PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Why no makeup?
Judd Legum (@juddlegum.bsky.social) reposted
1. Trump says that the letter to Epstein is fake because the letter is "not the way I talk." Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said the letter is "not at all how he speaks or writes." JD Vance said the same thing. Does the letter sound like Trump? I investigated.
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
As with everything GOP, there must be a private company (and Trump donor) that will benefit from mass institutionalization. Just like prisons and pharmaceutical companies. Are any real journalists looking into this yet?
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
We say and wish that, but the most evil person I know personally (who happens to be a miniature version of DJT) is the same age, has survived brain tumor surgery, blindness, and unhealthy lifestyle, etc. and simply refuses to die. Apparently greed gives one super powers and an epic will to live.
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Which of her faces would you suppose is on her passport?
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social)
Once again, JD Vance sucked the life out of a room and Pope Francis couldn't recover. Conversation: VANCE: So how long've you been Pope? POPE: 12 years. V: OK. Good. *awkward silence*
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck this guy. Kids dead from measles & other avoidable diseases won't be dating or paying taxes. As a parent of a joyful, happy, loving kid w/ ASD, this is offensive. Any parent that would rather their kid be dead than autistic is sick.
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
...by a woke DEI trophy company
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Were there any comments from Vice Pissbaby Vance or the peanut gallery challenging Bukele for disrespecting the oval office by not showing up in a suit and tie? I hope he at least said, "thank you."
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Not ALL, but unfortunately enough of us are
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Amazed Fox called them "Trump Tariffs." Their writers have lost a step. Aren't these Biden tariffs, because in their minds he is somehow feeble-minded & senile yet also a cunning, devious, evil genius?
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy Crap, Lucky is a spitting image of our pup. We have no idea what breed he is. Any clues?
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
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PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Let's not jump to conclusions here. Has anyone investigated one level deeper to find the drag queen who MUST HAVE groomed CFO Wade? /s obviously
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Need to add "He would not be saying this if 14 body bags had come back after that mission UNDER A DEMOCRAT ADMINISTRATION." Since GOP, wouldn't have mattered to him either way.
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
So lemme get this straight: immigrants are stealing American agricultural jobs (which Americans refuse to do) AND academic opportunities (which American students are too dumb to qualify for). Perhaps immigrants aren't the problem 🤔
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Still, this stuck out: "[Bartell] shook as he watched her disappear. He thought, 'What the f— do I do?'" Maybe he should have thought, "What the f--- DID I do (by supporting Trump)?"
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Centrist Dem leadership always telling us, "now's not the time to fight, we'll get 'em next time" ... and next time, they capitulate and say "next time." Again and again. Candy ass losers.
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All in an effort to award MAGA celebrities Kennedy Center Honors, right? "Congrats" to Kid Rock, Scott Baio and Hulk Hogan, your 2025 (dis)honorees 🤢🤮
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd say at his favorite/most-used is the 5th
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there a single widely-trusted voice in our culture that can deliver that message + call to action? Hollywood? Nope (see: 2024 election). Athlete? Nope (cuz "Stick to Sports!1!). Media, religious leader, or politician? Don't make me laugh. Suggestions?
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
The term is just not resonating with the average American. Perhaps b/c they don't feel it yet and there's no follow up "what to do about it" message. Once Joe Six Pack feels the pain, it's already too late to do anything about it.
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll attribute it to him loving the current situation in PHX where there's no accountability from teammates. Phx has a leadership vacuum. Golden State team leaders have higher expectations for each other and will ride his casual ass daily.
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, makes you feel old seeing that Bill Russell played in 2017 #NBAsky #stats #WTF
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Apt image, but the problem is the rest of us are standing under the branch and will get crushed, too.
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure how military members today square their oath to both 1) support & defend the constitution and 2) obey orders from the president when #2 will try to use them as tools to shred #1
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
QB Jared Allen to the Cowboys for a smoked brisket
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
He'll say 6 million fewer watched on TV because they were there, braving the cold, in person. Largest crowd ever.
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh, duh US police union that backed Trump says January 6 pardons send ‘dangerous message’ www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
"Approximately 85% of law enforcement officers supported Donald Trump in the 2024 presidential election, according to a GOVX poll surveying current and former law enforcement professionals... (and) the Fraternal Order of Police (FOP), representing over 377K members, officially endorsed Trump"
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social)
Breaking promises BEFORE day one. The only MAGAs that are going to get what they voted for are the billionaires. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Clue #2: some, but not enough RCWs (Randomly Capitalized Words)
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
"You said you liked the gift. So you wouldn't have any qualms if I ate the gift receipt and it didn't exist anymore."
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure whether non-Darnold QB questions are allowed, but here goes: is 2025 the year the Cards finally move on from Kyler?
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
Cosplaying as crime fighters
PB Pretzel McGillicuddy (@pbpretzel.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as the suspect stays out of cops' cell phones, they'll never find him