Yeah, I'm a fan of A24. A24-year-old movie called Little Nicky.
she/her lord of the rings megafan, can't read
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Yeah, I'm a fan of A24. A24-year-old movie called Little Nicky.
I get excited whenever I find 7 for all mankind jeans at the thrift store so I think to myself "well perhaps I should just buy some new as a nice treat" and THEY ARE $220??? they're nice but they're not THAT nice! robbery!!
Paw Patrol exists to sell fruit snacks and it's pretty impressive how they've managed to do all that with no show or movies!
oh jack, draw me like one of your cat girls
she's got so much vim and even some vinegar
most of my imposter syndrome comes from the paperwork surrounding special.ed bc this shit is so convoluted and confusing
shein turned luigi into a twink
I'm on a dinner date what do I do he's so cute and I'm nervous
budgeting is important for a big family!
the ber months are not supported by roblox servers
must be a pretty common bug, so weird!
did you know we can't play cocomelon on our TV or it will break? yeah it's crazy but sometimes you just gotta watch literally anything else
Santa Feans 🤝 Burqueños Yeah of course Uncle Fester is from Albuquerque
I love comments about Albuquerque that are like "we won't leave our hotel when we stay here" What is it like to be the tuft of hair on a pampered Pomeranian? How vlcan you speak when you are a fading portrait of a Victorian child? Oh to be a most delicate flower composed solely of gossamer strands
I think we need to stop saying that people hate crime. They like punishment. There are clear ways to reduce crime that involve systemic investment in communities but we avoid doing that in favor of ever more militarized policing because too many people in power like punishment.
Oh yeah I wanna feel those feelings again
Donny (raccoon) and Walter (bear) are legitimately funny and the show is lovely
these characters should get so much more attention and cute merch
I did get to let a bunch of kids pick vegetables on Friday and they were delighted and that's what ultimately matters here all the adults involved be damned
the only people who have said anything nice about this garden are the custodians (almost always the best people at a school tbh)
I went to water the school garden and I guess I need to call campus police to do that and didn't know so I got a grumpy lecture phone call, doing anything extra or nice for kids gets you nothing but shit on
Me: melting down every time I invite people over to my house for dinner Also me: I could host an underground supper club
It's ok to believe in fairies for, you know, a little bit!
oh I thought she went from seven to eight but yeah either way the waldorf thing is like "eh you'll read when you feel like it"
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give the people what they want
"Frankenstein was the doctor." Wrong. He was an undergraduate.
Why does this have the exact same energy as one of those gross cooking fetish videos
I started following a labor & delivery nurse on Instagram and with every post I get more angry about how shitty my attending nurse was, she let me suffer unproductivity for hours and didn't listen and didn't suggest any other strategies and is probably the reason my tailbone is permanently fucked up
It is definitely aurora season
no that's a pill to treat psoriasis
saw a vid of a woman describing how different homes / families have unique smells & was on board until she described the sleeping over at a friend's house who ate chicken nuggets, a food she was never "forced" to eat, coming home and needing a shower bc she could smell "fried beige food" on herself
she's seven and has a birthday somewhere in there, I think
Bluey! Im not fully up to date on it, haven't watched in a bit but she is saying "that's a BUH sound" when she sees a B and there's at least one ep where she asks someone to read something for her
Isildur!
bluey is at least a little bit to blame for mainstreaming eight year olds who can't read yet
you either die a teacher or live long enough to see yourself become the instructional coach
much like teaching teenagers, this will all bear fruit in about 5 years lol
my cookies and cream flavored powdered colostrum is the purest substance on earth
Linus needs to understand the importance of reteaching for mastery before advancing onto more complex topics
when seth rogan dies the dispensaries will have their tube men dancing at half mast
this morning: ah! Ah! Stop tickling! Help I need the good Samaritan!
I have a conspiracy theory that a lot of furniture restorer Instagram accounts are slapping a shitty paint job on those dressers and then stripping it off for the video
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
this is why I pay for photoshop
Vintage chonkus. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.
just heard the bell toll, don't give a fuck who that's for, not my business
Hey all! I'm Nora and I have a handmade fused glass store focused on jewelry and game tokens. I'd love to sell you something nice! Bolo ties nora.jewelry/collections/... Oval Pendants nora.jewelry/search?q=ova... Dangly Earrings nora.jewelry/collections/... Game Tokens nora.jewelry/collections/...
and sometimes they have the audacity to complain when you're out of something! when do you want me to manifest groceries, people??
he was actually dead but someone played wake me up inside and he popped right back up
today was just practice for the real thing
(I'm getting a lot of "bruh" this year but you know I haven't heard a single skibbidi toilet reference yet that's a win)
...peaked in high school so it's possible me: yeah how's it going for him now kid: bruh kid 2: good point
(discussing Maslow's hierarchy of needs w/ students) kid: I can't reach self actualization I'm too young me: right, most ppl won't ever kid 2: you can reach your goals when you're young, I could me: it's not good to peak in HS, you got a lot of years left after that kid 2: but Justin Bieber...
Like if you could combine these two things and have a countdown as each activity starts and changes color as you go on to the next. I just don't know how else to explain "four hours" with any other words that's going to satisfy him
I need a product for my kid that combines an Alzheimer's clock, a visual timer, and a visual routine planner because trying to explain to my kid that we play until dinner and then after dinner he can go on PBS kids is not working. He ate a snack and was like "ok I ate dinner" and just gets mad
I don't think I'm particularly extroverted but to me the worst day is one spent doing at home doing nothing, I hate it and it makes me feel useless. COVID lockdown and then having a newborn was like a perfect storm of depression for me
im bad at entertaining my kid at home but that makes sense because I'm bad at entertaining myself at home, I'm a "leave the house" kind of person
They are loading that man in the car like a toddler
In this ep they bring up someone claiming that seed oils makes us more *homicidal* than our ancestors and uh, my guy, there was nothing people loved more in history than some homicide
Last night they held the 101st annual burning of zozobra—a giant effigy of a man representing all the bad things in the year—and the biggest "gloom" that people gave him to take away was ⬇️ Ive never been, but if it happened idk I might have to start attending this thing
despite being not affiliated with any religion,we send my kid to a religious daycare. it's been totally fine, but mentions of donkeys has gone up by 200%
they're zoing your zobra in new mexico
we all deserve some good news
you all stop STOP getting my hopes up I CAN NOT take it
a British narrator started talking on this one video game and my kiddo shrieked I DON'T WANT THAT MAN TO TALK
she's right you know
I'd like to think that halfway through writing that piece id realize I'm the baddie and delete everything and perhaps go live in the forest
i hope that every politician who voted to confirm rfk jr lives the rest of their lives vividly aware of every single moment of suffering they caused. I hope they never have another moment of peace, I hope they never sleep without breaking out in a cold sweat in the middle of the night. I hope they
The results are in from Source's survey of Zozobra glooms. More here: sourcenm.com/briefs/by-th...
ugh my heart
I don't think feet should sweat, what's the point of that? Im hot and walking around in puddles all day??
we used to get a day off from school to go to the fair
keeping it classy
Interdimensional Portal Of The Day
Hey just a quick question, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Tell me not, in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream!— For the soul is dead that slumbers, And things are not what they seem. Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not its goal; Dust thou art, to dust returnest, Was not spoken of the soul. - Longfellow
got an email that the wheel museum will be holding a lecture on the history of parking meters, and I'm not NOT intrigued
explaining, poorly, to my kid about how regular markers don't work on the dry erase board; yes I know they *work* but like they don't work I'm sorry I wish I could tell you why but this is one of life's mysteries
my kid has a t shirt with a fire truck on it that happens to have the number 47, and I don't really have him wear it outside of sleeping bc I don't want ppl to think we're supporters
Oh I'm sorry that's a lot to deal with all at once ♥️
Finally your children can beat those dogs
Some under-the-sea themes with Finding Nemo and The Little Mermaid
my students are so cynical already it's so depressing
i’m ready to stop seeing the murder weapon. all these sick little freaks scribble references to other mass killers on their guns and it typically isn’t more than an in-group signal to their fellow mass-murder enthusiasts. there’s no need to engage with it on social media.
we were going over Maslow's hierarchy of needs today and the kids were like "but I don't really ever feel safe" but we're all just expected to keep on keepin on with a constant background static of fear and bigotry
they cut down a tree at our school and left the trunk laying on the ground so this morning the kids are surrounding it like vultures on a deer carcass
they at her neck in the comments 😂
Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass
"Liz if we get married, promise me you won't leave me to go eat pizza" "I promise it won't be pizza"
Abby I'm still thinking about this. Is the husband she left to go cavorting around the world the same husband she left to go slowly kill a lesbian? Or is this a second husband. Im just full of questions
Today, in the MIDDLE OF AN IMPORTANT MEETING, my boss (man) screamed out and said "I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT I HAVE HUGE NEWS. HUUUUUGE NEWS" and folks my fucking heart stopped thinking It finally happened. But it was just the Taylor Swift engagement 😭😭😭😭
he's not here for any of this revisionist pirate history
This should have been the only thing we talked about today tbh
this is gonna be one helluva Julia Roberts movie
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