Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social)
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Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
Jean Cabot (@prairiehamster.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Then they decided I was fucking dead to them as Kane picked up the snow globe after his wife left him I whispered: "oh my god he used to have sex with his sled"
Soren Spicknall (@sorenspicknall.bsky.social) reposted
I hope they never solve the Max Headroom incident
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social) reply parent
Even pre-internet, when media fandom was a fraction of its current size, I'd see people exhaust themselves, thinking they had to do everything. I can't even read all the fic I want to read - which is admittedly a lovely problem to have.
ITEP (@itep.org) reposted
The IRS wants Americans to weigh in on Direct File, the agency's free tax filing program. We already know Direct File has been widely popular and successful. The program could save Americans billions annually between filing fees and time costs. www.irs.gov/newsroom/irs...
Frank Conniff (@frankconniff.bsky.social) reposted
Our state fair is an anti-fascist state fair. Don’t miss it, don’t even be late.
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social) reply parent
Vroom vroom!
Burning Ambulance (website/newsletter/record label) (@burningambulance.bsky.social) reposted
Cultural atomization is the ultimate freedom. Nobody's watching, nobody's listening, so do whatever the fuck you want. Every artist is a cult artist. The only difference is the size of their cult. There is no "mainstream." Not as an enemy, not as a thing to aspire to. You're on your own.
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social)
I Don't Even...What Was Last Summer, Like 2022?
The Other Happy Place (@theotherhappyplace.bsky.social) reposted
Its so funny that they ONLY covered superman OH MY GOD
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social)
Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social)
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
cara is tired (@carmen-m0n0xide.bsky.social) reposted
Erin Reed (@erininthemorning.com) reposted
1. My newest Anti-Trans Legal Risk Map is here. Risk has increased sharply for youth in many states as clinics shutter under Trump and state AGs refuse to enforce civil rights laws. For adults, some increases in risk. Nationwide risk remains extreme. Subscribe to support my journalism.
Dara Lind (@daralind.bsky.social) reposted
Human Rights Watch is hiring a senior researcher for its U.S. immigrant rights program. Not many non-newsroom jobs are this similar to the day to day work of journalism. If you’re a journalist and considering getting out, seriously take a look. job-boards.greenhouse.io/humanrightsw...
saoirse (@spacethey.gay) reposted
FYI! I got a lot of stickers, posters, patches, and pins! sale will be ongoing until we move at the end of September!
Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) reposted
Welp guess who figured out a new way to explain bad tariff policy to his kids.
s. e. smith 🌱 (@sesmith.lol) reposted
Guess it’s time for your periodic reminder that mentally ill people are actually statistically less likely to commit violent crimes; more likely to be victims; and more at risk of hurting themselves than others. If you want to curb gun crimes curb guns. Threading some studies here!
Fyre (@amuseoffyre.bsky.social) reposted
It's that time again :) Thanks to @ghostalservice.bsky.social bringing this organisation's fundraiser to my attention, this time, we're raising funds for the Sameer Project, a mutual aid organisation raising funds for Gaza #OFMD #OurFlagMeansMuppets #MutualAid
Critical Nostalgia (@highway62.bsky.social) reposted
No more nods and homages. Just make something cool.
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social) reply parent
"Just wanted to say I love you and the kids lmfao"
Tina Smith (@smith.senate.gov) reposted
I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social)
Cleaning our offices. Found Star Trek Post-Its from 1992. For those of you under 30, we used to have to take paper phone messages if someone was out of the office.
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social) reply parent
Be a shame if a big gal stepped on her phone.
Jessica Ritchey (@jmritchey.bsky.social) reposted
Anyway, have fun with Miss I Wanna Speak To Your Manager, I'll be watching that "how crayons are made" clip again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ_M...
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately it would have sent everyone below us tripping like dominoes, and when that happened in Tube stations in WWII, it wasn't good at all.
Minovsky (@minovskyarticle.bsky.social) reposted
JUDGEMENT DAY is about a masked astronaut sent to a planet of sentient robots to determine if they can join a Galactic Federation. The astronaut rejects their bid after observing they've built a hierarchy solely around which color they're painted. We only see the astronauts face in the final panel.
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social)
So we just had a fire drill. A woman pushed her way in front of me on the steep cement fire stairs, then texted all the way down.
𝓬𝓪𝓼𝓮𝔂 🍒 (@mourningdoves.bsky.social) reposted
FYI CVS has appointments for the new covid vaccine, i just scheduled mine
Biscuit (@halfbakedrhymes.com) reposted
I need my cis friends to read, understand, and share this thread. This is what we woke up to today. The talking heads are now calling for the immediate detainment of trans people. We need you. I need you. Now. To stand up. Or we start dying. 🧵
Ed Markey (@edmarkey.bsky.social) reposted
Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isn’t.
Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama.bsky.social) reposted
If you are angry, as you should be, that restricting access to the vaccine will make covid worse and more dangerous, please start wearing a mask, which actually does a significantly better job of preventing transmission in the first place.
Chise (@sailorrooscout.bsky.social) reposted
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.
Act of Grace: An OFMD Virtu-Con (@actofgracecon.bsky.social) reposted
Hi all~ Announcing Act of Grace: An OFMD Virtu-Con! A free virtual OFMD con hosted over Discord on February 7th and 8th 2026. Panels, Artist Alley, Writer highlights, and more! More info and applications coming soon. actofgracecon.carrd.co #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
Martha Wells (@marthawells.com) reposted
Re-upping this again, please spread far and wide:
MistressDreda (@mistressdreda.bsky.social) reposted
Fucking horrifying. Stand up for your trans neighbors - we are all in this together.
Jessica Ritchey (@jmritchey.bsky.social) reposted
This is why AI is anti-human garbage, no machine is ever going to get you the phrase "Starring Mary Tyler Moore as Angel, Devil, and Woman..." only human ingenuity and a large popcorn bucket of cocaine will.
Vagina Museum (@vaginamuseum.bsky.social) reposted
Today in AI Is Not A Good Source For Learning About The World's Most Misunderstood Body Part, meet this ChatGPT gem. Funnily enough, we're actually going to talk about how most of this is kinda sorta right (for small values of right), as a cautionary tale about generative AI.
Mike Nellis (@mikenellis.bsky.social) reposted
If you're wondering why Republicans are gerrymandering the fuck out of red states, Democrats just flipped a Trump +20 Iowa Senate seat. That’s what they’re afraid of.
Gordorb (@gordbrush.bsky.social) reposted
If you get married in England this is where you have to consummate it otherwise it doesn’t count and you’re killed for treason
Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker (@robmacwolf.thevoice.dog) reposted
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social) reply parent
I bought some mylar covered ones from the quarter bin to make into notebooks. The store clerk actually got mad at me. "But those are collectibles!" They. Were. In. The. Quarter. Bin.
Jeff VanderMeer (@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social) reposted
Meanwhile in Orlando ... no shortage of chalk, or gumption.
C. L. Polk (@clpolk.com) reposted
You get money from a book you published on a date you can't predict. it will be a sum you can't predict. you will never know if the ranch is saved or not. Everyone makes interest off your royalties before you do, and you're probably not making *any* interest at all And you don't have dental.
⚡Bubblegum Midlife Crisis⚡ (@bunnycartoon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Also, I didn't realize this ep is being released on the 40th anniversary of the famous "Dirty Pair said Trans Rights" episode, but it feels appropriate! 🏳️⚧️ So let's pretend I did it knowingly, lol.
Gabby HC has another book out (@scriblit.bsky.social) reposted
Wheeeen theee Bird in your room represents all your gloom Nevermoré When you're trying to grieve but that corvid won't leave Nevermoré It will rap Tippy tippy tap Tippy tippy tap Waking you from naps aaand Your dream-a Then will fly Never tell you why Even if you cry Landing on your sideboard Athena
Jess (@notmoro.bsky.social) reposted
I bought a little stool for £5 quid. Look at my little stool. Everyone should have a little stool.
Samuel Pinney (@ginbrogueshats.bsky.social) reposted
*ALERT* A Viking Longboat will be on the Thames tomorrow (Tuesday) we must arm ourselves* to repel these Nordic invaders. *sun cream and cameras www.timeout.com/london/news/...
Bronze Age Babies (@bronzeagebabies.bsky.social) reposted
Freddy and Mary, from the 1982 DC Comics Style Guide! Art (of course) by Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez and Dick Giordano.
Preeti Chhibber (@runwithskizzers.bsky.social) reposted
I keep seeing like... "why aren't you panicking, why aren't you freaking out" and .. i am, i am anxious all the time, it is a mindfuck seeing the news and still having to... just live, work, etc—but i can't let that panic and anxiety overtake every part of my life bc that would make me want to die
Brandon Williams (@stupidartpunk.bsky.social) reposted
I want a QR code on a tee shirt that uploads hostile malware to any AI powered glasses that look at it.
Subcommander Tal (@subcommandertal.bsky.social) reposted
Heading out to Home Depot to buy a new starship captain…
Nick Sousanis (@nsousanis.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
my statement on Ai for my minicomic syllabus for my class - students were all on board (despite my uni buying into this crap...) bsky.app/profile/nsou...
Christian Elliott (@christianelliott.me) reposted
NASA's holding a contest to have people design a zero gravity indicator stuffed animal that will be fabricated at the Thermal Blanket Lab and fly to the Moon on Artemis II next year. The 25 finalists were just revealed and they are SO adorable!!!
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, like you've never yelled at your car.
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like you picked the wrong week to order all that flatpack furniture and the new Beatles anthology.
Jay (@duniagamemaster.bsky.social) reposted
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
Samantha Ferreira Is Creating An Anime Mag (@sam-animeherald.bsky.social) reposted
Trump take... *checks notes* Literally every international import you can imagine
One Glaive, One Kinsect (@milladmac.bsky.social) reposted
When people get upset that a comic films has silly moments show that this and let them know comic writers will double down on a stupid idea if its funny enough
Brianna Ashby (@briannaduggan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
A little more of what’s available because we are, in fact, visual creatures.
Erik Loomis (@erikloomis.bsky.social) reposted
This Day in Labor History: August 25, 1935. The Brotherhood of Sleeping Car Porters signed its first contract with the Pullman Car Company, breaking that company’s long anti-union history and providing a breakthrough for Black workers in America. Let's talk labor and civil rights together!
Brianna Ashby (@briannaduggan.bsky.social) reposted
It’s time for another round of Sell Some Prints, Pay The Rent! If I sell just 10 prints a day for the next few days I’ll be a very happy, and much relieved, girl. Any more than that and maybe I’ll buy myself a sandwich. www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products
Rœ (@rocam54.bsky.social) reposted
Please make this a #1 hit song and viral #trumpisapunkassbitch
Jon Maki (@jonpaulmaki.com) reposted
SEND IN THE ARMY TO END THIS CRIME WAVE!
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social) reply parent
Rockefeller Center, if you don't mind looking at yourself reflected in the shiny black doors.
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social)
Post a comic you love—a top-fiver for you. Clan Destine by Alan Davis and Mark Farmer.
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like the security system salesman who told me about "That terrible stabbing last week right over there!" "Where exactly?" "Right over there!" "You pointed in two different directions."
Tom Cox (@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social) reposted
Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan."
Ed Morrish (@edmorrish.bsky.social) reposted
fancy forty-five minutes of impeccable sketch comedy? here you go: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis (@kendrawrites.com) reposted
We're going to deport you to a random country if you don't take a plea deal for a crime you said you didn't do, doesn't sound like justice to me.
Moby Dick (@mobydickatsea.bsky.social) reposted
See how elastic our prejudices grow when once love comes to bend them.
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social)
I Have a Mouse and I Must Scream #HomeownerHorror
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social) reply parent
They made a lovely mountain into...that. I wish we'd gone to Reptile Gardens instead.
Ed and Stede AU Bot (@edstedeau.bsky.social) reposted
in a muppet universe, the elevator has stopped between floors. ed and stede are both flaming. izzy is eating popcorn, which is sex pollened.
Max 🇺🇸 🌐☯ (@maximumeffort433.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
May I just take this opportunity to say that the HPV vaccine is three shots spread over six months, and if you haven't had it yet you should probably get that done. Also that some people's measles immunity may have expired, your doctor can tell you if it's okay to get a booster, so go call them.
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social) reply parent
Back when you could get good books at the drug store.
Sharon //Tresdem (@tresdem.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Izzy has a little trouble with this... #OFMD
Owls die, Jack. (@phosfate.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the best drawing ever! ❤️❤️❤️