So unfortunate…but luckily she’s so lovely all thoughts of her are kinda forgotten!
There’s nothing better than a nice cup of tea, a bit of cake and a sit down. Pusher of the gay agenda 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️, does anyone have any AOB?
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So unfortunate…but luckily she’s so lovely all thoughts of her are kinda forgotten!
Yeah, same. I think it was because she unfortunately looks a bit like Katie Hopkins 😬 but she seems lovely and good fun.
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Claire my fave so far! But yeah, all lovely.
And all she did was filled pasta 🤷♀️ Everyone else is so nice.
Catching up on Masterchef and so pleased to see the Italian woman go. Moody, rude, miserable. Face of thunder and arms crossed. Couldn’t even be bothered to hold the door open for her fellow contestants. Off you fuck! (Rarely mean about ‘normal’ people on TV like this but she wound me up!)
Think I just bow out now. Can’t be arsed trying to distill my thoughts and opinion into one post so that every single possibility and caveat is suitably covered so someone doesn’t shit the bed over it.
Remember seeing this at the cinema. Absolute WTF blast.
💯 agree
Apparently they’re doing a prequel about her. Not sure it’s needed…but could be fun. Loved the Benny Hill style chase at the end, had something of the Monty Python about it.
They were really good, I just didn’t get why - what was the benefit? She was ill and I presumed the children were to make her better/live longer, but they didn’t really mention this.
RHS Hampton Court Palace flower festival. Loved it!
Actually finished a book on holiday which is now very rare. Really enjoyed it but it’s left me with so many questions 😩
Two episodes into S2 of Peacemaker and I’m bailing. The humour is so try-hard and cringe AF and there’s just no story or plot. I’m bored.
This was an interesting one. Enjoyed it overall. Thought the end was great fun but I wanted more. I found the villain too similar to the Longlegs one in that they just seemed tonally at odds with the film & distracting. I just didn’t get the point of why. Cast were great & looked great.
Me on my way to the rapture
I mean, I get some of them were new vamps but still, just found it laughably bad and lazy.
It was great until the vampires attacked then it was a rushed boring mess. Then the sun came up and they all burn…seriously?! One of the most lazy endings to a film ever. It had so much going for it then they just seemed to struggle or got bored.
Yeah we always keep meds with us. Only other time this has happened is when I went to Colombia - bags didn’t arrive for several days and had to wear my friend’s boyfriend’s clothes (he was size of The Rock). Worst is the email they sent, ‘thank you for letting us know your baggage is delayed’ 😡
Yeah, luckily! On the way there we split the flights over two days whereas coming back we had a 1.5hr transfer window. Just glad I’ve got my toothbrush with me in my carry-on!
Brilliant. Our cases are a no-show. Thanks BA. 😑
Looks perfect! Just landed at Heathrow and getting connecting flight to Manchester. I’ll be amazed if it’s not raining there.
I’m guessing he’s never seen Such Brave Girls. A comedy about depression, being gay and is deeply dark and hilarious. These irrelevant cunts just showing themselves up for being so out of the loop it’s embarrassing, whilst the media pander to the useless pricks.
Please stop giving this cunt airtime. As if anything he says is relevant.
Thanks Oh don’t worry, my friends have taken great glee in telling me! But that’s fine, after this week of hot weather I’m actually looking forward to autumn 🍁
Well, bye Croatia. It’s been toasty hot but lovely. Back home for autumn and Christmas countdown!
It was a Babić but different producer. Called Markus winery. Proper heavy, serious red wine - Christmas Day vibes. Delicious.
So good! Just had a glass but the bottle was €75 🫠
So tempted but don’t think we have room! And the tasting has annoyed us. €50 for four glasses and a meat and cheese board. Only realised after that if you bought them separately it was only €35 - so we’ve paid €15 each just to get the blurb from the lovely lady. Which she gives everyone anyway 😠
I can forgive Croatia for being a big cig-loving smoky-joe country because their wine is so fucking good. Not had a single bad glass. Which makes it extra rude that you just can’t get it at home.
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Well Split is not for me. Beautiful place but on an evening it’s like Leeds on a Saturday night. Full of drunk screaming awful people. Too old for this shit.
Amazing, would love to do a drive-in. Just need someone to make out with in the backseat. Or bully the husband into it.
One of my favourites, was lovely to see it outdoors and in the open. It’s about 30° here, scorchio ☀️ 🥵
Open air cinema night #Heyyouguys
Split is HOT 🥵 Bit too busy for us. Trying to find places away from the crowds of people and the constant smoking (it’s everywhere, and so grim).
Wish I’d stayed in Hvar, sorry Split, it’s a no from me.
I think I’ve seen that, some weird kids TV series? But can’t remember it. S2 of Slasher is great ‘Guilty Party’ - really nasty in places but good gruesome fun. I didn’t bother with S1, got bored. S3 and 4 was good too.
*something 🙄
Oh. I’m talking about subserving totally different - Slasher series. If you’ve not watched it give it a go!
Ooh is this new?! I’ve watched the others and they’re such good fun. The one in the snowy mountains, the new year killer? And the rich people in an island! Nuts but ridiculously gory. Oh, and the period one set in London or did I imagine that?! The journalist getting crushed in her print press 😂
Fucking hell, Hvar has been taken over by endless groups of super posh 18 year old English children. So. Fucking. Posh. So irritating. Bring back the booming Americans!
💯 And they just exude smug twatness too.
That’s reassuring.
No way! That’s flown by. It still makes me laugh that whenever you mentioned ‘Babyface’ I thought you were referring to the chap 😂 Congrats! 🥂
So many American guys with perfectly ripped gym bodies but with faces like 12 year olds. It’s really fucking weird. And none of them are attractive. I mean, conventionally they are but nahhh.
Lovely little swim in the sea. Although I’ll never get rid of the Jaws theme whenever I’m in the sea.
He also had a face that was so unbelievably puncheable. Had an amazing body & the face of a smug 17 year old. I’ve never smoked yet could tell it was all performative, didn’t even inhale. And yes, I totally fixated on him and now I’m his immortal enemy and wish nothing but death to his bloodline.
The hotel has a pool bar that sits 6-8 people. One young twat sat there for an hour and smoked, no joke, about 8 cigs. Just lit one after another and vaped in between. I just can’t comprehend the selfishness of smokers. Cunts.
They love to fucking smoke. It’s relentless. And I really struggle with it. Beautiful restaurant in a little cobbled alley with tables close to each other and there’s always some cunt smoking. Not just smoking, chain smoking. And I find it so selfish and inconsiderate, I just can’t comprehend it.
Honestly, if you light a cigar in the middle of a restaurant, even if it’s outside, you’re a fucking cunt. A selfish inconsiderate fucking cunt. And yeah, they’re all American. Finished your meal and having a nice cigar are you? Fuck the people 2 ft from your table who are still eating. CUNTS
So many of these are hit or miss but this one was a definite hit. The snot trail at the end being the most horrific part of it 😂
Fucking hell. I just can’t fathom how miserable and pathetic your life must be to end up being this much of a prick on social media. Mind-boggling.
Oh I’d marry him tomorrow. Soz Linda.
Breaking Bad
Bob’s Burgers I would kill for Linda.
Just ridiculous. So ignorant.
Yup, pretty much it. We’re surrounded by different nationalities but they’re the only ones you can hear. Just now, couple sat down and waiter walks over, “do we order with you?” They make everything unnecessarily awkward and confrontational. And so fucking loud. 😑
My god, Americans are fucking loud. No matter where they are you can hear their booming voices and grating accents. I love Americans in America but there’s something about American tourists, they just have such an air of arrogance and entitlement. Every interaction is awkward & overly complicated.
They look like the shit glasses you got at the cinema during the 3D craze a while back.
I know, like a right who’er!
Yadda yadda yadda hot dogs or something
To be fair, don’t think she’s directly under it - more against it. But it’s a huge thick winter one so maybe she likes the weight, like a weighted blanket which are meant to be calming for dogs.
Jesus, she snores like a train! Atti also gets up. The sitter must be pinned in with them two on the bed. I couldn’t cope. They’re 40 and 45kg of dog!
No, she does it every time we’re away. We don’t let her up on the bed and she takes full advantage of the 18 year old sitter. She started off on corner of the bed sneaking up in middle of night. Then edging up to the pillow. Now it’s her spot 😂
“What?! They always let me sleep in the bed under the covers using the pillow!” Beulah talking from advantage of the dog sitter 😂
Ta!
Thank you Very pretty and I’m looking forward to a lie in tomorrow and several more this week!
Just had a lovely bottle of Pošip. With pizza…🫠
Oh I didn’t say in the alt text 🙄 Hvar for a few days then Split for the weekend. Up at 4.30am. Pooped but heading out for food.
Yeah heard it’s not great. Pleased we missed the worst of it with the flights!
I know, I’m usually so demure and scared to give an opinion, too!
Oh I’d love an expensive house swap! And they get the dogs too. Perfect!
Ok, not a bad balcony view. The travel here has felt kinda relentless but seeing this has made it feel rather worthwhile.
No! You’d have to pay me. Urgh, the thought of being made to hear his voice at home 😒
I fucking it knew it would be some shite like him 😫 Can’t bear his dreary death rattle music so think I’ll have to take myself off for the weekend.
Yeah me too. I’ll often research places I’m not going…always good to know!
Ahh! Always thought it was you 😂
Yeah, think you’d have to be careful where you stay. Does he usually have this level of control?! 😬😂 (I’m the holiday one - he often doesn’t know where we’re going until he gets to the airport)
What’s Athens been like? Really want to go!
There’s nothing ruder than a white business man in an airport lounge. Mate, we’re all in the same place, you ain’t that special. Soz.
Yeah, and they’re not really places I’d go to even though I eat meat.
Perfect time! Pre summer sun and by then we are desperate! For it.
Thanks! Hope the trip back isn’t too horrific and get your woollens out, autumn is officially here.
Costa Del Kwik Fit Split and Hvar 😎 Weather looks perfect! So pleased
😢 We’re having to make a detour to Kwik Fit courtesy of a flat tyre. Luckily we spotted it last night.
Yeah, it feels like a lot of those type of places that were so popular seem to be struggling. I was very surprised Red’s BBQ closed. Went Highland Laddie yesterday - really good!
Bed. Drunk. Lovely food. Lots of wine. Friends have gone to bed. Married for six years but they’ve had an argument and they’ve split up now apparently. I just could not cope with the drama.
Oh 🍄 🍄 🍄
Fun two days planned with food, drinks and comedy gig then holiday at the weekend so of course the chap’s just got a gout flare up. Ffs 🙄
And a crunchy almond one There ain’t no party like a Toblerone party 🥳
Got a giant one in the fridge… 👯♀️
Brian, you really are on a roll today. Keep the gems coming!
Excellent idea
Yeah I agree, he’s a top human. Christ, you’re a thick cunt, aren’t you 😂
Aww, isn’t he a lovely chap?! Thanks for sharing x
He was a vegetarian, FFS! 🥺
Well the latest news from across the pond is giving me lots of political accounts to mute. Kinda therapeutic; mute, mute, mute-mute-mute, mutey-mute mute muuuuuteeeeee 👯♀️
I can but I’ll have to find a Croatian alternative