My wife will be suspicious if I suddenly get a VPN; been tossing off to Google Image stills and underwear catalogues like it was the 90s again
Strayan based nub doing computer stuff, shitposter, MMA/Judo/Karate, raging against the printers, author of critically panned nerd romance novels and stuff. check #nerdromancewithpits
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My wife will be suspicious if I suddenly get a VPN; been tossing off to Google Image stills and underwear catalogues like it was the 90s again
She said that she loved to play games with his mind. He retorted with iddqd. #nerdromancewithpits
She said that her love for him was hard to contain. He asked if it was docker or kubernetes. #nerdromancewithpits
He said that he was a vibe coder. Her mind was blown. #nerdromancewithpits
He said to her that he believed in open source software and that extends to sharing his love with everyone. #nerdromancewithpits
Luckily not!
Change your VPN to Pyramid VPN, Sketchers!
Nothing like a good eye poke in Judo.
Ask the lady who sent me that email.
I am getting tow bar and the local indoor trampolining place ads constantly.
Good time to remember, just because more logging is available, doesn't mean you should. Also good time to check that you aren't accidentally complicit by accepting legally questionable defaults in your OS and office software.
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"I want a new laptop as my backspace button is stuck."
No? Do i need to take LSD first?
Vibe coding playlists are shit. 0/10
We should start a shitposting company!
I should do some job ads tonight... And other adult ingredients stuff.
IT Guy. Added a jpg pic of my cat Toby to the corporate Windows image used to deploy 1000s of desktops globally. Renamed & and hid it in an obscure folder. He would've still been there on everyone's machine years later until they updated the security stack or migrated to a new OS
Works well on holidays! Microwaved toasting not as good.
Could you do the windows 11 TPM and CPU bypass? Not sure if windows 2019 needs TPM. Could try proxmox?
Could it be refurbished as a server? VMs?
Microsoft has found no link between the August 2025 KB5063878 security update and customer reports of failure and data corruption issues affecting solid-state drives (SSDs) and hard disk drives (HDDs).
Do you have a server at home yet?
Milk it for all it's worth Tay!
Yo, do you play Pokemon GO? Add me for free stuff, or something.
She said that she would like to explore a lake with him. He asked if it was a data lake in Azure. #nerdromancewithpits
Copilot, please play pornhub videos. www.theverge.com/news/767078/...
Gotcha. I really do not have anything like that. I usually do not mix things like that. However, you can make a toasted cheese sandwich by turning the toaster on the side!
Im not sure what you mean, could you elaborate?
This has happened to a colleague recently. He has PTSD now..
AMA I'm on night shift it seems.
Don't mind my new crowdstrike shirt, really bad arse!
I ordered a ball of fire. You in?
AMA I'm on night shift it seems.
Ordered Indian food before the network cutover tonight. Im hungry.
I can see you!
Hi!
Rough week and you?
I don't smoke though! Holding it for someone else!
Just bought cigarettes.
Not me this time!
She asked him if he liked pineapple. He said it was too sweet. She meant the hacking wifi pineapple. #nerdromancewithpits
She said that she was bi-curious. He said that he was hacker-curious. #nerdromancewithpits
AMA is open again.
Ahh the hospitals again..
He sighed in frustration and thought to himself that it was much easier to turn on a computer than it was to turn on a woman. #nerdromancewithpits
She asked him if he had ever seen the notebook. He said his laptop was a notebook! #nerdromancewithpits
She said that she wrote romance novels. He asked if she was ever published. "Yes, only in ASCII though on IRC." #nerdromancewithpits
She said that she had a fantasy but wanted to know his first. He said that he wanted to dress up like his WoW character and her to dress up like a WoW elf. #nerdromancewithpits
She said that she was a gangster and was once raided by police. He asked her if it was a least RAID 5 for some redundancy. #nerdromancewithpits
She asked if he was big down there. He grinned and pulled out his micro USB cable. #nerdromancewithpits
You need to make a non AI pyramid scheme to combat this Skechers! Farcebook is full of AI crap..
She was feeling frisky and said to him, talk dirty to me like you do to chat gpt. She was hallucinating. #nerdromancewithpits
Oh Danny boy!
You can't ram it home either!
Just recovering from dinner and whisky.
Some toes are still purple ergh.
Microsoft has confirmed that the August 2025 security updates are causing severe lag and stuttering issues with NDI streaming software on some Windows systems.
They said that he used the computer so much, that she was his square-headed girlfriend. Now she has a voice from Grok AI. #nerdromancewithpits
The firmware is lit!
"Let's circle back to the topic of how rich we will all get and cry tears of joy for our shareholders and our bonuses."
She asked him what was the party trick that would get her naked. He got out his flipper zero and down came the knickers. #nerdromancewithpits
She woke up horny and sent him a MSN Messenger message "WYD?" He replied "IRC." #nerdromancewithpits
She asked him how kinky did he get. He just smiled and put on his crowdstrike beenie. She instantly knew he was the one. He would protect her, but also would go down on her hard and for ages at the least expected moment. #nerdromancewithpits
The exploit was successful. LOL for 9 months now..
She asked for his address so she could come over. "127.0.0.1" #nerdromancewithpits
Nice! I didn't get powerbanks this year, but managed to get a docking station and a multi usb charger cable. Loot not so techy this year.
I saw a computer from i think 1998, 64 megabytes of ram running doom. I almost cried from the nostalgia. It was running windows 98SE.
5 eps in on the new king of the hill season. I should binge the rest tomorrow, maybe.
She wanted to use protection. He reminded her that he had his brand new fortinet socks on. #nerdromancewithpits
My inbox tomorrow will pay for it though!
Answer is 8. Plus a hoodie, a shirt and a beenie.
Guess how many pairs of socks I got at the conference today? 2 5 8 17
AWS CEO says using AI to replace junior staff is ‘Dumbest thing I’ve ever heard’
Forget digital twins. You need digital triplets!
2 full bags of infosec conference swag before 12. So much information.
Time for an infosex conference! Rocking the malcore hoodie.
Microsoft has released emergency Windows out-of-band updates to resolve a known issue breaking reset and recovery operations after installing the August 2025 Windows security updates.
I may have a broken toe. Ergh.
Oh it hurts
He was a blue teamer, she was on the red team. They met on the domain controller. #nerdromancewithpits
They were dressed up at a cyber security conference. Both had protection and privacy. #nerdromancewithpits
She said that she had protection. She wore a skirt made by Fortinet. #nerdromancewithpits
She said that she would do anything strip tease on webcam for him. When they started, he couldn't see anything, and she had her webcam cover on. She said that she wanted privacy. #nerdromancewithpits
Microsoft has confirmed that the August 2025 Windows security updates are breaking reset and recovery operations on systems running Windows 10 and older versions of Windows 11.
Can we go home yet?
Happy $day!
Australia's TPG Telecom flags cyber incident in its iiNet system reut.rs/4fLByOz
At the start of 2011 I had a £2k windfall and decided to spend it all on cocaine from the Dark Web. I partied every weekend and it lasted me almost 6 months. But if I'd just kept the Bitcoin I had to purchase to make the transaction, today they'd be worth £281m. Still haunts me.
I asked my wife what game my kid was playing and her response was "goat stimulator."
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