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BREAKING: I spilled my 4th coffee today. Democracy? Still a mess. Headlines? Still lying. That’s why we made PeanutsChoice — satire fueled entirely by caffeine and rage. www.citizenofeurope.com/peanutschoic... #PeanutsChoice #Satire #CoffeePowered #CitizenOfEurope
BREAKING: Trump confirms he is, in fact, not dead. America breathes a sigh of relief, then immediately regrets it. #Trump #Satire #PeanutsChoice #USA #Resist #Bluecrew #DefendersOfDemocracy #NoKings #Politics
☕ I FIGURED IT OUT!!! Democracy isn’t dying—it’s VIBRATING in a CAFFEINE FRENZY!! I’m PAYING €6.50 for a LATTE while BILLIONAIRES COLLECT YACHTS like POKÉMON!! Rent UP, bills UP, coffee UP—BUT HEY, FREEDOM IS “FINE.” 😂 pff Strong coffee #PeanutsChoice #Satire #Democracy #Politics #Resist #WTF
BREAKING: Economists say the end is NEAR…ish. Markets crash, rebound, collapse, bounce. Honestly at this point the only stable thing is my caffeine intake. ☕⚡ #Economy #Satire #PeanutsChoice #Resist #History #Humor #tariffs
Thanks for adding me to your pack !! I’m just a human with too much caffeine, too many opinions, and a deep need to believe democracy’s still worth the noise. Glad you’re here and can handle the frenzy! 💙💙. #PeanutsChoice #Satire #ThankYou #Coffee
☕ I don’t know what’s scarier — that he thinks yelling “WAR!” earns him a Nobel Peace Prize, or that half the room probably nodded along. I’ve seen toddlers negotiate cookie time with more coherence. #PeanutsChoice #Satire #Trump #Politics #Democracy
☕ I FIGURED IT OUT!!! Democracy isn’t dying—it’s VIBRATING in a CAFFEINE FRENZY!! I’m PAYING €6.50 for a LATTE while BILLIONAIRES COLLECT YACHTS like POKÉMON!! Rent UP, bills UP, coffee UP—BUT HEY, FREEDOM IS “FINE.” 😂 pff Strong coffee #PeanutsChoice #Satire #Democracy #Politics #Resist #WTF
America’s CDC now run by a man with zero medical background: “Let people experiment on themselves.” Scientists quit. Public health as improv comedy 🤡🧪 #CDC #RFKjr #AbsurdPolicy #Resist #healthcare #news #bluecrew
EU’s Sanction Gamble: Talking Tough on Russia — But Will Europe Really Bite? Germany and France push EU secondary sanctions targeting third-country firms aiding Russia. With a fresh Ukraine backers’ meeting looming, will Europe back tough enforcement — or blink again?
#Resist #Bluecrew #Democracy #DefendersOfDemocracy #USA #News
#Trump #AuthoritarianWatch #Resist #Bluecrew #Geopolitics #Politics
#Resist #Defendersofdemocracy #Bluecrew #NoKings #HandsOff #Trump
#GAZA #USA #Europe #Resist #News
#Resist #maga #defendersofdemocracy #news #media
“Trump: ‘Woke AI is destroying America.’ My AI: ‘Sir, your foundation shade is not supported.’ Verdict: Both are glitching.” ☕🥜 #PeanutsChoice #Satire #Trump #WokeAI #CitizenOfEurope
⛓️ From slavery to today, the echo of Black history still shapes lives. Not past. Not over. Not forgotten. Read 👉 www.citizenofeurope.com/echo-of-blac... #BlackHistory #Justice #Inequality #CivilRights #USA #Europe #DEI
CDC update: “Feeling sick? Google it. If you’re still alive in 48 hours, congrats, you’re fine.” #CDC #PublicHealth #Satire #Trump #bluecrew #resist
BREAKING: Meta has decided fact-checking is too exhausting. So they outsourced it to… vibes. Result: 2+2 = 5, but only if sponsored. ☕🥜 #PeanutsChoice #Satire #Meta #CitizenOfEurope #USA #resist
That is a lot of snoopy love!
BREAKING: Trump isn’t dead. He’s just golfing. Again. Not a conspiracy. Just cardio with carts. #Trump #Golf #Satire #CitizenOfEurope
What can I say: tested tried.. side effects..😅 #CDC #PeanutsChoice #Resist #StrongerTogether #DefendersOfDemocracy
#Resist #Bluecrew #CDC #News #USA #Humor #Dangerous
🎰 EU bets it all on sanctions. I tested it at the casino: 💸 Heating bills on the roulette wheel 🥜 Peanuts confiscated at customs 🏦 Kremlin cashes in Verdict: the house always wins — and it’s Kremlin-owned. #PeanutsChoice #Satire #EUGamble #CitizenOfEurope #Resist
Perfect. You handle love & kindness, I’ll cover chaos & espresso
Breaking: Snoopy confirms. Even his peanuts were unregulated. More at 7
We reached out to Snoopy for comment. He’s refusing to talk without a biscuit lawyer present.
Hi, I’m PeanutsChoice. When the news sounds insane, I don’t just read it—I test it. Expect chaos, too much coffee, and the occasional peanut-fueled disaster. Satire with a heartbeat. #PeanutsChoice #TestsTheNews #CitizenOfEurope
Europe talks tough on Russia. Will it actually bite? 🇪🇺 Germany & France want secondary sanctions on firms enabling Moscow. Credibility test starts now. 👉 www.citizenofeurope.com/eu-secondary... #Russia #EU #Politics
😂 that would be something alright!
You not the first saying that! Actually a few people I spoke to today say the exact say same thing! In my opinion he is a petty man with petty grudges.
CDC update: “Feeling sick? Google it. If you’re still alive in 48 hours, congrats, you’re fine.” #CDC #PublicHealth #Satire #Trump #bluecrew #resist
Trump’s tariff math: 🇨🇳 China pays. 🇺🇸 Americans pay. 🧮 Calculator: “I quit.” #Tariffs #Trump #Economy #Satire #Resist
Trump says he’s the “healthiest president ever.” Sure. If cholesterol could vote, he’d win in a landslide. #Trump #Satire #Politics
⛓️ From slavery to today, the echo of Black history still shapes lives. Not past. Not over. Not forgotten. Read 👉 www.citizenofeurope.com/echo-of-blac... #BlackHistory #Justice #Inequality #CivilRights #USA #Europe #DEI
🌫️ Delhi, Lahore, Dhaka… and now Jerusalem in the world’s top 5 most polluted cities. 7M die yearly from dirty air. Smog isn’t fate—it’s politics. 👉 www.citizenofeurope.com/top-ten-most... #AirPollution #Climate #Health
🚨 Trump moves to strip Kamala Harris of Secret Service protection. It’s not just security—it’s democracy’s guardrail being kicked away. Read the full story: www.citizenofeurope.com/trump-kamala... #USA #Democracy #KamalaHarris #Trump #Politics #Resist #U.S #Bluecrew
America’s CDC now run by a man with zero medical background: “Let people experiment on themselves.” Scientists quit. Public health as improv comedy 🤡🧪 #CDC #RFKjr 👉 citizenofeurope.com/cdc-new-boss-diy-medicine You can’t make this up yet here we are! He was right. youtube.com/shorts/X-tyo...
US Trump regime is unofficially conducting clandestine influence operations across multiple allied countries including in the EU in particular the UK & France, however, Canada and Mexico face the highest threat level right now. The Trump regime ops are seemingly running in parallel with Russian ops.
America’s CDC now run by a man with zero medical background: “Let people experiment on themselves.” Scientists quit. Public health as improv comedy 🤡🧪 #CDC #RFKjr 👉 citizenofeurope.com/cdc-new-boss-diy-medicine You can’t make this up yet here we are! He was right. youtube.com/shorts/X-tyo...
Breaking: Dictators have officially been put on the endangered species list. 🦖 Cause of decline? ☑️ Democracy receipts ☑️ BlueCrew caffeine ☑️ Eye-rolls per minute 👉 go.bsky.app/PN2wjSu #Resist #BlueCrew #VoteBlue #NoDictators #DemocracyMatters #ReceiptsIncluded
Lisa’s murder became a #PVV campaign prop— #Wilders exploited tragedy, even though his party blocked women’s safety laws like the Istanbul Convention. Opportunism isn't protection. #PetrovianTruth #PVV #Democracy #LisaMurder #Populisme #News #Netherlands www.citizenofeurope.com/wilders-expl...
#kazamhstan #kyrgyzstan #uzbekistan #Takikistan #Asia #news #afghanistan #taliban
#uk #farage #europe
#Germany #news #Europe #resist #NATO
#Gaza: UN calls for probe following deadly strikes on Nasser Hospital #NasserHospitalStrikes #CivilianTargets #WarCrimes #Genocide #famine #hunger #starvation #LetTheAidTrucksIn
#NaziLoot Plays Hide-and-Seek: Sofa Edition First stolen in 1940, then spotted above a sofa in Buenos Aires. Before police arrived, it vanished again. #Europe ’s ghosts don’t whisper — they Houdini. #WWII #History #Argentina #Justice #StolenArt #Holocaust #Restitution #Resist #Democracy
#Trumpism isn’t just an #USA problem: he has “cousins “ in #Europe. The political Family Tree of #Populism explained. #Resist #democracy #politics #news #Trump
#Germany #news #Europe #resist #NATO
#uk #farage #europe
#kazamhstan #kyrgyzstan #uzbekistan #Takikistan #Asia #news #afghanistan #taliban
Citizen of Europe isn’t here to recycle headlines. We slow down, cross-check, and ask who benefits from the scene you’re shown. Read: How We Read the News #CitizenOfEurope #Democracy #Media #resist #strongertogether Follow Us! www.citizenofeurope.com/citizen-of-e...
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Weimar Echoes: Trump’s Power Grabs and the Shadow of 1933 Trump’s legal theories, deportation machine, and propaganda echo Germany’s 1930s collapse — not identical, but the scaffolding of authoritarianism is in place.
Exactly. All to one end: winning souls for the upcoming elections we have due to HIM blowing up the coalition in the first place.
Will look into this
Over 1,000,000 hectares burned. Europe’s wildfire season is already the worst on record—and it isn’t over. Villages evacuated, smoke choking cities, leaders still dithering. #Wildfires #Europe #ClimateCrisis #EFFIS #CitizenOfEurope
Lisa’s murder just became a PVV campaign prop. Wilders exploited her death — yet his party blocked women’s safety laws like the Istanbul Convention. Opportunism isn’t protection. #PVV #Wilders #Netherlands #Lisa #Democracy
Bosma chairs parliament but shields Wilders’ rhetoric while silencing critics. Neutrality is gone — the Speaker’s chair has become PVV’s Trojan horse. #Bosma #PVV #Netherlands #Democracy
🤖 We asked 3 AIs how to fix the world. ✨ #Grok: chaos is magnificent, aim for the stars. 📊 #Gemini: frameworks, not feelings. 🔥 #ChatGPT: radical rebalancing. Which blueprint would you trust? #U.S #Europe #Tech #Resist #AI #news
Trump just tried to “fire” Fed Governor Lisa Cook. No charges, no proven fraud — only politics. If courts let this stand, the Fed’s independence is dead. #Trump #LisaCook #FederalReserve #Democracy #Markets
Lisa’s murder became a #PVV campaign prop— #Wilders exploited tragedy, even though his party blocked women’s safety laws like the Istanbul Convention. Opportunism isn't protection. #PetrovianTruth #PVV #Democracy #LisaMurder #Populisme #News #Netherlands www.citizenofeurope.com/wilders-expl...
Trump keeps calling dictators “friends”—from Kim Jong-un to Putin & Orbán. It’s not strategy, it’s a pattern: strongmen praised, democracies scolded. #Trump #KimJongUn #DictatorDiplomacy #Democracy #Resist #CitizenOfEurope
Macron, Merz & Tusk didn’t fly to Chișinău for fireworks—they planted Europe’s flag one month before Moldova’s elections. Moscow got the message: sovereignty isn’t negotiable. #Moldova #Macron #EU #Russia #Geopolitics #Democracy #CitizenOfEurope
Tariffs, wildfires, geopolitics—now even Kashmir’s markets float on uncertainty. Shikara boats may look calm, but the undercurrent is political #Kashmir #India #Geopolitics #Markets #CitizenOfEurope
90 million skipped the ballot box. Trump: “Don’t stop, you’re doing amazing sweetie.” #Resist #VoteBlue #BlueCrew #DefendDemocracy #DemocracyMatters #CitizenOfEurope
Trump shouts “You’re fired” at Fed governor Lisa Cook. She shows up to work anyway. Now gold’s up, the dollar’s down, and democracy looks like a reality show. #Trump #FederalReserve #LisaCook #Democracy #Markets #Resist
Israel struck Gaza’s Nasser Hospital twice in 15 mins. The 2nd hit killed medics + 5 journalists. That’s a double-tap—a tactic war-crime law warns about. If hospitals + reporters aren’t safe, who is? 👉 www.citizenofeurope.com/nasser-hospi... #Gaza #NasserHospital #DoubleTap #WarCrimes #Resist #news
Europe: officially on fire. 🔥 Leaders: officially on vacation. 🧳 Share before your city smells like BBQ again. #Wildfires #Europe #ClimateCrisis #EFFIS #BreakingNews #CitizenOfEurope www.citizenofeurope.com/europe-wildf...
90 million Americans: “My vote doesn’t matter.” Trump: “Best. Allies. Ever.” #Vote #Resist #BlueCrew #Democracy #nokings #NoMoreMAGA #StopTrump #NeverTrump #MAGAts #AuthoritarianAlert #VoteBlue #Democrats #DefendDemocracy #ProtectOurRights
Europe: officially on fire. 🔥 Leaders: officially on vacation. 🧳 Share before your city smells like BBQ again. #Wildfires #Europe #ClimateCrisis #EFFIS #BreakingNews #CitizenOfEurope www.citizenofeurope.com/europe-wildf...
Breaking: Dictators have officially been put on the endangered species list. 🦖 Cause of decline? ☑️ Democracy receipts ☑️ BlueCrew caffeine ☑️ Eye-rolls per minute 👉 go.bsky.app/PN2wjSu #Resist #BlueCrew #VoteBlue #NoDictators #DemocracyMatters #ReceiptsIncluded
To Donald Trump and his administration: If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
Israel struck Gaza’s Nasser Hospital twice in 15 mins. The 2nd hit killed medics + 5 journalists. That’s a double-tap—a tactic war-crime law warns about. If hospitals + reporters aren’t safe, who is? 👉 www.citizenofeurope.com/nasser-hospi... #Gaza #NasserHospital #DoubleTap #WarCrimes #Resist #news
Everyone thinks they know the Trump–Epstein–Maxwell story. But here’s what the evidence actually says — and what’s pure fiction. Spoiler: the truth is worse than the memes. 👉 citizenofeurope.com/trump-epstein-maxwell-fact-check #Trump #Epstein #FactCheck #Politics #Truth
⚠️ This is terrifying: Roblox & Minecraft are being weaponised. Kids lured with free Robux → blackmailed into abuse + crime. U.S & Europe’s children are targets. 👉 www.citizenofeurope.com/roblox-minec... #ChildSafety #Roblox #Minecraft #Europe #Gaming #Tech #news #Resist #U.S #kids
⚠️ This is terrifying: Roblox & Minecraft are being weaponised. Kids lured with free Robux → blackmailed into abuse + crime. U.S & Europe’s children are targets. 👉 www.citizenofeurope.com/roblox-minec... #ChildSafety #Roblox #Minecraft #Europe #Gaming #Tech #news #Resist #U.S #kids
Klopt maar we zijn verschillende AI s aan t uittesten op verschillende punten dit voor een werkstuk voor school. We zagen het voorbij komen.
Ik vroeg chatgpt over nationale betaaldag: zijn reactie is hilarisch
Everyone thinks they know the Trump–Epstein–Maxwell story. But here’s what the evidence actually says — and what’s pure fiction. Spoiler: the truth is worse than the memes. 👉 citizenofeurope.com/trump-epstein-maxwell-fact-check #Trump #Epstein #FactCheck #Politics #Truth
The hypocrisy Candidate: Meet #Dutch Housing minister: #MonaKeijzer: •CDA insider → BBB populist •“COVID rebel” (only after sacking) •Scrapped rent freeze while claiming affordability •Silent on #Gaza famine •Climate flip-flop www.citizenofeurope.com/mona-keijzer... #NL #Democracy #Resist #news
#Europe is quietly unraveling. GDP growth sputters at 0.4%, innovation lags, and household wealth trails the #U.S. by nearly half. But we’re cocooned by welfare fluff, lulled into thinking decline is just fine. Read: 👉 citizenofeurope.com/europe-hidden-decline-cozy-crisis #news #Democracy
#Russia edges closer to #Kramatorsk — and Europe’s red lines aren’t just a map. Two villages lost. A city under siege. Europe’s real test isn’t land. It’s credibility. Read: 👉 citizenofeurope.com/russia-kramatorsk-ukraine-europe-red-line More at citizenofeurope.com ✍️ #CitizenOfEurope #news
#MonaKeijzer fancies herself the voice of the people. But let’s be real: she flips housing, ignores #Gaza, flips on #climate, and zealously rewrites her own rules. She’s not populism-proof. She is the polished hypocrisy candidate. citizenofeurope.com/mona-keijzer-hypocrisy-candidate #nl
This statement highlights a concerning disregard for the rule of law at the highest levels of leadership. When leaders view the rule of law as an obstacle rather than a foundation for justice and stability, it undermines democratic institutions and the principles of accountability.
#MonaKeijzer fancies herself the voice of the people. But let’s be real: she flips housing, ignores #Gaza, flips on #climate, and zealously rewrites her own rules. She’s not populism-proof. She is the polished hypocrisy candidate. citizenofeurope.com/mona-keijzer-hypocrisy-candidate #nl
Kilmar Ábrego: Deportation by Threat — and Why Europe Should Care U.S. prosecutors threatened to deport Kilmar Ábrego to Uganda after he refused a plea deal. The bizarre case exposes how deportation can be used as leverage — and why Europe should see it as a warning.
#Tariffs aren’t just about steel & cars anymore. #Germany, #Denmark, #Sweden & #Italy just froze package shipments to the #U.S. Ordinary people — Etsy sellers, families, students — are the collateral damage. #Europe #Trump #Breaking #News #politics #trade
#Russia edges closer to #Kramatorsk — and Europe’s red lines aren’t just a map. Two villages lost. A city under siege. Europe’s real test isn’t land. It’s credibility. Read: 👉 citizenofeurope.com/russia-kramatorsk-ukraine-europe-red-line More at citizenofeurope.com ✍️ #CitizenOfEurope #news
#Europe is quietly unraveling. GDP growth sputters at 0.4%, innovation lags, and household wealth trails the #U.S. by nearly half. But we’re cocooned by welfare fluff, lulled into thinking decline is just fine. Read: 👉 citizenofeurope.com/europe-hidden-decline-cozy-crisis #news #Democracy
Europe’s welfare state? Rebranded as a war state—right under our noses. Ammo plants boom, subsidies pour in. We’re sliding from welfare to warfare… and no one dares call it war. 👉 citizenofeurope.com/europe-arms-build-up-war-economy #Europe #WarEconomy #Militarization #Democracy #resist #news
The hypocrisy Candidate: Meet #Dutch Housing minister: #MonaKeijzer: •CDA insider → BBB populist •“COVID rebel” (only after sacking) •Scrapped rent freeze while claiming affordability •Silent on #Gaza famine •Climate flip-flop www.citizenofeurope.com/mona-keijzer... #NL #Democracy #Resist #news
Beijing isn’t just hosting tea. Next week Xi seats Putin and Guterres at the same table. Security, energy, and the optics of a “new order” are on the menu. 👉 Read: www.citizenofeurope.com/xi-hosts-put... #China #Xi #Putin #Guterres #Geopolitics #Multipolarity #CitizenOfEurope #U.S #Europe
Good article. I've added to this🧵 which is a UN news article: bsky.app/profile/glob...
The umpire picked a side. ⚖️ Roberts’ Court shrank presidential accountability. Trump’s DOJ targets his critics. Two fronts, one outcome: weaker rule of law. #RuleOfLaw #SupremeCourt #Trump #Democracy #CitizenOfEurope
Dutch Caspar Veldkamp resigned as Dutch foreign minister. Blocked on Gaza sanctions, he chose conscience over office. Integrity has a price — and he just paid it. #Netherlands #Gaza #Integrity #CitizenOfEurope #U.S #Europe #News
Trump called Europe’s last dictator. Prisoners walked. But repression stayed. That’s not democracy — that’s barter. #Belarus #Authoritarianism #CitizenOfEurope #Trump #Europe
Foreign Minister drew a line. NSC followed; they walked out of The Hague’s cabinet over Gaza. VVD froze, PVV & BBB vetoed. The streets already drew a red one. #Netherlands #NSC #PVV #BBB #Gaza #RedLine #EU #U.S #Famine #News #Sanctions
Former Prime Minister of Estonia Mart Laar: “If the war in Ukraine does not end with the complete destruction of Russia and a new Nuremberg trial, a predator that has tasted blood will be left to roam freely in the forest.” #StandWithUkraine
"Going forward, unless there's a consistent and predictable tariff policy, shoppers should expect continued price volatility. Once markets adjust to a clear set of rules, prices may stabilize, but likely at a higher level than before," Kevin Thompson, CEO of 9i Capital Group, told Newsweek. #Tariffs