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Happy birthday! 🎂🎉🎊
This website really plays in our face when it comes to gifs
I truly don't get it. They act like they sit in a thatched hut eating berries and dirt.
I saw one yesterday of these British high schoolers baffled by a root beer float and I got so frustrated I had to leave
Sorry, I will do better
This isn't that surprising considering the work Marvel has given Greg Land, the original program that remixes and repurposes the works of other artists without credit or recompense
Sometimes I want to make an alt so I can talk shit without my name and picture atta he'd but that feels like too much effort for bad behavior
Sounds like you are afraid to join the conversation
Yes 😊
No, wearing too many clothes. Greek wrestlers were the peak of masculinity and they were all nude.
SAME
One of my mental issues is that if a friend sends me a text out of nowhere just to tell me they were thinking of me it feels like heroin, but I feel like if I do that to anyone I am being annoying?
Where are yall even seeing what you are talking about? Because I am only seeing yall talking about seeing it?
When people get shitty with me on Rivals I love to tell them I am fucking their dads
You eclipsed something
I saw that
Darkchylde Got these demons always a-running to me? Fuck my life Won't you let this mutant woman just be? Horns in my blonde hair Stepping discs from thin air Darkchylde Why you always come a-running, taking all my loving from me?
Sometimes? Now let's be honest, friend.
I'm not even going to pretend that I'm good enough to do that
You said I don't so I don't 😔 (Happy Birthday! 🎊🎉🎂)
I wish I knew 😔
One of the greatest to ever do it
🐽🐽
We need to eliminate the caption "It's not going to suck itself". I am well aware of this. I was not under the impression that would happen.
I'll get your pork butt going...
Yes, I am
I'm so fucking tired
How did the Cracker Barrel logo become a culture war thing? Was it not always a graphic design/interior design thing? Is it "woke" to make a design bland?
Ebay, how the fuck is an AI going to write a description of an item I am trying to sell without me uploading photos yet?
If I can do it anyone can
They're intimidated
Me listening to that sound on repeat
I think my bedroom AC might be broken right in time for a heat wave.
Looking for chasers at 230lbs, I will fight you
RIP
While being very cute, of course
🥹🥹
If you don't follow me on Instagram, that is how I did my latest action figure commission, Dazzler in a outfit in her Hellfire Gala outfit.
Most years
You ate a piece of Mississippi mud pie in 2014
Because your message brings light to dim corners
We gotta bring back party lines
My Mississippi diva 😭
I hope you are recreating this
Considering the possibility that I died of covid in 2020 and have been stuck in hell ever since
Nah, I prefer them to clean first
Sending prayers
Kawaii
Is it also wildly unaffordable?
That money flew right out of your pocket
Huge thanks go out to the editor of The Kiss of the Spider Woman trailer. Including the line "No one sings in real life" while cutting to J Lo? Cinematic excellence.
Is it good if when I think about it being September in a couple of weeks I want to **** myself?
🫂
I now need to know how tall you are
There is a very hot rugby player I follow on Instagram and he is the only person I have ever seen with a feed of "exclusive" posts that you can only access for $4.99 a month?! Like, I know they aren't letting you show hole in there, what could possibly be worth that much!?
The money I would spend to walk around some of these sets...
Prison, honey
It came out a year after I had graduated from college 🙃
This is very difficult for me to wrap my head around
That is the texture mine comes out
The correct temp
I really am such a fucking flop lol
She gets it
I have never actually watched Gremlins and I have still thought about it
I haven't been in a storm area for the last 10 years or so but that is fucking terrifying. People need that lead time to prepare.
I literally didn't know that was possible
You're right and you should say it.
"That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top"
Jesus christ
"Remember before dogs went extinct and we didn't have to buy air credits?"
I've been think about this a lot lately and getting VERY depressed
That was basically equivalent to just eating it with a spoon
Well, my bread molded without my knowledge so I am having vegan sloppy joes in corn tortillas for lunch
I have now seen it and it looks like a 2016 one season dramedy on Showtime
I haven't even seen it and I know you're right
My posts are mainly for me and that is okay
Had to get this out of my brain
I apparently somehow set my default language to simplified chinese
Even when I open up the link to the site from emails that I know are 100% actually from the USPS it redirects me to the address starting in zh?
Does anyone know why the Usps website has all of a sudden started loading for me in Chinese?
It's a gay hellmouth
🫂
May Ozempic never find Paul Walter Hauser
The new Naked Gun is very, very good.
Why a pediatrician? Isn't checking for hernias for all ages?
Me to all my mutuals
Will we ever get to turn off retweets for individual accounts? I don't want to unfollow otherwise good posters but if I see one more person quote tweeting some 400 follower argument bot I'm gonna lose it lmao.
Wait, maybe I just feel like shit
Glad that my meds work that well but terrified that I can feel that much of a dip in less than 24 hourz
I was wondering why I felt like the walls were closing in all day, and surprise surprise I didn't take my meds yesterday.
Not much, she got a special where the price was practically torn in half
Miss fox news was shook
Doesn't really make any sense, no does it?
Wish my mental health was as strong as the fabric in these underwear
An important social media virtue is the ability to know your followers well enough to not perpetually preach to the choir