Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, man! Glad you’re getting some positive rumblings too. It’s been hard out here!
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Thanks, man! Glad you’re getting some positive rumblings too. It’s been hard out here!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
That was what we first tried a couple years ago! Went out to talent hoping it would lead to financing. Got some interest, but no commitments. Producer has managed to get some financiers excited though, so they’ve given us an initial round of funding to attach talent. Still need to secure the rest!🤞🏻
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
An excellent reminder. And after months of nothing, I just got a call yesterday that a feature I wrote three years ago now has some financing to go out to talent. Fingers crossed!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my all time favorites!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Ash, I’m curious - if a few prodcos have read it, but it’s never been shared publically, is it a world premiere?
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
In theory, I should love it! Donner, Spielberg and Columbus? Pirate treasure? Very cool stuff! I think I probably I saw it too late. But I’ll take The Monster Squad over The Goonies any day
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
No, I didn’t see it until I was in undergrad. Think I missed my window on it
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
I can dig it. I think the second half is fun, but the first half is pretty much unparalleled.
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
This is similar to what JPIII was (supposedly) originally going to be - Feds investigate a series of murders along the Pacific Coast, discover it’s actually a raptor that escaped from the ship at the end of Lost World. Kind of a Predator 2 sort of deal. Seems like a smart approach, would watch.
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Awesome, man! Congrats!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
I’m into it.
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
Describe your favorite movie in the most misleading way possible Out-of-towners cause a stir during the 4th of July holidays
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
I found myself humming the theme song the other day and was thinking the same thing.
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
So truly vile. I was just watching one of his episodes of Parks and Rec and thinking how great it is anytime he shows up in something. RIP Jonathan Joss.
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
I know this shouldn’t be the takeaway, but that 413% increase sure sounds like one of those numbers you toss out for dramatic effect without actually having any basis in reality
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Gamifying helps me with so many things! But oddly for breaking features I like to go old school and do a bunch of index cards on a big board.
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
This is essentially how Rian Johnson does it - his outline for Knives Out is one of my favorite writerly things
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
Maybe I’ll change my name back to HBOMax too
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
It makes me furious. I’ll never understand why these guys have filled themselves with such hate. Why it’s so hard for them to just treat others with kindness
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
What’s a movie you think nobody but you and a handful of people have heard of, that you think is a fantastic film? #filmsky #scriptsky
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
I love Hot Rod. Saw it in theaters and rewatch it frequently. Such an underrated gem!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
I’ve always thought a movie about stoner cows would make a compelling watch… Because the steaks are so high. #scriptsky #filmsky #jokes #PunSky
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Pope Chili Cheese Dog VII
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
I can see it now…
Tim Westland - Screenwriter (@timwestland.bsky.social) reposted
Just leaving this here... #scriptsky
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂😂 I would absolutely watch this
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a bold silhouette, Cotton - let’s see if it pays off for them!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
I choose to imagine this is about organizing some giant Godzilla statues
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
In case anyone’s curious how MAGA is already spinning this
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Fyre Festival had better food!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what’s been driving me insane. At least the last time around I lived in LA. Now I’m back in Trump country and watching his policies actively hurt all these idiots, and yet they still support him. It’s truly terrifying how inculcated and propagandized they’ve become
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Cheeto just can’t help ruining things.
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
Four favorite films of the decade so far (I’m choosing to parse this as my four faves of the 2020s): DUNE CRUELLA TOP GUN MAVERICK THE HOLDOVERS
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahah, I have to try this with my QAnon co-worker. She’s always trying to debate politics with me at work. Should be fun, I bet she flips out 😅
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Once again got duped into thinking this might be happening in Maine. Ah well, someday we’ll be allowed to have nice things 😅
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Mute and block are two of my favorite things these days. I wield them at the slightest sign of nonsense; I’m too crotchety to put up with social media trolls
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
What a great cake! I would’ve loved this as a kid!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no! Hope your little one feels better soon!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I actually have read a description of what they do before, somewhere. From my vague memory: big blue button puts the suit in an auto function mode, red button is a manual override. I think the others were for temp control and pain management. So kinda like a mini med-suite
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it’s time to rotate another month or two of Apple into my list of current streamers I’m paying for. There’s so much on there I need to catch up on
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone should tell them to come out and play
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
I know it’s been adapted before, and then redeveloped many times since then, but it’s wild to me that in this age of IP we still haven’t gotten a new version of the Tripods stories by John Christopher. #filmsky #moviesky
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
Finally saw SINNERS last night and it was every bit as good as everyone said. What a blast! Then I followed it up by watching the Twilight Zone episode The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank, which Coogler stated was a big influence on the film. And honestly, what an awesome pairing. Highly recommend!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
Proud of my state and my governor!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Great one 😂 Would watch
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m picturing the Skywalker moisture farm, but built on the La Brea Tar pits 😂
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Great one!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
Remove a letter, ruin a movie Riders of the Lost Ark
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, a whole bunch of apes on a plane would be terrifying!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
I put up a different one instead 😊
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
The Karate Id - a Jekyll and Hyde adaptation where one prominent physician’s alter-ego keeps attacking people at night with karate
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
I was about to use PLANE OF THE APES off your original post before I saw this one - like Snakes on a Plane, but with gorillas 😂
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
White Castle. Terrible quality burgers but I love them so much
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
White Castle. Terrible quality burgers but I love them so much
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooof. This is too real. I have the same thing with NyQuil. Sending you positive vibes for a restful night
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
No but I did watch a half hour video about the highest penthouse in the world youtu.be/g4d2osT8TXs?...
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Such great news, Guy!!! That’s awesome!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
Fully agreed. Members of congress should be working for us, representing the ideals they were voted in on. But they’re all just protecting their corporate interests. Every one of the Dems who are going along to get along should be primaried
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Though ultimately I agree with you that the format feels less resonant in many ways than a theatrical film. Don’t really know what the solve for that is
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
I knew what was coming, so I didn’t really feel any emotional weight from the events until episode 3. I really enjoyed ep2, but the catharsis of those moments are all in the still moments of the first half of ep3. Which I think ultimately works as a sort of “coming down” from the adrenaline/chaos
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Love that movie! And Leslie Nielsen in a dramatic role, always a treat
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
This makes me so sad. I’ve got a streak of over 1000 days and really look forward to doing it every day. But I can’t support more AI nonsense
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Was thinking this too. If I’m ushering and go into the house knowing to expect a mess and have the time between shows to clear it, it’s really not a big deal. And lots of fun for the kiddos
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
This is the kinda theatrical news I love to see. The 8% week to week drop is an amazing achievement - Coogler keeps winning! Can’t wait to crawl out of my sickbed this weekend and go support the week 3 box office numbers!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
Why do I get the feeling that Cheeto Mussolini just rewatched that one Sopranos episode and got a bug up his butt about it
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
You were definitely right! What an awesome episode of television - had me sobbing 😅
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
This is one thing that drives me crazy. And is the same problem that’s infested so much media, and increasingly news media - positivity isn’t as profitable as doomerism. I really don’t know what the solve for that is, except to keep calling it out. But it is maddening
Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin (@ecmclaughlin.bsky.social) reposted
One other thing since I’m on a roll this morning: we still have rights in this country, even if Trump and his friends say we don’t. Do not capitulate. The courts are doing their part to stand up for the Constitution, including even Trump appointed judges. Do not listen to anyone who says
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve only heard great things. I played the games, so I know the general story. But I’m sure the character-centric episodes are gonna really tear me up. Love Nick Offerman though, so I’m looking forward to it 😊
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no. I was just about to put that episode on! 😅
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
I know I’ve been watching too much ER while I’m convalescing because every time I cough so hard that I can’t breathe, I think - “Spontaneous pneumo, someone get a thoracotomy tray in here!”
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Only internally 😅 It was a weird job - I was an intern script reader and no one there ever talked to me, except for that day I saved the guy.
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my shining moments 😂
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
Share a movie scene that lives rent-free in your head. True story: one time I had to give a coworker the Heimlich maneuver and as I rushed past all the other panicked office workers to get to him, this scene was the only thing running through my head
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
Despite my kiddos being fully vaccinated, we have caught whooping cough twice because we live in a red area full of antivaxxers. It’s so scary watching your children struggle to breathe. I still can’t understand people who don’t want to protect against these preventable diseases
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Not your point, but tbh I’d rather have a troupe of clowns in charge.
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s really useful if you want to destroy the world and also get basic research info wrong
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Personally, I hope the whole account is just trolling because this would be a super shitty and unethical thing to be doing
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to buy their wheat bread but it kept molding before I’d even get halfway through a loaf. Guess it was a sign!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
My pneumonia has turned to double pneumonia… or as I prefer to call it, Double Secret Pneumonia. Anyway, I’ve been bed-bound since the 13th and I’m getting pretty tired of being sick and tired.
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Must be big mad that everyone was clowning him for having only one sideburn.
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Love a good thunderstorm in the evening!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
I see you! But I agree - engagement on this app is spotty at best. Seems really hard to engender any organic conversation here
Lindsey Boylan (@lindseyboylan.bsky.social) reposted
The Pope literally used one of his last moments on Earth to scold JD Vance for his unchristian policies towards migrants and refugees. This lapsed catholic appreciates that more than I can verbalize. The people running our country are evil.
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Dina, me too!
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
After 8 days of flu I officially have pneumonia, so… yippee??
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
On Easter weekend, no less. In the immortal words of Ferris Bueller: It is so choice.
Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted
Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
#StupidShitSaturday You try getting dumped while a strange voice is narrating your life! From my meta-slasher SLASH FICTION, where a shy teen girl realizes she might just be the protagonist of Hollywood’s newest slasher movie! #Scriptsky
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s what I’ve heard from others as well! And yeah, I’m having that issue with Capaldi. I enjoy him in the role well enough, but his storylines feel like a slog. I’ve seen up through The Husbands of River Song, so I think only one Capaldi season left to go.
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
I dropped off in the Capaldi era and still need to catch up. But I’m thinking I might just jump to Gatwa’s first season and do those first to support the new stuff as it’s airing. But I also really wanna see Whittaker’s era so I’m torn 😅
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
The evil little shit: Had hitler as his profile image The media: No one knows why this poor white boy did this
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
This is, I think, what’s been hitting me the hardest about everything lately. So many people I once admired and looked up to, now completely without principles. And for what? A little more money in the bank? Gross.
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
It wasn’t just one thing. But what really clinched it for me was Buffy the Vampire Slayer. In undergrad, I wrote a thesis on the poststructuralist gender and identity roles in the series, which led me to a whole font of feminist literature. I found Gender Trouble by Butler especially impactful.
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social) reply parent
It truly disgusts me. I loved the books, was the same age as Harry was in them as they each came out. Probably impacted me in more ways than I know. To use all that privilege and wealth she built to hurt innocents is the most Death Eater shit I can think of
Patrick Pittis (@patrickpittis.bsky.social)
Very happy to see this news.