Incredible
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
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Incredible
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
My hated followers are suffering from blueskyism
I’m happy for him. Living his truth.
I choose to believe that Frankenstein (2025) is part of the Dark Universe. I’m not giving up on the dream
Yabba Dabba Do Not Resucitate
The new Shinobi game is great too, incredible year for being a little ninja guy running left to right across a screen
How can anyone say British food is bad when Britain invented both hotdogs and hamburgers
Now a lot of you are going to be hearing about this incident so let me just get ahead of it and say
I won’t be seeing the new Frankenstein movie unless there’s a title card at the start explaining what Frankenstein is a metaphor for. I’m not wasting my time trying to figure it out.
I don’t think Moore gets enough credit for how funny he can be
Quitting twitter for bluesky
Salt has to be one of the absolute worst things your wife could be turned into a pillar of
Yeah a universal format that isn’t supported by anyone and nothing can open. Completely useless!
Judging from the name placement on that poster, Ben Mendelsohn has made a VERY bold choice
Getting a kind of brain damage from doing the NYT crossword where I now parse every sentence as having a different, dumber meaning
There’s one policy that Democrats could run on that guarantees they’d sweep back into power: making .webp images illegal
It costs too damn much to make my car entirely out of gold
The Toxic Avenger is clearing medical debt as marketing for the movie.
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
I got the information from this post bsky.app/profile/pixe...
Blue screens don’t look blue on film, you’ve got to use grey screens so they look blue
A+ kerning.
BREAKING: US government obtains a 10% stake in troubled chipmakers Intel and Frito-Lay
At last we can all say what we REALLY think about Mississippi
Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial
You can reduce the number of at risk children by one simply by not being a child
Here's one for all the game devs out there www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Wish me luck! Just gotta drive a truck containing the only copy of the source code and all the assets for Silksong across this bridge
Anyway, President Netflix loves DATA and some DATA that you can feed him is to have everyone who follows me CLICK THE LITTLE BELL ICON that says I WILL BE WATCHING 'STRIP LAW' PLEASE! www.netflix.com/title/816776...
To me the real Alpha Gal is the girl reading this
Increasing market turbulence last few days, if you're an investor then heed the wise words of the Oracle of Omaha. 🙏
Special announcement: the office flooded and we lost all the source code and assets
The next James Bond should be a short, elderly, extremely nearsighted man who survives adventures he is unaware of through sheer luck
Spider-Man on the Genesis has the best continue screen I've ever seen in a video game.
Oh yeah, that’s one!
Remember that documentary about how Metallica are a bunch of losers? They should make more documentaries about a famous band being a bunch of losers
Hanging’s too good for ‘em!
Just spoke to George R. R. Martin. He admitted he’s never going to finish Winds of Winter but doesn’t want to let the fans down so he’s letting me take over the writing. We agreed there’s only one way the story can end: with an illegal drag race on the LA river basin
Just make it exist first. You can make it worse with each new pass while getting increasingly frustrated later.
I miss when a rapper could have a name like this and go on an absolutely outrageous mixtape run and then get a huge advance from a major label to make a terrible album.
You’d have to go back to classic-era Simpsons to find a writers room this stacked with absolute killers
I’ll take it
Calves are going to get cramped
Doug Funnie I’ll do anything for you Doug Funnie just tell me what you want me to
It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates
hey, nerd. i got a "regular expression" for you: up yours
This is more important and exciting than the Taylor Swift announcement by a lot: variety.com/2025/tv/news...
is he, y'know, a
The world if only people who live in big cities could vote
If you were offered $10 million but had to live and survive for a whole year inside any 70s British sex farce, which movie would you pick?
Yiiieeeeeeewwww
The whole thing is extremely Speak To The Manager brained
If that’s your first set of juggling balls you’re ngmi 🙄
Sorry but if you’re puttering your little car around toy town you shouldn’t get to choose who runs the army
People who live outside of major metropolitan centres shouldn’t get to vote
Doing my bit to promote this site. I’m on my way to way to North Sentinel Island, pretty sure I can convince the locals to start bluesky accounts
The K Foundation burn a million Labubus
also here is a list of people with not necessarily anything in common: tom kenny drew tarver jon gabrus mike mitchell alanna ubach ben rodgers paul f tompkins carl tart paul brittain jim rash jessica mckenna tawny newsome paul rust arturo castro hayley mcfarland lauren ash miki yamashita...
i like that this guy cant wait until the cat is at least done shitting. i got places to be
hell yeah let’s go
Hell yeah
There’s a lot that’s wrong with society now but at least we don’t have to worry about mean bean machines anymore
I love the Beastie Boys but honestly they complained about biters too much. No one was trying to steal their raps about Ethel Merman
Yes! YES!
made a change that should reduce the amount of male underwear/diaper content in the feed. that wasn’t a fun review process but hopefully worth it.
when there's a mangled body in a ditch
talking to your children about sex www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
Eagle-eyed cinephiles will note the use of killer robots as a recurring motif in the Terminator film series
Hell yes brother
YES
He’s gotta fire whatever nephew is running that account
The AI revolution raises a lot more questions about human sentience than it does about computer sentience
brand new spell
The opening couplet is one of my all time favourite lyrics
Welcome back … to hell!
Let’s be honest: he was jacking off his nasty little dick in that cave
chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back
A story so horrifying it could have come from one of King’s own novels
Holy shit
imo the Visigoths should sack Rome again just to keep them on their toes
Slint - Spiderland
Robert Pattinson is taking a hell of a swing at it anyway
earnestness is punk rock. libraries are punk rock. cleaning up litter is punk rock. everything is punk rock except making loud fast music that annoys your neighbors
"they said have you tried turning her off and turning her back on again, i said, how about i meet you halfway"
I still think of Jack Black as Zero from the X-Files episode where his friend Giovanni Ribisi gets lightning powers
Thank you Meta AI
Can we start talking about the Sydney Sweeney ad again please? It took me a week but I’ve finally got a take that won’t make anyone yell at me
This is what made Spider-Man so popular originally: his life fucking sucked. If you were him you’d kill yourself
Dog Named Murph Lives Up To Name
Requiem for Dying Mothers, Pt. 1 by Stars of the Lid