Hush....He's been on a secret mission
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Hush....He's been on a secret mission
More importantly, what is Tom Bartlett?
Unfortunately, it's incurable and always fatal.
Let's face it. You, Borowitz, The Onion, et al. just can't compete with stuff like this.
Trump's Insane Proclamations™ NFTs Collect 'Em All! Prerelease Preview
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White House Finally Releases an Explanation for Trump's Recent Absence: "He was really busy...for all Mankind."
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Maybe he's floating a trial balloon for a posthumous pardon of #EPSTEIN bsky.app/profile/phot...
Maybe he's floating a trial balloon for a posthumous pardon of #EPSTEIN bsky.app/profile/phot...
Maybe he's floating a trial balloon for a posthumous pardon of #EPSTEIN bsky.app/profile/phot...
As always, #EPSTEIN bsky.app/profile/phot...
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Equal Justice www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
You will learn, in time, to love Colossus.
Seems like they both may have been casualties of their personal Vietnam's.
Neat. What's next? Ghislaine Maxwell denanding compensation by the girls she recruited for what they did to her? www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
But there is an Injustice Department
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Broken News™ Palantir announces Fireable, its specialized search engine that finds a simple, clean, and legal pretext for ridding yourself of that troublesome employee. Example Query Choose Name: Lisa Cook Data Source: US People Base Purpose: For Cause thinking..... Result: Mortgage Irregularity
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Who is this "we" that Trump's bleating about?
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They sure do.
"People kill people. But guns can sure help."
Down with it?
#1 House Leader Recommended
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What's the likelihood of a second parade for Trump this year? Mission Day 222 bsky.app/profile/phot...
Mission Day 222 bsky.app/profile/phot...
Mission Day 222 bsky.app/profile/phot...
Mission Day 222 bsky.app/profile/phot...
Today is Mission Day 222
Today is Mission Day 222
What, Me Worry? bsky.app/profile/phot...
What, Me Worry? bsky.app/profile/phot...
What, Me Worry? bsky.app/profile/phot...
What, Me Worry? bsky.app/profile/phot...
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An #ExpertFool
The sun'll come out Tomorrow Bet your bottom bitcoin That tomorrow There'll be sun! Just thinkin' about Tomorrow Clears away the cobwebs, And the sorrow 'Til there's none!
Is everything in life now a "branding opportunity." What's next "Snickers" branded insulin?
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What's next? Declaring Jefferson Davis a Founding Father of The New America?
On can be civil without being a pushover. Calling fascism "fascism" isn't uncivil. It's accurate. Refusing to participate in White House News Briefings that aren't News or Briefings, but propaganda theatrics, isn't uncivil. In fact, it is journalistic malpractice to act like they're legitimate.
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#Stalinware When Trump completes the assembly of an integrated database about every person in American, Palantir software will enable him to make Stalin-esque queries like: Find a firing offense for His targeting of Fed Governor Cook is just a pilot project.
ShillWare Needed Suggest you create a Bluesky labeler for the accounts that that have secret sponsorships (along with links to supporting evidence that validate the designation). I, for one, would like a straightforward way to know if a specific "influencer" is being "influenced" by money.
What you've not mentioned is the degree to which economic incentives, not principles of objectivity, drive euphemism. How'd that circumspect behavior work out for the traditional White House Press Corps?
The refusal to speak directly and honestly has led incrementally to the disastrous dictatorship that's now upon us. In fact, one of its consequences, the confirmation of RFK Jr to HHS, may, with a little bad luck from nature, end up killing millions of people both here and abroad
A jump from this piece about discussions among 20-year-olds on a college newspaper to a general indictment of American elites doesn't seem reasonable. On the other hand, the behavior of the editorial boards of the (formerly) major channels for news, like The New York Times, fully deserves scorn.
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They'll never run out of this...
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Only now do we fully understand the impact of those dinner party snubs he had to endure.
#SaveTheWindmills
David, you just don't get it. Socialism is saving jobs for American people. Capitalism is saving jobs for American AIs.
Thank God for our 2A rights! bsky.app/profile/phot...
Thank God for our 2A rights! bsky.app/profile/phot...
Thank God for our 2A Rights bsky.app/profile/phot...
Thank God for our 2A Rights! bsky.app/profile/phot...
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#StandYourGroundInDC
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#Epstein #Hooters Another Score for U.S.
#Unlaw
Trump to the USA: There is no rule of law.
This is what Miller means when he says that Tяump is taking out the trash in D.C.
Save The Windmills
#TheGriftingDictator Tяump declares his dictatorship. This isn’t more of his awshucks Peck’s Bad Boy schtick. He not only means it, he’s doing it. All his actions anre intended to normalize his demolition of The Constitution. And who’s going to stop him? bsky.app/profile/atru...
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In the original: "Wir werden diese dummen weißen Hippies ignorieren, die alle nach Hause gehen und ein Nickerchen machen müssen, weil sie alle über 90 Jahre alt sind!!!!" "Jawohl Mein Miller"
DSM-V++ There is something very wrong with this young man. Please contact me if you need any referrals to competent professional help in the D.C. area. Space is limited, but giving the intensity of Miller's distress and his potential for hurting others, he must get the attention he deserves.
Doesn't pass the smell test.
Doesn't pass the smell test. Bobby in the Boardroom
To clarify: Stats and graphics can mislead, with or without intent. So, my goal wasn't so much to look for such a benefit, but to better understand the material economic consequences. Thanks for pointing out the Gini which says all boats sink together.
Sigh...and now we know why... Sad, sigh
