Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social)
@followhuw.bsky.social It leads to this sort of nonsense.
The real me: Notts County, lidos, Nigel the cat & Skipper the kitten. Still an arty farty lefty. l paint a bit & my next exhibition starts 21st October at the Nottingham Society of Artists. Come & say hello!
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@followhuw.bsky.social It leads to this sort of nonsense.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Children’s tv is slightly better now, but the evil/ thick characters frequently have cod working class accents.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
So are those names.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
5 generations! Back to the 19th century too-although l had a choice,being from a mixed family - l chose wisely & went for the north side of the Trent. You Pies!
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
She threw mud at him?
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Frightening isn’t it?
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s not welcome at Meadow Lane & neither is Elon Musk.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s obviously Nottingham, but my son lives in that there London & he likes it.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Hee hee. Let’s hope they’re chucked out of EUFA .
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been there! It’s great!
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought you’d lost your marbles for a minute….
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
I can just about name those two.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Direct action at its finest!
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
If my brother- who is older than me- is neurotypical, then I’m a banana.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh dear. Lots of wool in Wales, obviously. Have you just turned tail?
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Asparagus Tennis Really expensive chocolate
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
We have taken to shutting him upstairs.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
The kitten has just attacked my brother, as he does to all visitors.
James Ball (@jamesrball.com) reposted
The even more unbelievable crime fact (which I learned relatively recently) is that burglary has fallen by more than 90% since the 1990s. Did anyone notice? Nope. Does anyone believe it? Nope. But is is true? It is!
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
In some ways my dad was incredibly lucky- he got malaria & was hospitalised when his friends attempted to break out of the camp. They were executed. But mostly he had the ability to process his sufferings & enjoy his life after the war without letting bitterness eat away at him.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
My niece went out with a chap called Steven, who had a brother called Steven. This was actually his uncle, but, why on earth give him the same name? If you wanted to keep it quiet?
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
The full Deirdre.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
But she had two kids,one with each brother, so I’m still none the wiser . The oddest family I’ve heard of is a couple who had a child, separated, she married & had 2 more children & then divorced. Then the original couple got together again & had another child. People are strange.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
À la lanterne !
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
I did mean you & your lovely Trophy Wife!
waltydunlop (@waltydunlop.bsky.social) reposted
Repost for Irish Film Classifications by Damien Owens, because it's just come up in FB memories and it's still *brilliant*.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
I would like to know what you both think of it. Bit apprehensive.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Bob Dylan- Eric Cantona And unlike Queen Victoria l am amused.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s deport him.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Ralph is posted this morning.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
But his dad was from Nottingham & supported Notts,so he’s a Pie. One of the faithful.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
I found out yesterday that Ed Davey is a Notts County fan.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Dawn.
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Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
What happened? Which brother did she stick with?
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social)
Happy birthday dad. Miss you.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Well this is a coincidence, someone liked this post from a while back and it would have been my dad’s birthday today. 106 years old, if he hadn’t died twenty years ago.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Arsenal though, innit. Poor Pep doesn’t look a well man.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
The old man has booked one of those.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Hurrah!
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m more Ball of Confusion- a mess, but funky. Run, run, run but you sure can’t hide. Thinking of having this at my funeral.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
We could! Ralph could be the ring bearer.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh Bruce.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
I like the sound of this LLF& hope she lives adjacent to Oxford.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Shush now. You may have seen me IRL, but let Brian keep his illusions.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
There was a Bengal near us, but it was no match for Nigel.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
His Cyrano.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
She could be my twin.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh yes it was.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Sibella’s voice ! I think I’m a cis female in modern parlance ,but it was love at first vowel.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Or pottery. Pottery is fun.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m with a gym because they have an outdoor pool. Never go near the equipment.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the best.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
So if your name’s Kirkland- as my cousins are- you’re likely to have some Scottish ancestors?
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Which reminds me, must get him booked in at the vets.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a love/moan relationship.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone loves Notts.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Notts won 4-0 yesterday, did you see?
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
My old man lost his bus pass & l was telling a chap at work that it was an incredible coincidence, because the man who’d handed it in had the same name as him. You’ll never believe it- it actually was him!
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Sue.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social)
Please sign this. Help our hares, who are in decline.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Have parcelled Ralph up & am sending him tomorrow.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, l see. No it’s quite a common pottery term.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes exactly , it’s a pottery term.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
He is no longer my favourite Brummie Albanian, but he’s no Dan Crowley.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
He was no. 4. And he didn’t mention us at all in his post match interview.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
My friend ran over a wallaby in Derbyshire & had great difficulty in getting his insurers to believe him.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Take up swimming? You’re near the sea & this time of the year is when the water is at its warmest.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
It only works with predicting Notts scores.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Fortunately, round here Forest keep losing ,so our firework wanker has been very quiet recently.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
That second half was brilliant. I don’t think Crawley are all that good, though.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Tyrese Hall- you heard his name here first.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Like Brentford’s kit.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Awwww!
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Nigel may be an old boy with bad rheumatics, but he can still speak that language.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Who wouldn’t love a chewed up mouse/squirrel/rat/pigeon if presented with love?
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Snap- he caught the ball today, didn’t mess about punching it.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Roooooos too.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
I like that young man, Tyrese Hall.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Most enjoyable. Mark this name: Tyrese Hall, an absolute gem.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
You should have come- we won 4-0.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes we do. Even Everton fans are welcome.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
You could go to Meadow Lane.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooooh a new word!
David Quantick (@quantick.bsky.social) reposted
I mean Goodbat Bighman by Roger McGough is the best but this is pretty good.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social)
I feel this is a good omen for this afternoon, along with the fact that I saw 8 magpies together this week. And nobody likes Crawley.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Managed by Jamie Fullarton.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Levels of grammatical pedantry there, which are to be admired.
Wendy Patrick (@pieorama.bsky.social) reply parent
Got it in 3.