i remember being really excited for the future because i thought it would be way better than *whatever the current moment was* that was nice
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i remember being really excited for the future because i thought it would be way better than *whatever the current moment was* that was nice
diabolical that everyone is casually bumping into harry styles in nyc but me (im not in nyc)
i also write in 2 posts on blueskyā¦ ITāS BETTER LIKE THIS!!
iām incapable of sending one text at a time
3 pm vibe
praying a man calls me ugly so i can hit him with this and scare him
i play hide and seek with my dog often (i always hide and he finds me). tonight after he found me, he ran off, ignored me when i called his name, and was lying on our guest bed in the dark WAS HE HIDING???
i love that kj apa is wearing a wig and fake teeth and releasing music as āmr fantasyā!! WHY NOT?!!
i love when celebrities are weird in a harmless way!!!
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okay we have decided to be kraken fans and WOW i didnāt know they played a billion games per season if you need me between october and april, please donāt
donāt even say that name around me
me after reading the same poem iāve read 200 times
okay what if i win the $1 billion powerball jackpot (i didnāt buy a ticket)
FIRST TURN OF THE ROUND
i saw the biggest wolf spider of my life in my auntās shower yesterday and now iām supposed to TAKE A SHOWER IN IT??
āsabrina carpenterās future son will hate thisā are we doing misogyny on behalf of a fictional man you just invented??
other pop music people, i want to know your manās best friend thoughts!! house tour is currently my fave my house is on pretty girl avenue!! well yes!! open.spotify.com/track/25jgQB...
just finished listening to manās best friend and iām happy to report that, contrary to early reviews on social media, itās fun and maybe yāall are just boring and crankyš
actually does anyone have his number bc iāll just call him instead
if rfk bans my anxiety meds my mom will single handedly get that man fired bc she will be the one getting my panic phone calls
i used a casabrews CM5418 with pre-ground espresso for two years almost daily before i committed to the more expensive machine + grinder and it made good iced lattes!
i LOVE my breville barista express
concept: i take a bunch of photos making exaggerated facial expressions and use them as imessage stickers
hiking up a treadmill at level 12 incline while trying to read tweets is a dangerous game
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i hate when my friends hang out without me
Mustāve just missed itā¦
they meant small like condensed
ābig day for the unemployedā do you think we were affording the eras tour jobless?? BIG DAY FOR GIRLBOSSES!!
iām overwhelmed what if she asks me to plan the wedding
weāve decided to start watching hockey this year and weāre trying to pick a team!! we prefer to root for a team from a state weāve lived in, so thatās the avalanche, kraken, and stars
if youāre a hockey fan, whatās your team?
āyou would love my new aerobics teacher! sheās 84 and kind of mean.ā
sort of iconic tbh
is it appropriate to send someone a voice memo of a long scream if they do something that annoys you
i love dying my dark brown hair a slightly darker brown for fall šÆļøi am not afraid of changešÆļø
if they wouldnāt go down to my knees i would be purchasing
if youāre tall, mens polo bear sweaters are 55% off at macys congratulations š
iām not saying this
youāve really stolen š from me
just heard myself talking in a video who is that???
sometimes we are so, SO different
You got a brand new Weāre Here yesterday! Hank answered the question weāve all been asking: whose idea was it for the Focus Friend beans to have butt cracks? Read it: werehere.beehiiv.com
i donāt know why we keep rehashing trumpās hands being bruised. every 80 year old i have ever been around has had bruises like that on their arms and hands. HE IS VERY OLD.
jd vance has been on 8 vacations this year but i feel luxurious going on 2 š¤Øš¤Ø
Ludwig was on Ask Hank Anything and thought it was a lifetime membership to Ask Hank Always
started watching gilmore girls and wore vanilla perfume today ITāS FALL IN THIS HOUSE!!
elon is really writing self insert fanfiction by saying āweā are gonna program it that way who is we?? certainly not the guy on twitter all day
thank you to whoever popularized saying something in all caps and following it up immediately with āwho said that?ā because that message format has become so important to me
iām saving this sentence for future use, thank you
While Elon Musk prepares to sue Apple because he says itās impossible to get Grok to #1 on the App Store, hereās a picture of me with @bobabria.bsky.social, the sole developer of the app that hit #1 on the App Store yesterday.
i searched focus friend in my messages and found early draft art and it was very wholesome
if i donāt know what a small object is thereās a 100% chance i will call it a fidget spinner. itās one of my bits and no one has ever thought it was funny but that has never stopped me.
āsocks are harder to knit than scarves!ā ok but have you ever made socks or scarves for a bean
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update: my husband got home and looked and said that it was just a tail on the ground so the lizard probably just ran off (this might be a lie because i was sobbing but who knows!!)
i felt a crunch under my bare foot and it was a baby lizard distraught
WE HAVE AC AGAIN!!
if mark ballas is back as a pro itās OVER for the rest of them!! this is for all 12 of my followers who watch dwts
i made several trays of small sphere ice yesterday to attempt a cute iced coffee video but i left the jar of spheres on the counter after filling it with the last trayā¦ jar of water šš
B finished his aeronautics degree! we cheer!!
Somehow I love coffee even more now. @hankgreen.bsky.social
some day our AC duct breaking and our house being 83 degrees will be a funny memory NOT FUNNY TODAY THOUGH
the guy who came out and looked at it said it should have been installed with some sort of metal adapter but it was just together with tapešµāš«
uh oh
we were having the same thought at the same moment
i made this
seeing yourself in new glasses is so weird like WHO IS THAT??
if itās 5pm where you are and you just finished work iām so happy for you
he needs to stop talking about them bc i just think of heršš
we are tiktok mutuals but have never interacted so she probably doesnāt even know i am her biggest fan
thereās this lady on tiktok who makes cookie cakes i am very passionate about and iām just always thinking about them SEND ME THE SCRAPS!!! who said that?
nooo i hope no one brought any cookiesā¦ i would hate a cookie right nowā¦ I HOPE A COOKIE DOES NOT APPEAR IN FRONT OF MEā¦
every time i open the weāre here email inbox
samešš
missing him open.spotify.com/track/4j6kId...
friendship over
ok well share the list
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proof of a mid-flight crisis
no one knows more about crime in DC than people who have never been there
todayās episode of āi have no idea how old famous people areā adam scott saying he graduated acting school in 1993
still no, unfortunately
since weāre doing podcast side quests now she should go on dh&j next
new album!! š§”š504 Gateway Timeoutš«ā¼ļø
well
šÆļøtaylor please donāt embarrass me on this podcastšÆļø
every swiftie right now
oh now itās personal
@hankgreen.bsky.social hankschannel please
working out with glasses on feels so ridiculous for some reason
