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Phill Danks

@philldanks.bsky.social

Eejit

created September 1, 2023

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Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you have to water it down?

23/9/2025, 10:39:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, very good.

22/9/2025, 8:34:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

These are the fess's we want.

21/9/2025, 3:22:29 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liam Thorp (@liamthorp.bsky.social) reposted

I have rarely seen such unadulterated bollocks. I loved Twitter, it was so important for my job. Then a mad megalomaniac took it over and made it so no one would see my posts unless I paid him money - and even if I did that I would be submerged in nazi hate. But yeah this is our fault.

20/9/2025, 7:32:30 PM | 1894 306 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Like Up then?

20/9/2025, 7:11:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jane (@localnotail.bsky.social) reposted

Dean Withers here, showing that not all young white American men are modelling themselves on Charlie Kirk or Andrew Tate.

18/9/2025, 2:18:21 PM | 303 101 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guy Shrubsole (@guyshrubsole.bsky.social) reposted

I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore. So I wrote a blog about ten things you can do *right now* to help defeat Farage, Musk, and rightwing populism. From scrutinising Reform councillors to demanding the UK Govt leave X - get involved: guyshrubsole.substack.com/p/ten-things...

17/9/2025, 10:26:08 AM | 568 312 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's to the new memories yet to be made. Have a great day my friends,.

17/9/2025, 3:02:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Snowflake in Florida (@donnavishio.bsky.social) reposted

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15/9/2025, 10:11:21 AM | 559 194 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

I reckon if it would block a wheelchair getting past, they're fair game.

14/9/2025, 7:24:27 PM | 53 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, you bombed it. Fucking wierdo

12/9/2025, 4:26:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted

Now that Kirk's killer seems to be caught, maybe the news could spare a moment's attention for the right wing, from the commentariat up to the GOP and president, whose immediate reaction was not mourning, but to seize the opportunity to try to incite violence against groups they hate

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12/9/2025, 2:48:28 PM | 17276 4937 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture UK Politics (@politicsintheuk.bsky.social) reposted

Violent crime plunges 13% in London. In 2024, London had 1.2 homicides per 100,000 residents - lower than New York at 4.0 and Toronto at 1.7. Homicides in London are also lower compared to most north European cities such as Berlin (3.4), Brussels (3.2), Paris (1.4), and Copenhagen (1.5)

11/9/2025, 8:40:03 PM | 120 59 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glennyrodge (@glennyrodge.bsky.social) reposted

Despite nobody yet knowing the killer’s identity, let alone their motive, Boris Johnson has decided Kirk was killed for having “views that were once considered common sense”. Here are some of his views. bsky.app/profile/sean...

11/9/2025, 7:43:00 AM | 135 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dorian Lynskey (@dorianlynskey.bsky.social) reposted

Charlie Kirk was not a “free speech activist” and any outlet that tells you he was is lying to you. He wanted unlimited freedom for himself and as little as possible for the people he hated, ie anyone who wasn’t a white male conservative. His values were trash

11/9/2025, 5:45:44 PM | 1022 228 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dag (@davidallengreen.bsky.social) reposted

The Speaker of the House of Representative telling elected civil politicians to "yield" to military force. A significant moment.

9/9/2025, 3:31:45 PM | 585 210 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, that's not true.

8/9/2025, 9:25:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Old boys' club wins again.

5/9/2025, 5:36:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Tale as old as time...

2/9/2025, 9:54:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Heroin without an 'e' my friend. Don't let your comment be attacked for a simple error

2/9/2025, 9:15:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture UK Politics (@politicsintheuk.bsky.social) reposted

Today, Parliament debated child sexual abuse. Not a single Reform UK MP turned up. The party that constantly rants about “Pakistani" and immigrant gangs - yet when it comes to an actual Commons statement on child rape, they couldn’t be bothered. Hypocrisy doesn’t get more blatant than this.

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2/9/2025, 9:12:45 PM | 110 49 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WulfHelm (@wulfhelm.bsky.social) reposted

Current state of UK political discourse.

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2/9/2025, 7:12:13 PM | 1481 476 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture UK Politics (@politicsintheuk.bsky.social) reposted

😂😂😂

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2/9/2025, 7:57:30 PM | 51 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

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31/8/2025, 2:02:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn you.

28/8/2025, 5:18:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

What kind of sociopaths think a framework protecting human rights is a bad thing?

28/8/2025, 4:10:33 PM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

So not cunts at all then?

26/8/2025, 7:01:53 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Morning?

26/8/2025, 6:08:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

So do they

26/8/2025, 4:24:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

This is not the Labour party I voted for.

26/8/2025, 1:02:38 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Best for Britain (@bestforbritain.org) reposted

More. More. More. "A total of 8,462 individuals have used [BfB's] digital platform to register complaints with Ofgem. The public has until Friday to voice their opinions on the application, after which Ofgem will decide whether to grant Tesla a licence." ~AA www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/uk-worl...

20/8/2025, 10:23:11 AM | 321 164 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

'Sleepovers'

20/8/2025, 6:29:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted

Buried in The Observer yesterday was this: UK police knocking on doors demanding details of social media accounts of people, to pass to a foreign government, simply because they happen to live near where a US politician wanted to have a holiday observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

“We have had the police knocking on every door,” said a dog walker and resident of Dean, as a helicopter buzzed overhead. “They wanted the names of everybody living there and details of their social media. I know several people refused. We asked them if they were protecting us, or Vance. At least they were honest and said it is for him and that it will all be passed on to the American security people.”
11/8/2025, 6:59:52 AM | 1515 1004 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone got paid to effectively advise, 'Want more money later? Save now.' (With the inherent assumption you can afford to). Genius.

4/8/2025, 4:25:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Throw them in the shitter you coward.

1/8/2025, 4:33:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. Whenever my adult daughter comes to my house she just lets herself in. I, (knowing it's her) always shout from where I am, 'Who's that'. She always replies, 'Burglar Bill!'. I never knew where it came from. Thank you.

1/8/2025, 3:33:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

It's Ozymandias the Australian osteopath.

1/8/2025, 3:02:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

For tax revenue? And aren't we all tired of the vampire economics of property owners sponging off renters?

18/7/2025, 6:59:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

How can we expect business to thrive if it's not allowed to destroy the environment? Hell of an argument.

18/7/2025, 1:53:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. They meant 'Bless' at the end there.

14/7/2025, 5:23:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture upāsaka cattasallā (@fing.bsky.social) reposted

Pretty accurate summation of that teaching, for sure.

Image of Jesus teaching. He says,
13/7/2025, 6:36:06 PM | 890 278 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dorian Lynskey (@dorianlynskey.bsky.social) reposted

I don’t know what’s wrong with people who still use X. You’re getting your breaking news and sports chat from a Nazi site. Draw a line

8/7/2025, 9:04:13 PM | 1371 329 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah. I forgot the sanity clause.

3/7/2025, 4:21:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I'm about 4 years older than you, and yes, that's where I am now. But I figure it's better than the alternative ;-)

3/7/2025, 4:07:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JoJoFromJerz (@jojofromjerz.bsky.social) reposted

They want you angry—but not at them. They want you seething, desperate to find someone to blame. “They.” “Them.” “Those people.” Immigrants. Trans kids. Black voters. Journalists. Protesters. Anyone and everyone but the billionaires robbing you blind. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

2/7/2025, 1:22:01 PM | 2220 540 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

You haven't got four thousand followers for nothing my friend.

2/7/2025, 5:26:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social)

Oh my dear America. You are about to reap what you've sown.

1/7/2025, 6:04:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

That's really not how it works. Sadly.

1/7/2025, 4:28:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture noYOUhush (@noyouhush.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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30/6/2025, 9:01:02 PM | 4 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Is the guy's name Leslie?

1/7/2025, 2:49:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amanda (@pandamoanimum.bsky.social) reposted

Trying to get a tan in the hot weather.

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1/7/2025, 10:47:36 AM | 945 159 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

They both look so happy.

26/6/2025, 8:31:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Like they wouldn't have washed it. Big win.

23/6/2025, 4:26:55 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Also psychological warfare.

23/6/2025, 3:43:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather 💙🦋💙 (@featherfrodis.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering". It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists. You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE! #MAGAKidnappers

18/6/2025, 7:20:04 PM | 4148 2447 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

I got Pines and Snipe. You got...

18/6/2025, 7:38:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

BBC has articles about him shitposting on truth social. That's all I can see. Emma may know more?

17/6/2025, 4:43:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Came here to say this.

16/6/2025, 5:44:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd have thrown it out of the window. Twat.

16/6/2025, 5:30:49 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

news.sky.com/story/new-pi...

15/6/2025, 10:42:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

But he's wearing George Smiley glasses. How can he be sad?

13/6/2025, 8:27:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry again. That looked like I was stretching out the joke. I was trying to shut up. (Stick Season:Noah Kahan)

13/6/2025, 8:14:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry. A bit niche.

13/6/2025, 8:11:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

He called him the N word?

13/6/2025, 8:10:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Season of the Nicks (Niks)

13/6/2025, 8:09:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

The complete story of the Montgolfier brothers. Tuesdays at 5.00, History Channel.

13/6/2025, 7:56:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

How did you know my full name?

13/6/2025, 7:39:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

This deserves way more likes, you fools.

13/6/2025, 7:33:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully insurance plays nice.

7/6/2025, 7:29:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you alright? (I had exactly the same thing one time with my daughter in the car. Driver was an 18 year old)

7/6/2025, 7:24:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

He swore fealty to Trump. All it takes now.

5/6/2025, 3:51:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alona Ferber (@aloner.bsky.social) reposted

Israelis protesting outside the foreign office in London in support of steps that the UK has taken against Israel over the Gaza war and calling for more. Chanting: “Starmer, Lammy pick a side: human rights or genocide” , “war planes, no! Sanctions, yes!”, “Israelis say: stop the genocide today”

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27/5/2025, 3:53:14 PM | 436 126 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately he couldn't get the Horne.

26/5/2025, 11:36:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture News Eye (@newseye.bsky.social) reposted

Mussolini’s Italy expelled university professors who opposed fascism. Franco’s Spain replaced university academics with regime loyalists Nazi Germany removed Jewish professors & left-leaning scholars. Academia is a threat to unified ideology. It’s why fascist regimes always target it.

22/5/2025, 8:31:24 PM | 976 467 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Pictures or it didn't happen ;-)

22/5/2025, 5:41:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair enough I guess. But how do they know they didn't find the second best candidate. (I'm not suggesting that's the case here, well done her!)

22/5/2025, 11:32:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Firstly, good for her, I'd be proud too. But I wouldn't trust a company that did that to other prospective interviewees honestly. Feels unethical.

22/5/2025, 11:13:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Aaaand now you're on a list. (another list)

21/5/2025, 7:59:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

'Masturbating furiously'

20/5/2025, 8:31:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

See also aid-workers. It's a puzzle.

20/5/2025, 8:18:08 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

For their wellbeing of course. Journalists in Gaza have a history of being mysteriously shot dead.

20/5/2025, 8:16:59 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully some left over? Sounds awesome.

20/5/2025, 7:44:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

They only talk for the PM.

17/5/2025, 12:08:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

No. You're a forty year old child who thinks relationships are transactional. Fucking idiot.

14/5/2025, 4:36:03 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Parody Keir Starmer (@parodypm.bsky.social) reposted

Huge thanks to the advisor who suggested I put “island of strangers” in my speech. Now Reform voters still hate me and Labour voters hate me even more.

13/5/2025, 5:31:36 PM | 847 131 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Grey (@chrisgrey.bsky.social) reposted

And politically stupid, too. Alienates core vote (& they do have places to go) in pursuit of votes he'll rarely get, & demolishes his core policy agenda of growth, making his re-election more unlikely. Even those (inc. me) willing to cut him a lot of slack feel betrayed. A truly awful day for UK.

12/5/2025, 5:35:12 PM | 1450 416 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Dunt (@iandunt.bsky.social) reposted

Starmer's anti-immigrant speech today wasn't just a moral and political embarrassment. It was also an intellectual embarrassment. inews.co.uk/opinion/star...

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12/5/2025, 1:46:27 PM | 3202 891 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Author, Séamas O'Reilly (@seamas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

No matter what you do, the far right will always want the next cruelty, and their torch-bearers in the press will attack you for not delivering it. All while priming voters to conceive of far right concerns as newly moderate. Again, this has happened in every single place this has ever been tried.

You’ve driven away your traditional base, while sanitising the racism of the far right for low information voters, who now consider them more reasonable. You have moved the sensible middle position toward the far right — where you now stand, boxed in, by the ghouls you’ve just baptised as moderates. And the slide continues. Because you cannot placate these people. You cannot reach an end. Round up every refugee in camps and they’ll want the next cruelty. Their concerns are not about society, the economy or public safety, they’re an ever-moving target of fear and hatred that cannot be sated, it has to be challenged. And now it’s too late, because you thought that you — and you alone! — would be the first centrist to steal the fascist’s lunch by agreeing with them rather than fighting them with every fibre of your being. Daily Mail headline NO CAP ON MIGRANTS IN LABOUR'S CRACKDOWN, in response to the most repulsively draconian statements about immigrants evere uttered by a Labour government.
12/5/2025, 10:57:26 AM | 609 185 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Putting back your seat does not change that. It pivots from knee height and doesn't affect that at all.

9/5/2025, 7:40:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Your height's got nothing to do with the space in front of your face. Nor your legs, as it's only the top of the seat that goes back. Having said that, I'd have done the same.

9/5/2025, 7:30:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

👍

9/5/2025, 3:54:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

Huawei kit was removed from the infrastrucure due to american led safety/privacy concerns and hasn't been adequately replaced. That happening during the switch to 5G has meant many areas receiving poorer coverage. Better explanations are available with a search if you include 'Huawei'.

9/5/2025, 3:15:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity.

7/5/2025, 8:27:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a terribly named PC game called Elk Hunter once. Which a review site called 'possibly a Spanish porn actor'. I wish I was joking.

7/5/2025, 8:23:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Led By Donkeys (@ledbydonkeys.org) reposted

TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

7/5/2025, 4:46:21 PM | 56142 20188 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

If you're a side character in Moana.

7/5/2025, 6:31:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phill Danks (@philldanks.bsky.social) reply parent

MUFUAFO kinda works too.

7/5/2025, 5:59:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted reply parent

The core, near-theological belief of every centrist seems to be that if left activists would just shut up, quit making demands, start using the boring, "sober," bland rhetoric that they use, then the right would become more reasonable. IMO, evidence suggests otherwise.

6/5/2025, 9:42:56 PM | 72 9 | View on Bluesky | view