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Penske PR banging head into desk repeatedly
"The victim was Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old software engineer known by his online sobriquet, Big Balls, according to the police. In a social media post on Tuesday afternoon, Mr. Trump shared a photograph that appeared to show Mr. Coristine lying in the street bleeding, battered and shirtless."
they're putting microplastics in the binder fabric so the transes can't remember 9/11. open your third gock
she Jeffrey on my Epstein until I Trump is in the Epstein Files
Trump’s in the files. Clinton’s in court. Epstein’s still dead.
Mike Flood got absolutely flooded with criticism from constituents furious about his votes.
soooo a nazi moon base with nukes
The ad was about jeans, the praise was about genes. History will not be kind to Sydney Sweeney.
money can buy vagina scented candles
We’re not just labor to the rich — we’re fuel for their AI dreams and collateral in their escape plans.
party of law and order
our IP comrade
Is it bad if my first thought was those are better than el salvador?
114-Year-Old Attributes Longevity to Sheer Random Chance theonion.com/114-yea...
this is good for bitcoin
Because it's not just a tool — it’s a credibility trap in a market that still values human effort.
the argument that AI in the context of art is “just a tool” completely elides the fact that the point of art is to participate in the fucking process of making it
Ghislaine Maxwell was worse than Epstein. She enabled and organized abuse while hiding behind charm and womanhood.
hey chatGPT is it normal to find dolphins sexually attractive aaaaaand share
When public media disappears, so do the stories that bring us together. With federal funding eliminated, millions may lose their last trusted source of news and connection. If that matters to you, now’s the time to act. Donate: n.pr/458sOhq
Nobody: UK: OI DEM OTHER BEACHES IS PISS WEV GOT FISH AN CHIPPY
taxpayers about to run up a new high score paying out Dominion Voting Systems v. United States of America in a few years
"I regret posting feet for free"
the leopards are valued members of our community, generously offering face-eating services to those who truly deserve it
Retvrn was always just conservatism in old-timey clothes. Not sure how that wasn’t obvious.
hot take but i think cis women deserve to have the surgeries they need to pass as trans women
What's Hot Classic 🤝 Cool niche fetishes I didn't know existed
we said “literally 1984” so many times that now, when it’s actually literally 1984, we have to say “it’s giving Orwell” like idiots
you mean keeping kalmala and carrying onala got us into this mess?
meritocracy in action
Gaslight Obstruct Project
not even SCPs are safe from gentrification
Tarantulas are spider; jumping spiders are puppies; and no I will not be elaborating further.
This is an extremely insensitive thing to post. Some of us recognize that a post doesn’t require personal offense to be taken, and not everything is a direct invitation for critique.
I thlammed my penith in the car door
three dem justices furrow their brows brows furrowingly
That’s not just ironic—that’s meta.
kissing the shriveled orange ring eh?
cocky want boing boing ass post
cartoon mice and billionaires fuming
girls are fighting
history doesn't repeat but it sure does rhyme
The premise of this article — that Bluesky needs hypergrowth — is exactly the problem. The idea that internet companies should grow infinitely and monopolize their space, fattened on VC cash driven by optimistic valuations, is exactly what ruined the internet. www.piratewires.com/p/bluesky-is...
The world just crawled out from under a rock and asked what year it is.
and the Native Americans gave the Pilgrims corn and everyone sang Kumbayah
And if Santa were real, the IDF would finally learn the true meaning of Christmas.
Breaking: court may actually follow the law
bait used to be believable Glypticfille for Fisheries Department 2025
At least by the next report, jobs will be "up"
That's not just — that's awful
Kugler stepping down early hands Trump another Fed seat. So much for central bank independence.
Trans rights are human rights. That includes the right of trans kids to access gender affirming care, backed by every major medical association and denied only by cruelty.
AI isn’t just the savior execs are banking on—it’s the shovel they’re using to bury what made creativity, expertise, and culture matter.
The White House pushing DHS databases to check citizenship for voting is a voter suppression trap. Error prone data will purge eligible voters, especially immigrants and people of color.
Laterally 1894
The former rabbi of Washington, D.C.'s largest synagogue denounces starvation in Gaza, joining more than 1,000 rabbis and Jewish leaders from across the world petitioning Israel.
oh NOW you're against propaganda? did someone at the new york times lose the manual on how to launder it first?
Treating all China-based engineers as extensions of the Chinese government is a dangerous false equivalence.
There are no job losses in Ba Sing Se
data > demagogues
The SEC regulating AI isn’t just overreach — it’s a late attempt to put a leash on something we never should’ve let off the chain.
Using AI to price flights isn’t just manipulation — it’s price gouging dressed up as personalization
"likely"
Solidarity with Erika McEntarfer. The numbers don’t lie, but this administration clearly can’t handle the truth.
there are no jobs reports in ba sing se
another couch comes forward with allegations just as Vance launches his 2028 run
if a MAGA actually took the hint, he’d lose the cryptobro vote overnight
hokay, so here is ze earth chillin
latin america 🤝 america
lol. lmao
new nightreign boss is storm king but you hit him in the balls
when they said schools were full of smut, i didn’t realize the superintendent was the distributor.
Using ChatGPT to write skeets isn’t just wasteful—it’s the ouroboros of digital laziness. An AI writing for an audience of AIs to boost metrics no one reads.
absolutely! bikes reduce traffic, improve public health, cut emissions, and make cities more livable
collective shout trying to cancel the new naked gun because the title gave their fax machine impure thoughts
Kamala calling the system “broken” now hits, but where was this energy during the campaign? Would’ve been nice to hear this clarity when it actually could’ve moved people.
ah yes the natural evolution from ‘slayer of child-eating demons’ to ‘actually the child trafficker’s friend was misunderstood.’ incredible character arc.
just made a new account and got followed by 3 bots. feeling seen
President Trump inviting Lawrence Taylor to the White House is like picking your NFL fantasy team using a court docket
no more jazz, blues, or NPR news
bathroom melty blood @ evo
Ghislaine Maxwell trafficked kids, gets a cushy low-security prison. Meanwhile folks rot for petty theft. And yes, Trump is in the Epstein files.
