Regardless, all of you are visible and beautiful and wonderful. Thank you for being on my timeline.)
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like they don't even know the Deep Lore. (Although, maybe I imagined this information and incepted it. But I don't think so...)
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
- this was revealed when the crew discovered Ash was an android, and interrogated his head. Mother deceived Captain Dallas by presenting the Stay Away transmission as a distress call that the crew had to check out. So Alien Earth is not out of line.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
I won't call them out, but a podcaster covering Alien Earth was complaining that the show made the original Alien not so special, since the Nostromo was no longer randomly running across the xenomorph. The original movie heavily implied that the company had some knowledge of the xenomorph -
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Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Same.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
Beltalowda!
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't wait to eventually get to this scene...
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
It took me a minute to recognize what the Belter Salvage Fleet was salvaging.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
*a few years ago, not *are few years... gah
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social)
Lisa and I are few years ago dropped off watching the Expanse after S3 E3 - just too much TV. Right now, we are starting S3 E4.
Patrick "I'm Patman" Sponaugle (@patman.bsky.social) reply parent
There really is too much to see during one visit to the African American museum.