Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
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For today's 2pm LIVE broadcast, the White House is applying Vaseline to the camera lens to give a softer, more approachable side of Trump. Please do not adjust your TV sets.
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BREAKING: Overnight, someone broke into the Disney World Resorts Hall of Presidents attraction and stole the animatronic Trump
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They're doing everything to hide Trump's vacant dementia eyes
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Look at Trump at his Sterling, VA Golf Course
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Maybe what Trump is trying to hide with the thick socks are not swollen cankles.
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
My god, JD Vance is already measuring the drapes.
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
Are the news outlets just gonna ignore Trump's bruised hand and major cankles?
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
Trump is babbling like a brook. Let's check in on Jake Tapper's X/Twitter feed.
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
I'm confused. Which is it, White House?
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sorry, didn't see that
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In the original photo their distress is over a black bunny. It's the absurdity that the Right are feigning horror over anything that doesn't suit their straight lily white view of the world.
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Trump is terrified of Gavin Newsom. He's 💩ing bricks. Good thing he's got his big boy diapers on.
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
(and yes, this is based on a MAGA's actual painting of Trump)
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
We all know Brian Glenn acts like an arsehole. But now, he's turning into one too.
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
As if it wasn't obvious before the Alaska 'summit' who the real leader of the United States is.
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
Leaked image of the Trump-Putin closed-door meeting in Alaska. No wonder Witkoff and Leavitt left the room with ashen looks on their faces.
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She digs deep for the story
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How'd you enjoy your Russian vodka Brian?
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'Cause every body crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. 🎶
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
So who said Putin doesn't know or speak English? You don't get to be a top KGB agent without knowing your enemy and the intricacies and use of their language.
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
Putin likes Trump's lips, the way they move ... like a machine gun.
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
This time, Zelensky made sure he didn't leave his cards at home.
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
Hi @markhamillofficial.bsky.social . It was five years ago today when you QT'd my Princess Leia blue mailbox meme trying to save the USPS. Then the next day HuffPost wrote this article. Thank you for being a part of the Resistance against the Evil Empire we're facing today in the US. 🩵
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
Trump has already given Putin our military secrets, our intelligence... It wouldn't surprise me that he's already given him the key to our country.
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
Trump said he could get Putin to make a deal. Apparently, it was all lip service.
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
I've never seen Trump happier than he was today.
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Trump struggled to walk in a straight line as he went to greet Putin
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I don't he'll be on the same eye level with Putin
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
Five years ago, cans of soup were considered weapons. Today, you can't carry around a sandwich.
Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
List of Vance family 'vacations' so far: - Greenland - Vermont Ski Trip - Rome/Vatican City - India - Disneyland - Nantucket - Ohio Kayaking - Cotswolds, UK Eight trips in less than seven months in office. And not even a 'thank you' to the taxpayers who are footing the bill.
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The perpetrators of the crimes are Trump and his administration
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Busted! JD and his family taking one vacation after another. All on our dime!
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Emergency strategy meeting at the VP residence.
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
I bet Trump is thinking about naming Herschel Walker to be the Bureau of Labor Statistics chief.
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Thank you Polly
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Did you know Karoline Leavitt is a big fan of cream of mushroom?
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet (@pleightx.bsky.social)
Raise your hand if you think Trump's name is all over the Epstein Files.