“Acquiesce” in a stadium full of people… pretty good
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“Acquiesce” in a stadium full of people… pretty good
Bucket hats in the air like mortarboards at graduation
People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks
Folks, this week’s new episode has everything: -Finding your wedding ring at the town dump 💍🗑️ -The Colorado Buffalo mascot quiet quitting 🦬 -Taco Bell’s AI drive through ordering 18,000 waters 💦 & MORE! apple.co/2yPmdte / spoti.fi/2qSy1Gp / other pod places
We hit 400 eps & the competition is already bringing out the big guns. Got em’ scared
Donald Trump Sir please prove the haters and losers wrong and walk briskly up a steep hill #TrumpWalkUpAHill
Do you accept
Toad walked faster. Many drops of melting ice cream flew through the air. They fell down on Toad’s head. “I must hurry back to Frog!” he cried.
“Donald Trump passing away is just a distraction from kitchen table issues”
Okay I’m beginning to believe
On the night of August 30, 2025, Mayor Giuliani happened upon a woman drowning in a giant martini,
You mother fucker my Cheez-Its are a disaster
i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts
DANDY SPOTTED (at another team’s park but still)
I promise this is very much not “for me”
saw my Maine dudes
Song of this and every summer
I would like to thank you for making me aware that this, which I am now also reading, exists
An Event. On some “I have a tummy ache” shit to stay home from school the day after you got it
Heard his sister is goin out with Squeak
The commercial break DJ at Ashe finally broke his streak of what I’ll call “wedding hip-hop” with Reel Big Fish’s cover of “Take On Me”. That’s a hell yeah brother
Getting one of those giant Rolex tennis clocks to display how long I’ve been looking at my phone
I’m the guy at every major tennis tournament who yells something unintelligible before a serve when everyone else is already quieting down. And I vote
SATURDAY NIGHT SLAM MASTERS CAPCOM 1993 (Captured at Galloping Ghost Arcade, Brookfield, IL, USA)
Sax player was in my study group in law school. Band was putting out albums back then too, definitely one of the cooler dudes I’ve known
I know that’s right
I think Linsanity was as close as New York can get to that sequence in MAJOR LEAGUE where every single person is psyched about the local sports team. Truly something else
Devin Williams should be in the jail from FACE/OFF
No street fighter has ever seen fighters or fighting like this!
DRAGONHEART
Gunckel’s Service Verona, OH
Intently reviewing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
He’s alive like you’ve never seen,
Put the Woke back in!!!!!!
“I don’t want to hear these people talk. Spin the wheel.” - my 5 yo daughter watching the first few minutes of Wheel of Fortune
They’re calling him “the most accounted-for President of all time,”
🫡🫡
The sheer tenacity of a pair of sunglasses you kind of hate and hope you accidentally lose/wreck but can’t justify affirmatively getting rid of
*extremely summer coming to a close voice* Folks,
SNL smartly clearing the decks to allow for at least 30 min of Domingo sketch per episode
(pointing at my bed like sleepy Babe Ruth)
What, do you want us to NOT have the plagiarism-and-water-poisoning machine that usually does math right???
Wow congrats on your posts getting naming rights to a skyscraper
[slightly higher pitched voice] Sir, please, make it harder for me to get packages. Please sir, we love you,
We’re making it too expensive for international sellers to mail anything to you, and we’re doing it very strongly. A lot of people are saying we’re making the mail the stupidest and most useless it’s ever been,
This is a win for all of us
Actually, the CDC staff was doing a walkout to protest RFK being *too* competent/sane. But the sicko mainstream media won’t tell you that.
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
It remains staggering to me that, in the absence of meaningful penalties for the people at fault, this has simply become a part of ordinary modern life.
Excellent commentary on the tennis now about how sports medicine is fake or something. The toughest-talking one of the commentators apparently retired young due to - can you believe this - inability to stay healthy
“I know what a healthy child is supposed to look like. Covered in measles”
Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨
Watch @eliyudin.com's first special, and I’ll thank you now, but you’ll be thanking ME later!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9NT...
Trump flag is too small. Very nasty and unfair
“Now you all know Ed Gein, the skin lampshade guy. What if—and stay with me here—he was hot”
Diseased culture. Just make up a guy you don’t have to do this
Oh right, and this is our 400th episode 😅
Hey Siri opt out of Meghan Markle news going forward. Unsubscribe. Cease and desist Meghan Markle news
Wow
It’s cool that the computer that gets math wrong sometimes has made so many people totally nuts
Seth Rogen bringing up JUNGLE 2 JUNGLE with only the slightest prompting on Blank Check… he’s just like us for real
No
The funniest unsigned shadow docket entry of all time awaits
Fortunately, the Supreme Court will stand up to Donald Trump here,
Folks, we’re destroying Fed independence and we’re doing it like no has ever seen. And we’re doing it with a pretextual assist from that shitty “Twitter philanthropy” moron,
🚨 sicko alert 🚨
On first glance this is an inspiring ad for drunk driving
It’s actually normal for the President to constantly be trying to conceal a large bruise shaped like Majora’s Mask on the back of his hand,
Folks, @jessefarrar.com from @yourkickstartersucks.com joins us on this week’s new episode that has everything: -Holographic cops in Korea 👮♂️ -A Justin Bieber Vegas imposter 🎶 -Frogs in saunas 🐸 -A new roller coaster record 🎢 & MORE! apple.co/2yPmdte / spoti.fi/2qSy1Gp / other pod places
Refusing to engage with the name “Mingus Reedus.” You can’t make me know about that
Don’t worry if someone offers Snoop any amount of American dollars he will gladly say the opposite of whatever he said
i've decided to run for mayor of new york city. i hate this city, i hate being in it, i think everyone in it is stupid except for me, when people have fun here it makes me mad, i don't know why i'm running, i don't want to be mayor, and i have $4. see you at the polls
Daniil Medvedev has such a stellar look. Every time I see him it’s just “This man looks insane"
Good @whatatimepod.bsky.social coming Monday imo
Fripp & Eno 💿 Evening Star (1975) 🏷️ Electronic / Experimental / Ambient Artwork: Peter Schmidt (Painting) Bob Bowkett (Typography)
It’s actually really informative about you and other ultra-wealthy people that you can’t distinguish between a proposed plan that had very little chance of becoming law - and would have to be passed by legislators, subject to judicial review - and a guy just taking stuff. Congratulations!
Sitting next to me when I took this photo, your friend and mine @tbone.malware-virus.biz
Wow 10 years ago yesterday, the best match I’ve ever seen (and probably ever will see) in person
Liza
“We’re not so different, you and I” ass
Local Oaf Not Sure What Part Of Counter You Order At https://theonion.com/local-oaf-not-sure-what-part-of-counter-you-order-at-1819577026/
Really hate this loser 👍
Here is a clip from my new special if you like it there is approximately 49 more minutes where that came from!!
MY SPECIAL IS LIVE PLEASE WATCH I’M VERY PROUD OF IT youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?...
Plus if you’re like me and don’t pay for YouTube, you can get some periodic health tips
Watch @eliyudin.com's first special, and I’ll thank you now, but you’ll be thanking ME later!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9NT...
*extremely elegantly lit voice* Folks,
My debut comedy special comes out on YouTube tomorrow at noon and I would simply love if you “checked it out”
I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
Democratic Party is responsible for everything every 3-follower person claiming to be left of center says. Republican Party is not even responsible for what the President says. Excellent standard to reinforce thank you so much
Maybe someone can at least ask the copy des—huh.
At a certain point there’s just no benefit of the doubt institutionally on anything remotely political
Have you dreamed this man? Every night throughout the world, hundreds of thousands of people dream about this face.