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Oh hey, it's September. This is your reminder to locate your copy of A Night in the Lonesome October for next month. And if you don't have one, clock's ticking... Zelazny's last book, each chapter is a day, and I always like to read it that way. Also, it's narrated by a dog, what else do you need?
Oh! And it's September now! I need to figure out where I put my copy of A Night in the Lonesome October so that I'm ready for next month!
Man, I still love that book. I need to reread it and the Chronicles of Amber again
What was Oi in the DARK TOWER books? I can't remember if he was a real animal or a fantasy animal
I'm just assuming he's carrying a pantsload like...18 hours out of every 24 at this point
Man, him and Wes Studi were so good in everything they did
I am glad to hear the reports of your death were an exaggeration...
I dunno, but I'd avoid Jimmy the Butcher...
He's gonna chainsaw off his head and feast on the goo inside
I'm a big fan of that blue/green/teal/turquoise color they had in the 90s, but you're not wrong
The Limey and Agent Smith, but also, yes
Lol, Guy Pearce playing Merry AND Pippin at the same time. But not like one of those Peter Sellers movies where he changes makeup for different characters, just looking the same the whole time for both parts
Man, De Havilland really didn't build a bad plane, did they?
Yeah, we got a roomette on the Empire Builder last year to Portland OR and it included three squares a day. Damn tasty, too Scalzi's not wrong about the length, tho. We just treated it as part of the vacation though. I packed a bunch of books and watched the scenery from the observation car
my dog used to chase anyone going past on a bicycle it got to be such a problem, we had to take away his bicycle
Girl you in danger
Everything runs out to CA or back to Chicago if you want to get from, say, Denver to Dallas
I keep coming back to how there are no viable north/south routes west of the Mississippi until you get to the west coast
There's also a horn section and this is the version they're playing www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHpU...
Sorry, I'm just feeling pedantic tonight, ignore me
Chaps are by definition assless. Otherwise they'd just be pants, or overpants
You gotta think about time dilation for interstellar exploration for the lyrics to make sense
Well, it's not bad, but it's also deeply astrophysical, which makes sense for Brian May youtu.be/kE8kGMfXaFU?...
That's a Ringo song, or at best, a George song. Certainly not a Paul or John song
My wife would say "Year of '39" but I agree with you
"Don't say that I was jerking off while driving. That is not an authorized statement."
two fans of #CFB
@mikesenters.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
FINALLY somebody had the right answer
I'm good
This makes more sense if it's pro sports athletes. Wes Welker is asking Ray Lankford about Adam Kennedy Otherwise, it's just bullshit
Wait, put Gorman in the first group, so let's call it 26
Let's say everybody on the 40 man is available. How many and who does Bloom trade who are under 25? Who does he move over 25?
(I don't know what we're doing)
Rage Against The Terminator: Rise of the Machines
Anything from a popsicle to a single scoop of ice cream, they're not breaking the bank here
@katewagner.wehwalt.net I'm sure you've been tagged a million times already
That's a big hat
Judging by the replies, the only thing allowed is a manicured little mustache. Anything below the lips is verboten
Hot beef'n'egg'n'cheddar sounds like the kind of thing that will kill me before I'm 50 Smiling the whole way, though
Now I gotta know what Rudy's Pearl Harbor was...
I'm basic as hell, but that stand right inside gate 4 that does the dogs with the fried onions is my go to. And if you're there on Sunday, go grab a free frozen whatever behind center field
Two things can be bad at the same time
Yeah, I never watched MMA and gave up on pro wrestling a long time ago
Ah, cool. And congrats on the new gig! Can't remember if I'd said that already, so congrats again if I had!
Now I need to rewatch GLOW again...
Yeah, that's a good point. I sometimes forget that at least half of good wrestling is acting, and that lots of physically limited types have still been able to get over in WWE
A Cadillac, like one of those mobster guys? Hell no, he drives a Lincoln, like those other, different mobster guys
On the flip side, Dave Bautista is fucking GREAT in front of a camera. I'm even coming around on Cena, and the Rock has been...tolerable when he's not taking himself too seriously
God, imagine fumbling the bag that bad
Fair point.
Didn't they already have that MMA girl from Deadpool and Star Wars? Gina something?
Hey, I'm trying to calibrate my "Context Misser 5000" are you available?
Oh man, I'm glad he didn't run into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and his car squeezed together until the rear bumper almost touched the front bumper, and then stretched back out with a sad accordion noise and he fell out of the door with little birdies circling his head
Nobody realized it meant Women Artificial Intelligence Fuck Ups for way too long
Oh, I read it the opposite way at first, as in "stop drilling in the North Sea" But that would be a *good* thing, and this is the Tories...
Wait, it's a Mitsubishi, right?
Does the Mazda have a cage, too? Do you have anything that isn't race spec?
It me. Screwed me over at at least one spelling bee, too, because I didn't ask for the definition or to use it in a sentence. Never made THAT mistake again
I thought Bovril was beef tea, aka au jus
Good book! And if you like that, you should check out this YouTube channel of space and NASA missions, especially: youtube.com/@jacksontyle...
If you aren't following this account purely for the alt text, you're really missing out
I think I read somewhere that the Delorean was supposed to be a joke that modern audiences don't get, like if he'd built a time machine in a PT Cruiser or a Pontiac Aztek
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social This you?
Those look really, really good
I love mine, although it's not quick. You don't have to wash it after every use, but make sure you rinse it out, because coffee grounds will grow mold
What is going on with his hair? I didn't even recognize him until I didn't mute the commercials fast enough
The Liar, the Witch, and the AUDACITY of this bitch
Trans rights? Homeless rights? Migrant rights? Oh, better not touch that one
Can't wait for Grok to start espousing the benefits of mangosteen
He's showing his ass as a market tested fuckboi who is trying to a/b test which rights he can strip to win nationally
@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social ITS HAPPENING...
Hell, I'd take Pritzker or Beshear or like six other people before clorox teeth at this point
Oh, were they doing Hamlet? Was there a ghost?
How is Missouri doing?
That is either IVF or a DEEPLY CREEPY phone conversation Gonna find out the daddies are brothers, too
@c70.bsky.social I swear I filled out bombs away before the game started. I didn't know Crooks got called up til I opened the MLB app to listen to Ricky and Rooney
I bought Jersey the "Pupsicle" today with one of their bags of cookies (just to try) and he's been silent for two straight hours. So silent I had to check on him. 👀 mywoof.com?srsltid=AfmB...
Is your hip or whatever feeling better at least?
Missouri governor calls lawmakers back to Capitol to gerrymander congressional map The special legislative session will also include a proposal to change the initiative petition process in a way that would mean as few as 23% of voters could defeat a statewide ballot measure. #moleg #mogov
How the fuck are y'all so cute
But grampa raised cattle, I have two different uncles who raised cattle, my mom's cousin raised cattle, and MY cousin raised cattle So guess what my deep freezer is full of? Beef
My doc got onto me for so much red meat (it's bad for your cholesterol apparently?) so I've been trying to do better
Ill-advised dance moves sounds probable, but I'm gonna go with "kicked the sky so hard god broke your shit"
I'm loving the red hair. AND THAT DRESS.
That does raise a question though. If I buy a tin of anchovies/sardines/herring, what do I do with them? Like, is that something that needs to be cooked, or is it already cured/can be eaten raw, like canned tuna?
But I'm in the Midwest USA, where everything is battered and fried
Autocorrect must've gotten me I think that the only non-breaded fish I've ever had has been sushi or tuna steaks. Maybe salmon/trout on a cedar plank
I think you've been answered already, but I'm tagging in @astrokatie.com and @philplait.bsky.social in case they have more ideas
Is that just bass filets with seasoning? I'm used to any fried fish being breaded prior to frying
Oh, it gets worse. It was a meatball sub and the prosecutor whiffed on it (shitpost, assumes facts not in evidence, etc)
This and the "No way to prevent this" Onion headline @theonion.com are just constantly, terribly relevant I'm so tired.
Oh, and it's not the 90s, but now I can drop my fave Chali 2na track: youtu.be/m0hVxj_2inY?...
?uestlove, Jurassic Five, when Wu Tang started doing solo projects... Yup. ONLY BUILT 4 CUBAN LINX and LIQUID SWORDS are both fantastic
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
"Indomitable"
PCU poisoned a generation of concert goers. SUPPORT THE BAND, and BUY THEIR MERCH
I could go for a chicken quesadilla
Best fucking fans in baseball, jesus christ
Pop stars and football collide. It's not any more complicated than that