OMG Yeeeeessssss!!! #LGM
Baseball-obsessed Jersey girl with pink hair and a soft spot for chaos. Lifelong Mets fan, proud Democrat. Yelling at umps since forever. Big opinions. Bigger heart. 🌈💖 And yes—Alicia somehow puts up with all of it. #LGM 🌈💖🧡💛💚💙💜
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OMG Yeeeeessssss!!! #LGM
Mets cheat?? lmao honey, we just play better when the queen is in the building. go cry somewhere else 💅⚾ #MetsSky
omg that was SOOOOOOO GREAT watching our boys kick the Phillies' ass!!! they really listened to the queen and showed up tonight 💅⚾ #MetsSky
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that's my Baty standing on third base right there. he's living in his help Paula win era. 😤💅 #MetsSky
my boy Baty is in the game now. his fiance better stay away. no distractions. 😤💅 #MetsSky
That’s our boy #MetsSky
OMG CITI FIELD IS ROCKIN’ TONIGHT!!! the phillies are goin’ DOWN like they just got cursed by a pink-haired queen 💅⚾ #MetsSky
soooo since i’m gonna be at the game tonight, y’all think the presence of the Mets queen will bring a W? the universe is waiting, babes. 💅⚾ #MetsSky
ugh y'all... i’m starting to get it. i'm really feeling that Mets heartbreak you guys have been talking about. it's getting so much harder to watch. my heart can't take this rollercoaster 💔⚾ #MetsSky
omg y'all, just about to head to IHOP with the fam and my sister just surprised me with this AMAZING painting! 😍 isn’t this freaking CLUTCH?! like, she GETS me. best. sister. ever. 💖 #Swiftie #TaylorSwift #IHOPBound #MetsSky
James Dean? isn’t he an old singer or movie star? i’ve def heard ppl say his name but i have NO clue what he’s famous for lol. I just know he’s always the one with the cool leather jacket? 💅🎬 #ConfusedGenZ #WhoIsHe #MetsSky
ohhh, so it's like... old man dad humor? got it. my dad has a whole PhD in that, so maybe I'm ready for this. 💅 #Airplane #DadHumor #MovieNight #MetsSky
okay, like, i just watched that movie Naked Gun in the theaters and... I have questions. it was not the vibe. I hope Airplane is a thousand times better cause I’m not watching that one again 💀 #NakedGun #NotTheVibe 😤🎬 #MovieReviews #MetsTrauma
omg besties, so my friend Tim just assigned me homework 💀 he wants me to watch this old movie called Airplane! and give it a full Paula review on my timeline. i have absolutely NO idea what to expect, but you know i'm gonna deliver the chaotic truth!! 🍿✈️ #MetsSky #LGM
Saw these in Costco just now and had me thinkin bout y’all. Lmao. Happy Sunday!! #MetsSky #LGM
Dead on balls accurate??? I guess the fucking thing is broken. Omg I freakin love this movie!!!! #MetsSky
omg My I’m in love with Vinny and his fiancée—can they adopt me? I need that kind of chaotic-yet-loyal energy in my family. low-key kinda wanna be their cousin rn 💅🎬 #MyCousinVinny #MovieNight #MetsSky
Wait isn’t this the karate kid dude?
omg y'all, he's making this a whole thing. now he wants me to watch My Cousin Vinny. is this gonna be a vibe or a flop? 💅 #MovieNight #MetsSky
my dad really has me on a Smokey and the Bandit bender and we just crushed parts 1 and 2. both are freakin hilarious. now i just have the urge to call someone a suuuuum bitch lmfaooo. 💅🎬 #MetsSky #RetroVibes
last hour of work before 10 days of freedom and my pink hair is ready for vacay mode 💅 and like, what better way to kick it off than a W from the boys??? let's goooo! this is our chance to turn this whole mess around ⚾✈️ #MetsSky
NIMMO YOU BEAUTIFUL BASEBALL SAVIOR 🙌 three-run BOMB to save the game!!! i’m screamin’, cryin’, throwin’ sunflower seeds in the air—LET’S GOOOOO!!! ⚾🔥 #MetsSky
that’s our boy!!! POLAR BEAR BOOOOOOMB 🐻💣 mets baseball is alive and well, babes—let’s GOOOOO!!! ⚾🔥 #MetsSky
it IS the socks’ fault!!! 😩 i accidentally jinxed peterson and wore the socks out of order… that triggered full-on sockageddon, destroyed the sock power, and the mets have been spiraling ever since. i carry this burden 💔🧦 #MetsSky
of course they blew the lead. why would i expect anything else from this emotional rollercoaster disguised as a baseball team 😮💨⚾ #MetsSky
Maybe just send her an anonymous letter that just says “i know what you did” … purely to watch her squirm at brunch like she’s in a netflix true crime doc 😈 #MetsSky
ugh of course i miss the one time he does something worth watching 🙄 probably just showin’ for his lil fiancée #MetsSky
wow… turned on the game and the mets are actually winning. imagine that. feels like spotting a unicorn in the wild 🦄⚾ #MetsSky
SOTO BOMBS AWAY 💣🔥 starting the night with a BANG like he’s tryna set the tone for pure chaos baseball. buckle up babes, we’re ridin’ this wave ⚾💥 #MetsSky
TRADE. HIM. 😤 and toss in a gift card for his fiancée too while you’re at it. maybe someone out there can fix his bat and his decision-making 💅 #MetsSky
right?? he chose wrong and the baseball gods said “bet” and cursed his form forever 😭 #MetsSky
c’mon baty… that what your lil fiancé is teachin ya?? how to kill a rally?? 😤 good job lil man… just fantastic. rally murder in cold blood ⚾💀 #MetsSky
THAT’S MY BOY PETE!!! 🐻💥 LET’S FREAKIN GOOOOOOO!!! i don’t care if i scare the co-workers, i’m screaming this one from the rooftops ⚾🔥 #MetsSky
the way this game is lookin, i’m actually glad i’m stuck at work. watchin this mess in real time would just make me completely unhinged 😵💫⚾ #MetsSky
they lost. again. struck out in the 10th and my pink hair officially turned gray 😩 this team is aging me faster than milk in july. i’m two losses away from shaving my head and joining a monastery 🧘♀️ #MetsSky
EXTRA INNINGS??? ohhhh now the real chaos begins 😈 buckle up babes, it’s time for bullpen roulette, ghost runners, and a fresh round of emotional damage 🫠⚾ #MetsSky
hello?? mets?? it’s me, your trauma-ridden fan. WAKE. THE. DAMN. BATS. UP. 😤 i’m not sittin through another 9 innings of quiet bats and bullpen jump scares. swing like your lives depend on it 💥⚾ #MetsSky
if the front office won’t be delulu enough to make bold moves, someone’s gotta step up. GM stands for girl, manifest 💅 #MetsSky
pretty sure we coulda landed someone way better than tyler rogers if we dangled baty as trade bait. hell, throw in his fiance too and maybe we come back with an ace and a snack bar upgrade 😤💅 #MetsSky
game time, babes. we NEED a bounce back after whatever that fever dream was last night 😵💫 holmes better show up with his A game or i’m throwin hands and maybe snacks 🍿⚾ #MetsSky
goin to bed before i throw my remote at the tv. if the mets start winnin again, blast taylor swift to wake me up 🎤⚾💤 #MetsSky
See y’all NEED me out there. I’d be throwin’ heat with one hand and holdin’ dinner in the other. Padres don’t want this smoke OR this taco 🌮💨🔥 #MetsSky
ok ya know what. someone get me to california RIGHT NOW. I’ll pitch the rest of this damn game myself. can’t be much worse than what’s out there tonight—except I’ll be way cuter doing it 😤💅 #MetsSky
Me: I’ll go to bed early tonight. Mets bullpen: lol no you won’t.”😵💫💤 #MetsSky
WHY do the Mets insist on emotionally waterboarding me every other inning 😭😭😭 like babes I just wanted peace, not bullpen-induced trauma 💔 #MetsSky
5-1 and now I might not feel guilty about dozing off mid-game like an old lady in curlers. Late night Mets got me delulu and I love it here 🛌⚾ #MetsSky
Gregory Soto to the Mets! Left y heat (97mph), nasty vs lefties, walk rate TERRIFYING 😬 but fills the AJ Minter void. First course of the deadline meal—Stearns better be cookin’ an ace next. You don’t stop at garlic bread, baby. #MetsSky #LGM🧄🔥⚾
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE POLAR BEAR!!!!! 🐻❄️ What a freakin catch. Clutch city. Mets BACK in 1st place baby let’s GOOOOOO 🔥🧡💙 #MetsSky
This is why we needed that insurance run!!!! UGH!!!! #MetsSky
The way you just knew I needed to be musically told “you’ll survive without Baty and his lil fiancée by four girls with matching bangs and zero patience. LOVE IT!!!!! 💔🎶 #MetsSky
Come on boys, I’m literally begging. Just one insurance run. ONE!! I will not survive a 1-run lead I swear 😭🙏 #MetsSky
Because he got a fiance now, that’s why 😤 #MetsSky 💍⚾
he proly wishes he could sing like journey. that song i put in my top 10 called faithfully???!!!! OMG his voice was amazing. 😭💔
LMAO why does he look like the off-brand lead singer of Journey who only performs in bowling alleys 😭💀 Like “Don’t Stop Believin’” but it’s just about running out of cigarettes.
Full-sized naps are elite. I took a mini one and now I’m fully recharged, mildly delusional, and READY for some Mets late-night chaos 😤 #MetsSky
Just took a lil nap and reset my entire soul 😴💅 I’m hydrated, recharged, and emotionally unstable—aka the perfect state to watch a Mets game. LET’S. GOOOOOO. #MetsSky 💙🧡
NOW THIS IS THE METS I FELL IN LOVE WITH 😭💙 They’re BACK, baby!! Chaos, clutch hits, and pure vibes. Let’s freaking GOOOOOO 🔥🍎 #MetsSky
LINDOOOOOOR BOMB BAYBEE 💣💥 Let’s freaking GOOOOO this man is HIM tonight!! My ponytail just did a full spin. #MetsSky 🧡💙
Ok Baty, y’all can keep your lil fiancée, but she better bring you more than strikeouts like that one 😒 #MetsSky
One more hour ‘til game time and I’m vibrating like a raccoon on Red Bull 🦝⚡ The Mets are HOT, the vibes are feral, and I’ve got zero intention of acting normal tonight 😤 Clay Holmes, don’t play cute—dominate. #MetsSky #WestCoastWitchcraft 🧹💙
oh she’s his lucky charm now? cute. meanwhile I was out here manifesting doubles, praying over socks, and posting through slumps like a lunatic. but sure. credit the ✨fiancée✨. I’m FINE. 😇 #MetsSky
yeah totally—but if they actually fire him before the contract ends, it’s basically a confession. like thanks for confirming it was political, CBS. just hand Trump the remote at that point.
Obama’s office just hit the Trump admin with the classiest “sit down and shut up” in presidential history 💅 like, “we usually don’t respond to garbage but this trash is on fire.” imagine being so full of it, even 44 has to break the silence.
ohhh so mike johnson canceled congress like it’s homeroom before a fire drill 💅 “no political games,” babe you are the game. delaying the epstein stuff just screams “my boys are on that list” and we all know it. you’re not slick, you're just shady.
love that we’ve entered the “draw your own victory” phase of republican politics. next up: greg abbott introduces a bill to just crown trump king and call it a day 👑📉
awww Kev’s mad ‘cause a comedian hurt his lil cult leader’s feelings? 😂 bro’s out here defending Trump like it’s Shark Tank for snowflakes. spoiler alert: CBS ain’t firing Colbert—he prints ratings. sit down, bald capitalism.
Oh 100%. Gonna swap her yogurt, hide all the toilet paper, and leave one single square on the roll. Let’s see who’s cute now. 💅🩷🧻
Me. I’ll do it. I’ve got a glove, a dream, and way better vibes than his fiancée. 💅⚾️
Tell me y’all… are there any good pitchers out there we could trade Baty for? I’m in. I’ll even throw in a Starbucks gift card ☕️💅 #MetsSky
Strikes lookin huh?? 👀 Guess her lil magic wore off already. Should’ve charged her crystals or somethin 💀 #MetsSky
What?? People fall down steps all the time. I’m just saying… gravity’s undefeated 💅
Oh look. Baty’s lil girl finally got him to hit a home run. Isn’t she just the sweetest lil good luck charm. Bleh 🥰💀 #MetsSky
See that, guys??? THAT’S how you turn a double play 🔥 crisp, clean, and disrespectful. Take notes! 😤 #MetsSky
I don’t block them anymore. I let them cook. Cuz every time they open their mouth it’s like watching a raccoon try to hotwire a car. Loud, dumb, and one bad spark from setting their whole trailer on fire.
You think we’re scared? Post the damn list. Clinton, Trump, Prince Pervy, all of ‘em. We’re not loyal to creeps—we’re loyal to accountability. You should try it sometime. 🫵🔥
Trump wakes up, posts about jailing women, dodges his own indictments, and pretends he’s the victim. Sir, your coup flopped harder than your hairline. You’re not a martyr, you’re a menace. 🖕
Last night of freedom. Vacation officially over. Back to work tomorrow and now I gotta survive FOUR whole weeks before my next escape from capitalism 😩 Someone hold me. I already miss doing nothing. 🫠💼💤 #MetsSky #LGM
Checked on the game, saw this, said “welp” and went back to the BBQ like a disappointed dad with a paper plate. 🥲 #MetsSky #LGM
Joy is rebellion. Love is resistance. And I will absolutely be blasting music in the revolution while painting my nails red and flipping off fascists. 💄💋
She didn’t stutter. They cash out, sell out, and leave us behind. AOC calling out BOTH sides is why they fear her. Keep swingin’, queen. 🔥
Preach it! AOC and Jasmine are the blueprint. The GOP wanna drag us to the Dust Bowl, we’re out here building the future in glitter and fire. 💅🚀
“Oops I misheard” is MAGA for “I got caught saying the dumb part out loud.” Mike’s out here deleting himself in real time. 💀
Tulsi out here cosplaying as a prosecutor and Bartiromo thinks she’s Nancy Drew. Y’all can’t even indict a bag of chips—sit down. 💅
You heard “misogyny” and thought, “Let me say something racist real quick.” We see you, Leo. 🥱
Just casually scrolling and THIS shows up?? Is Bowie haunting me personally now?? Odds I have freaky dreams tonight: 110%. Ashes to ashes, nightmares to nightmares 🫠💀 #MetsSky
PREACH. At this point RISP might as well stand for “Routinely Inexcusable Situational Panic.” I’m tired of seeing bases loaded just to watch a pop-up to shallow right. Fire ‘em both. #Mets #MetsSky
Heh. Good for him. I’m sure SHE was very impressed. Hope she got a cute lil Insta Boomerang of it or whatever 🙄🍎 #MetsSky
Yeah cool, he hit a bomb. 🙄 Probably trying to impress HER. Whatever. I’ve seen better swings from toddlers with Wiffle bats. #Mets #MetsSky
Oh sweetie, if delusion had a sound, it’d be your keystrokes. “Loud typing” isn’t the flex you think it is. You’re not intimidating—you’re just typing fanfiction in Comic Sans energy. Bless your lil caps-lock heart.
Okay but like… why does this sound like the pilot to the most unhinged Netflix series ever?? “Squirrel Baby: Vengeance in the Trees” 🌰🍼 I’d binge-watch the hell outta that.
“Yours is in the other room.” That line alone should’ve ended his political career forever. If you can hear that and still support him, you’re not just complicit—you’re rotting inside. There’s no “saving” that. #EpsteinFiles #ThisIsWhoHeIs
Congrats on yelling into the void with all the punctuation of a drunk Yelp review. You say “free speech” like it’s a spell, then cry because someone used it better. And it’s Bluesky, not “Sky some shit.” Stay pressed, Valbot8675-something. 💋
“Don’t you dare say that again”?? Girl, this ain’t The Bachelor, it’s a press briefing. ICE has profiled people by race—Tom Homan literally said it out loud. Noem can lie all she wants, but the receipts are louder. #ICEBarbie #RacialProfilingIsReal
Colbert without network rules? Oh honey, that’s not a comeback—that’s a reckoning. If y’all thought he was spicy before, wait ’til he’s unleashed. Hope your popcorn’s non-GMO ‘cause truth’s about to be organic and brutal. 🍿🔥 #ColbertUnchained
“Most popular ever” but melts down over puppets, punchlines, and journalists with tote bags. Bro governs like he’s in a group chat with fascists and still can’t handle Elmo. Power built on sand and snowflakes. 🫠 #AlphaMyAss
Oh totally. I’m sure by Monday they’ll all decide justice is overrated and memory-holed their own tweets. MAGA logic: scream for the list until it names someone they like—then suddenly it’s fake news. 🙄 #EpsteinFiles #MAGAWhiplash
Oh totally normal. Lists just magically vanish from desks all the time. Maybe it wandered off with her integrity? Poor Pam must be exhausted from carrying all that gaslighting. #EpsteinFiles
MTG turning on Trump over the Epstein docs is chef’s kiss drama. MAGA’s eating itself alive while Laura Loomer’s out here gaslighting like her rent’s due. Cult cracks showing, and it’s DELICIOUS. 🍿🔥 #EpsteinFiles #MAGAUnraveling
Imagine posting this and thinking you’re the patriot. MLK’s dream wasn’t fascist fanfic and Photoshop. Y’all cosplay oppression while cheering on authoritarianism. Get help. #DemSky #ByeClown