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Musk, who migrated to the US, is free to leave at any time, to help address the "threat" of "migration".
I think it's time to discuss the 25th Amendment.
My dream is for it to happen like it does to vampires. When the leader kicks the bucket, the rest of them burst into flames.
You might get a statement if you strike him from behind at high speed
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
Every day reading the news like:
One of the weirdest statements you will ever read.
These people are in a cult and live inside a batshit alternate reality and are trying to get as many Americans as possible to join them inside it.
Seems like a totally normal night. I don’t see any need to ask questions or look beyond this statement.
Look. We’re not in a good place. But what inspires me is that tens of millions of Americans will NEVER be ok with this. Will NEVER rationalize that this is OK. Will NEVER stop fighting for what they know is right. No matter how bad things get, there is a massive number of us who will NEVER give up.
"We are watching and we are taking names." This is where Pritzker has leveled up over his fellow Dems, by promising a future of accountability and retribution for the destruction Trump and his minions are doing to the constitutional order and our individual freedoms. newrepublic.com/post/199800/...
the mystery of Schrödinger's Psychopath has been solved
Bluesky is really thriving off of schrodinger's dead president
I will delete this, but can somebody tell me why everybody thinks he croaked? Is it just the many days off and the weird playlist on the lawn earlier today, plus the references to heaven and the hand bruising that we already knew about? Or is there something else?
Welch: Am American president talks to other American citizens like that, and propagandists come on TV and normalize this behavior. And nothing about this is normal. Nothing
Performative public lying is a hallmark of far right authoritarian parties
Now that the shooter has been identified as a white male who was radicalized in part by previous white nationalist, racist shooters who promoted anti-semitic conspiracies that MAGA and the GOP promote....I expect him to fall out of the news cycle like Vance Boelter...remember him?
Very concerning that mass shooters are starting to adopt a style of "shitposting" that combines the aesthetics of Tarrant-style Nazism with a self-aware, terminally-online-zoomer nihilism. Nothing in these manifestos (or written on AR-15s) should be taken literally.
So the sandwich guy ... beat the wrap
Update: it got funny again
A federal watchdog investigation into former special counsel Jack Smith’s two prosecutions against President Donald Trump is based on “imaginary and unfounded” accusations, attorneys for Smith said in a letter obtained by CNN.
Who did this?
Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuWO...
That one person in the zombie movie who doesn't tell the rest of the group they got bitten.
So the guy who wants the Nobel Peace Prize and claims to end wars wants to call the DoD the War Department? Mmmkay.
FUTURE HISTORY TEACHERS: “It was 2025 and the nation looked ready to become a dictatorship. But thankfully at the last minute, the insane president had a sudden dissecting aortic aneurysm and died. He was replaced with a guy who was quickly defeated because everyone kept calling him ‘couch-fucker.’”
Governor Gavin Newsom says that it's time for Democrats to fight back against Trump. But Sierra Wang-O'Neil, who works as a kombucha sommelier at a Silver Lake vegan tapas bar and usually supports Democrats, says that such an aggressive approach leaves her deeply uneasy.
Why can’t a single American journalist do this? Trump has repeatedly claimed he’s ended numerous wars — he’s now increased the number to ten! — and he’ll surely do it again. Ask him to name the wars he says he’s won. Ask Leavitt. Ask Hegseth. Ask Rubio. Just fucking ask them & don’t let go.
All of this makes Watergate look like a charming little gaffe. We are never going to untangle all of this bullshit.
It’s very conspicuous rewatching this that Trump is desperately trying to hide the back of his right hand from the camera
Maximus Decimus Meridius vs Jeff compilation #Caturday
Patiently waiting... 👀😅🤣 #dog #dogday #bluesky #turtle
Here’s what was NOT released today: - the proffer agreement between Maxwell and the DoJ - the agreement transferring Maxwell to club fed - communications showing who waived Maxwell’s sex offender status allowing her transfer and possible work assignments outside prison - the Epstein files
It's funniest if you yell it in an Irish accent
To which I would add, Doctor, that our mentally ill president controls, among other things, an arsenal of roughly 3,700 thermonuclear warheads, with yields ranging from 8 kilotons to 455 kilotons.
This is getting very bad: *FBI raids top Trump critic's home *Trump loyalist gins up "mortgage fraud" pretexts for DOJ probes of Schiff, Letitia James, Lisa Cook *Bannon says ICE will monitor 2026 voting *DHS memo vows LA operations "for years to come" New from me: newrepublic.com/article/1994...
Watching the end of The Pacific and absolutely losing it seeing the real life people behind the main characters. So many people in World War II and throughout our country’s history sacrificed for the idea of this country. We owe a debt to all of them. And we cannot, we must not, let this idea die.
Shits getting real.
OMG! Even now, MAGA Trump supporters still don't see how fucking weird their cult worship is. 😂🤣👇
They're MAGA guys. They can't erect anything except their impotent rage
"If you want to have a coup against the constitutional order, you want to control the capital city. And if he has control of the policing in the city of Washington...Who's gonna tell him to leave the White House?" @gtconway.bsky.social joins @jvl.bsky.social:
All the conservative movement was created to do—and I do mean created by wealthy businessmen—is shield wealth from democracy. The hold power at any cost. It is a cancer on our nation. And it must be systematically uprooted.
The conservative movement has completely undermined the legitimacy of the rule of law in America. And that was its goal.
This is the most corrupt and nakedly partisan Supreme Court in American history.
Breaking: Trump thinks we've done enoigh remembering about how bad slavery was If you've doubted his racism and inhumanity - you can stop doubting now
This is so dumb and hostile and dangerous. The reason these Guard members are trying to rapidly qualify with pistols is because they don't normally carry them and they're not trained to use them. Just a total slapdash operation thrown together. They're trying to quickly turn soldiers into cops.
This is step one in how we lose free and fair elections. It’s not that Trump will “cancel” the midterms. It’s just everyone has to vote in person, and urban downtowns will be filled with ICE checkpoints and intimidating National Guard troops to “double check” that only citizens vote.
"No More Elections. That's Good." Take Trump’s Threats Literally and Seriously With @muellershewrote.com thelefthook.substack.com/p/no-more-el...
📌It's really incredible watching legacy media cover Trump while he covers for Russia during these laughable negotiations. "Trump said this." "Then Trump said that." "Trump did this, and then he did that." Literally no fact-checking. No context. Just repeating his bullshit. Mostly, NO journalism.
Actual question: It has been only 72 hours since the disastrous puppeteer/puppet show in Anchorage. Has there yet been a background story on how, and by whom, this emergency intervention of *eight* big-time world leaders was pulled together, over a weekend?
Punks not dead.
From a national-historical perspective, this is the most salient fact about the demise of the American republic. bsky.app/profile/timd...
It's been a show of farce, so far. But Trump's descent on DC gets more serious as red state National Guards get involved. Is this moving to a slow-motion Civil War? www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Saturday Afternoon Humor 🤪😜🤣
Yeah, this is a highly unusual all-hands-on-deck meeting that wouldn’t be happening if Alaska was productive. 5 European leaders, the head of NATO and the head of the EU don’t just drop everything and fly to DC. H/T: @radiofreetom.bsky.social
The war is apparently Zelensky’s fault. Tomorrow is going to be another shit show.
🤣🤣
While I have plenty of beef with other stuff Newsom has done, this is exactly what we need right now
I refuse to believe this is real.
My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed theonion.com/we-need-to-t...
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Pam Bondi declares "Crime in DC ends today!", but Donald Trump is still there.
huh, well that's neat and interesting news.cornell.edu/stories/2025...
makes you think
Trump on January 6: Nancy Pelosi stopped me from sending the DC National Guard to protect the Capitol. Trump tomorrow: the President of the United States has complete control over the DC National Guard. Make it make sense.
Don’t let this die. Keep elevating this.
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
Brb guys, I stepped into that Poussin painting and I'm about to find the holy fucking grail
This 👇🏻
If he comes up third place in a two-man race, I won't stop laughing.
Easily one of the funniest posts all year
They’re trying so hard to wage a culture war and can’t get it through their thick skulls that we’ve moved on to the class war
It’s been an incredible day.
He LOST. YOU win. (You knew he wanted YOU to pay his lawyers and his legal bills, right?)
As ever, they are projecting their own insecurities. What they mean is another episode of South Park is causing panic on the right.
Yes, there is one in particular whom several of us have been trying to chase down and confirm for months. It has not been easy.
Read this. “Even in darkness, there is incandescence—the flicker flames of everyday people fixed on the side of morality. I want to recognize myself in the mirror when this ends… Make yourself recognizable with me. Together, we can build an America we believe in.” www.thenation.com/article/acti...
BREAKING: Drug cartels are feared to be among those that obtained sensitive court data due to a sweeping breach of the federal judiciary’s case filing system.
Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show. Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up, Mar🐫
I am not making this up: the dude on our gate microphone at LAX today called boarding for “Group A as in Apple-bottom jeans” and “Group B as in Boots with the fur”
This is the first step in something bigger and more dangerous.
this is why we formed that partnership 20,000 years ago
Really looking forward to the day when Donald Trump and everyone in his orbit fuck off harder than anyone has ever fucked off in the history of fucking off.
The giant worm in RFK Jnr's brain chasing down his last firing neurons...
The wildest thing about this era is watching so many institutions say out loud yeah, we’re done committing ourselves to excellence, we’re going to specialize in the coddling of mediocre white men
📌ICE is the Brownshirts. This is not a drill.
It says everything that Republicans are working harder to arrest Texas Democrats than anyone on the Epstein list.
Everyone knew about Jeffrey Epstein. Everyone knew about Diddy, R. Kelly, Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein, and the Catholic priests. Everyone knew about Donald Trump. I’m so tired of people protecting rich perverts, keeping their dark secrets for decades. So damn tired.
Dean Cain is the Kevin Sorbo of Scott Baios.
t took six months for a Trump official to be politely forced by a journalist to admit live on air what everyone - including every economist - knows to be true (but which Trump keeps lying about): tariffs are paid in the US by US importers. What an indictment of our media.
Is C-2 Elon Musk? 🤔
He was handed the absolute strongest post-Covid economy in the industrialized world. And he’s singlehandedly fucked it up. And eventually even many of his most diehard voters will realize it. And it’ll be a painful realization for them.