Cool person. Widower. Deftones & Crosses fan. Sometime artist. AuDHD. I’m far from an expert but paleoanthropology is my “special subject”
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I would watch a start-of-the-zombie-apocalypse movie about the increasingly fucked up day a depressed paramedic is having
George Romero’s Bringing Out the Dead
She’s really good! She started painting a couple of years ago and now she has piles and piles of them lol
My mom gave me some wall art she painted!
Aka the “craic-head”
Bad night at the casino maybe
Next door neighbor is playing The Gambler at volumes heretofore reserved for thrash metal
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Unless you’re a bee or a butterfly or a moth, you’re cool
This was one of those albums I got to be the cool music friend with bcz I was the only person I knew listening to it and I got more of my friends into it just by playing it in my car
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
Ironically, the one thing I don’t need more movies about that Hollywood *loves* to make movies about is Hollywood
“I don’t pretend to be rugged tough guy” Exhibit A- if you are a bug stay like 5 to 10 feet away at all times; I won’t squish you unless you’re a gross bug like a roach or something, but just, stay over there regardless
What is this thing, some kind of tiny mantis? It’s freaking me out
I think the cup is at an awkward angle
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4-4-3-and-2! You gotta know what it means for youuuu!
Getting there
Watched one of them pop right out onto Main Street, pull three mini bottles of something or other out of a paper sack, down them on the spot, then throw the bottles away before mounting up on his bike again
Four different middle-aged dudes on bikes arriving separately at the liquor store at noon on a Sunday
Time for me to put it down for awhile and take the lady out for coffee and danishes as a thank you treat for being patient with my locked-in drawing flow state this morning
I think the bunny is basically done
I try to do simple line drawings but I like shadows too much
Yeah, I think I like the purple-blue a little better
Idk if I’m sticking with pink either but it works for now
Well the bunny is mostly done; gotta do something around the nose but I like it
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
Slept a full 8 hours last night and now I have a pounding headache bcz my body really hates it when I get more than 5-6 hours of sleep for some reason
Well obviously they were outside, it’d be weird if they were inside I guess
We saw loads of fireflies outside last night, and I guess I didn’t realize that was a thing you could see in September when it’s 59 degrees outside
I keep that thang on me
Hamburger Clown
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Guilty
Tracy Jordan: This is worse than the time I got fired from that kid’s movie- (Dressed up in a mocap suit): BLEEEEEP BLEEP BLEEEP green eggs and BLEEP Director Shawn Connelly: CUUUUT!
Or a 30 Rock cutaway gag
If we’re talking McDonald’s though, I’m solidly a hot mustard fan
I like to douse them in peri peri and sprinkle them with lemon pepper
I know it’s related to the character but I don’t think there has ever been a show with a soundtrack that is less my shit than Peacemaker
Came home to a turtle buddy trying to cross the street so I put him in the grass
Disappointing lol
Aw damn. It’d be so much funnier if he changed his name bcz he was a huge Batman fan
Which came first, John Wayne or Bruce Wayne
Kinda can’t wait to get off work for a weird reason- that picture I’m drawing of the bunny drinking iced coffee is almost done and I only really started drawing it at about 9 last night
Fountains of Ween
It’s dead silent outside besides soft cricket chirping and somehow, a single cow
“Listen up, dipshits”
Oh my good Christ
Doing some Christmas planning
How cool is this? It’s a little desktop orrery www.etsy.com/listing/1545...
His dad dies of some kind of unspecified lung disease and the kid is taken in by a family who have been stalking them the whole book pretty much; it’s played as hopeful, but I think they ate that kid
Yeah, I’ll give you that. At a certain point I would like to be able to cross the street, thanks
I only have to deal with it once a year but I’m uptown like a clown anyway right in the middle of shit. I love a crowd. Hell, my favorite thing around Christmas is going to a mall even though I already have my presents bought
Unblocker
Ngl I love a parade- our town does a whole weeklong Halloween carnival/costume thing/food trucks/scavenger hunt/vendor booths deal and it’s capped off by a parade that lasts like an hour and a half and it’s all my favorite thing every time it happens
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Ooh, we got home just in time- walking in the door and it started pouring again. It’s also straight up 57 degrees rn
Gonna be a lot less distant come parade time too bcz that starts about a block from my house and if you’re a marching band in Kansas, your ass is probably in the parade
Fall: official season of distant marching drums
The servers here are not what I’d call “proactive”
The all-new Mitsubishi Highlander- There Can Be Only One ™️
I’m gonna put so many jack’o’lanterns on this porch it’s gonna be stupid
That is exactly right- all of the garlic all of the time
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About to get unseemly with some tiramisu; it’s about to be a local scandal what I’m gonna do to it, and right out in public too
It’s super unsettling at my girls work bcz there will be no joke 20 of them in there giving me the once or twice over all at the same time (which she finds extremely funny, naturally)
I am a Slim Jim at best
The thing about when the Mennonite ladies come to town is, they stare at me like a piece of meat
On an off day (especially when it’s hot) I sometimes change clothes as many as three times lol. I’m a very fussy dresser
The summer ones I have are western style short sleeves; they work with shorts and they work as dressy-casual both
Hard concur. I really think this would work pretty well when it’s warm; the other bamboo shirts I have are short sleeve and I wear them all summer
It’s magic. I’m gonna wear it to dinner tonight lol
You really do. I have some other bamboo shirts and they breathe like nothing else. It’s like if silk were a thin knit instead of being flat and stiff
It’s bamboo viscose, it’s crazy soft and a little stretchy. I love it so much
I T ‘ S P E R F E C T
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Chicago. September 5, 2025.
The Moorhead/Benson “Shitty Carl” movies- Resolution, The Endless, Spring, Synchronic, Something In The Dirt
“White Bloatus”, anybody call Trump that yet, maybe that’s the stupid, useless nickname that’ll turn this whole ship around
66 degrees, right in the sweet spot
Lovely, chilly, rainy, cloudy day
Somebody owes me 5 bones (which I will use to pay for dinner this evening)
Guy whose beard conceals a sad family legacy (not a made up guy/not even an uncommon guy)
Drawing a bunny drinking an iced coffee as my current project; gonna see if I can get a merch deal with my girl’s boss with it
Only 8 hours today! Idk what I’m gonna do with myself. My girl had to go in at 5(!) this morning so she’ll be off before I am, it’s payday, and we both have to work tomorrow but maybe we’ll go eat Italian just to not be stuck in the house tonight
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Boom. What did I say. Somebody pay me my money
Ok nightnight
She likes camping and I’m sure there’s probably somewhere nearby to do that; maybe if we went in the spring before it’s too hot, that might be fun. And we could stop through NM and see my cousin
The Grand Canyon
Ooh! Road trip idea
My name is Phoenix- I have been to Malta, Finland, Belize, and Uruguay more than once each, but I’ve never been to Arizona
