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Si vous faites un article chaque fois que quelqu'un s'amuse avec l'IA vous n'en finirez jamais
Bonne nouvelle pour les vendeurs de dentiers pour requins
is this a metaphor for getting out of bed?
Wizardists rn
Nice combo
âš My company will only hire Leoâs âš âïž đŠ
Divorce album could be a vibe
As a foreigner, you have to dismantle the NRA. Itâs insane how much your politicians bow down to literal merchants of death. Get rid of it, its puppets in congress will follow, and change will finally be possible.
As a foreigner, you have to dismantle the NRA. Itâs insane how much your politicians bow down to literal merchants of death. Get rid of it, its puppets in congress will follow, and change will finally be possible.
And furthermore, that itâs his plan that people donât do anything about it every time
Theyâre gonna say itâs Godâs plan to have children die to fill the NRAâs pockets
Iâm guessing because your definition of âAtheist countryâ means it persecutes religious people. If it didnât, you would just call it a regular country.
The NRA is a terror group. How many children must die before you do something about it?
Should be illegal if you ask me
The NRA and their lobbyists have programmed that line of thought into peopleâs heads every time thereâs a shooting
Greetings from France, hereâs a gift
Letâs yearn harder for those in the back
Hey, it even rhymes with
Oh la đ
Book book
I canât find the ingredients
Me offsetting the air pollution of this launch by not smoking:
Adieu effet Dunning-Krueger, bonjour effet Freddy Krueger
Wdym wrong tag? thatâs just Lapis Lazuli after a Camp Pining Hearts 5 year hiatus
Happy B-day stranger!
SLOW DOWWWWWWWN!!!!
The least they can do is point to the slaveowners and say "that's not me, I wouldn't do that" Instead they say "stop being mean to us, other races did it too" đ Bro, the blame was not on their skin color, it was on their morality. Why keep defending them? Unless you too base your morality on raceâŠ
Negative crime epidemic, criminals break into homes to leave brand new TVs and fill their pockets with money!
Big if true đ€
đ¶ She's a đŠlesbian pirateđŽââ ïž, she's a âšsapphic buccaneerâš
Is that a real photo of Gavin Newsom riding a megalodon mangling a megalomaniac magnate called Don? Please confirm
Drop the âsatanicâ part and youâre left with a verifiable fact
Still waiting on that âbetterâ
Les politiciens europĂ©ens aiment faire semblant que nous habitons dans un monde post-violence. Ceci ne sera jamais le cas si nous laissons des expansionnistes comme Poutine et Netanyahu attaquer ses voisins avec impunitĂ©. Ils ne sont pas les âmauvais Ă©lĂšvesâ de lâONU, ils en sont les fusilleurs.
Because they donât phrase it like that. They say: -Feminism is ruining family values -Minorities are abusing your kindness -White people and Christianity are being oppressed and Republicans are your last defenders The bad parts are not advertised in Trump-approved conservative channels.
Fun fact: that white spot in the south of Spain is a massive greenhouse operation dubbed âthe sea of plasticâ. It overexploits both workers and underground water reserves to grow around 4 million tons of food every year in a desert area.
Sounds like you have a case of NDS (Newsom derangement syndrome!)
The Ukrainian constitution has always prevented elections during wartime. Holding elections during this russian invasion would just mean letting Russia choose what happens. I think you're not putting enough blame on Putin for invading and escalating this war in the first place.
humble people want what I have (being called an idiot even though I'm very intelligent)
Why fraud?
Can you show me the way?
Moi pendant lâorage en attendant le soleil
That cat is a hazard. Heâs too cute.
âSoyez pas alarmistes, voyons, regardez tout va bien, ça arrive tous les mille ansâ
If any zoo worker has ever had a Chimpanzee approach them and whisper âNobody will ever believe you, wage slaveâ and then roll around in the dirt like an animal, this is your chance to fess up. Iâll believe you. #PutApesToWork #AusterityMeasures #GorillaMechanics #OrangutanCEOs #CapuchinAstronauts
#FightOligarchy
Nothing Trump does is justified. Think of whatever would make the world a worse place and you can bet he's gonna do it.
Les NĂ©anderthales nâavaient pas de PIB et regardez oĂč ils en sont
Ca ticnequi nimitzmomachtiz?
So starting now, whatâs the best movie from 2005?
And he doesnât mean the means of production I suppose
As a non-US citizen, no it hasnât
Il nây aurait pas de âpĂ©nurie dâenseignantsâ si les enseignants Ă©taient traitĂ©s avec le respect quâils mĂ©ritent.
Nature gave us everything for millennia, and now that humanity can do wonders, governments wonât spare some of the budget for her.
Put those elbows in some ICE
Steven Galaxy, no question
About time
Soooo⊠the Tower of Babel
Thereâs ways to transfer your Twitter content to Bluesky. I saw it on Reddit one time. You can Google it.
Censuré par le régime de Trump
We should do this ritually, for the economy
Oieseau 1: Jâaime les asticots Oiseau 2: Ah, donc tu aimes la pĂątĂ©e de microbes avec du lait de vache dedans⊠Ok le chelou
The road to purgatory feels like Ohio
Under capitalism, everything will be monetized at some point.
Conspiracy theorists are considered crazy because they think itâs a secret
Moi: Pourquoi je reçois des appels tĂ©lĂ©phoniques h24? Qui donne mes donnĂ©es personnelles aux entreprises? Moi sur internet le jour dâavant:
Having that balcony is the dream, wow
Do you speak an Indian language?
I started studying Hindi, but my level of fluency is somewhere between beginner and potato. Itâs my least advanced out of the flags I crammed into my bio.
Your room is a mess
Tim Waltz advancing the leftist agenda by telepathically getting us murdered by killers
Please Tim, not your own people
Conservatives when they get a chance to make the rich richer and the poor more miserable
Thatâs literally an empty threat. Nothing would change
Luckily it is⊠So far
I think it would not have been considered woke by anyone if it released 10 years ago. Evil billionaires toying with government has been a fictional trope for decades, but only recently did it become a mainstream political issue. Same with the âempathy and kindnessâ messaging.
Way ahead of you đ
Nice, me too
if { anything goes wrong }; then ( blame democrats )
Whereâs Superman when you need him?
Krypton is about to get hit by the tariffs đ
They know the audience doesnât have the time or will to fact-check. So all they need is soundbites, and the worst part is itâs working