Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mum has a vague memory of getting a goldfish off the rag and bone man in exchange for some of her Mum's old stuff. 🤣🤣🤣
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Mum has a vague memory of getting a goldfish off the rag and bone man in exchange for some of her Mum's old stuff. 🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
That was a shame but it wasn't worth it😤
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
You used to see lots of VW without badges at one time🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
People leave stuff by their gates for the scrap metal man who drives by most days round here, seems to work quite well.
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
It would🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be😁
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
It brightens up your face and lifts your grey/ wheaten fur, adding a pop of colour 😘🐾🐶
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Shame, Mum has had a few but can't remember for the same reason🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what Mum thought🤣🤣🤣if you're thinking of names, you need to try them out in the accent of the area. Also, avoid "novel" spellings of common names as no one wants to spend their life spelling out their name, it's Claire but spelt Klayre because my Mum wanted to be different🙄🙄
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣 that's so funny, poor child
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣 where do they even think of them? 🤪
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mum would have loved to have gone up there too. Dad's like that 🐫 and Mum's desperate saying we will need to stop soon!!!
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social)
@misheleneous.bsky.social Mum has just read this and thought you may enjoy it, sharing an appreciation of northern brutalist architecture @billycairn.bsky.social best your Mum looks away🤣🤣😘🐾🐶 www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/nostalg...
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably why it was abandoned poor little Chardonnay probably had to walk home🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Carnage! Watch your ankles the terriers are coming🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
More money than sense! No consideration for others or the environment..😡😡
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
She can navigate the Manchester stretch to the end of the A-Z. 😘🐶🐾
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a waste 😡
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
We'll take it in turns to drive, navigate,and sit in the back like a rock star🤣🤣🐶😘🐾
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤪🤪
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Yay! Road trip😘🐾🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Or Darth Vader🤣🤣🤣?
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
We have a cover that goes over the headrests, some hair does get through the seat belt slots but very good and washes well. I like my petsafe bed because I can sit up and nosey or sleep. The hair stays in that and the fleecy bit washes www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07MP7WP1...
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
It's got presence 😘🐾🐶
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣you'll feel close to her then🥰😘🐾🐶
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mum's still singing it🙉🙉
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Yellow truck 🚚 all the way Heidi😘🐶🐾
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
You look very comfy Billy, and that orange cushion goes really well with your fur 😘🐶🐾
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
😘🐶🐾
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
For all the earworms you've given Mum🤣🤣🙉🙉
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
I am versatile 🤣😘🐶🐾
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
I am Billy😘🐶🐾
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social)
#TerrierTuesday #TravellinginStyle I've tried many forms of transport! A tractor at the Cotswolds Motor Museum, my motorhome, pets safe seat in Mum's Car and Steam train😘🐾🐶
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🥰
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
👋very 🤪😘🐾🐶
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine don't either, funny that 🤪
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Scrub in the garage sink with washing up liqid🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
It's coming! We've just had a warning to expect prolonged rain in the next 10 mins😬
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mud wasn't the problem, they kept cows in the field behind their house😬😬😬💩
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mum has 3 pairs, 2 clog style for the garden and van, and some toe post sandals which are great for summer. 3000+ is obscene🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Why? They have their uses, are comfortable, and last forever, but that many pairs🤪🤪
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Who could resist that face😍 you've got something on your nose pal😘🐾🐶
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
That dog, Charlie, was always rolling in unmentionable things and being bathed🛀🧽🤣😘🐾🐶
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
So sorry to hear this, sending gentle nose bumps. Little Joe looks like a gentle soul and he'll be missed 🐶🐾😘🌈
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mum had a white Jack Russell at the time😈😈🐾🐾🐾
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a brick building where they stored the coal, dark and good to hide in ( and get utterly covered in coal dust) 😈👋
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
He was lovely and teased her so much🥲
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣 it's your smell now Eye make up- you look like Dusty Springfield. Perfume- what's that stink Whatever you wear - you're not going out dressed like that are you? Having said that, Mum's Dad died when she was 22, so she'd give anything for him to moan at her again
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! Mum now singing the theme tune 🙉
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
We really did live mirror lives! He went mental at us both, and nail varnish was what ladies of the night wore🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
And they'd be fitter 🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mum and her brother were always making dens out of stuff that had been fly-tipped with their friends. It's surprising that no one was killed🤣🤣 We had a party line in the kitchen, so a phone in the bedroom was a dream too.
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mum had hers done at the local jewellers. Her Dad said no, not until you're 16. Her mum, in an act of rebellion, took her, and they both had their ears pierced. That way, he couldn't say anything. 🤪
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't forget the scurvy and ringworm 🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Terror darts new for the next Olympics 🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
In our back bedroom, you can see where the dartboard was when the wallpaper is stripped by the large circle of dartboard marks. The people who n lived here before weren't on the darts team either🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly! If you can read lips that well,you obviously know the words so get over it😤
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
If he every plays again, Mum won't be able to watch🙈🙈
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣🤣it's obviously a common problem. Mum's from between Bolton and Wigan, she has improved but sometimes has to repeat herself. They have a rather posh consultant who once was a bit rude about her accent. she told him if he wanted, she'd go full Paddy McGuiness, and he wouldn't understand a word
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially in the North🤣🤣 Maybe in sunlit southern areas, it was easier
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Either they had a big shed or you were near to the board 🎯
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mum was trying to work out if he has big hands or had those comedy foam gloves on🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mum too! Drag the manager out of the dug out, Sir Alex from the stands, then the physio, the office staff......
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
The apology was very cringy 😬 🤣🤣🤣it was passion
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
The coal hole was another good place to play and then get a good hiding for getting dirty🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mum thought they should have asked for volunteers from the crowd....Especially the Grimsby man who they showed saying some very rude words and had to apologise for🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
It's brought back some lovely memories for Mum. She can 'speak' Lancashire dialect up to a point and once got asked to 'translate' for a very broad accented patient who was seeing a German Doctor who spoke beautiful English but was bemused by this old lady🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣 he can't catch one, even with his eyes open🙄
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Our shed was in the back yard of a terraced house and had all Dad's tools and clutter like bikes in it. Technically it was forbidden to go in there. Very far from Enid Blyton 🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
The ginger beer exploded🤣🤣🤣 I always wondered where these Enid Blyton children were who sailed dinghies and had midnight feasts. Now we know! 🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
You have🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Funny local sayings, Mum's always known them as rucks. This is off one of the FB groups for the area she grew up in.
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
We had a short-lived clubhouse in a tree made from a bit of a floor that someone had extended a loft opening, a car back seat and a couple of rusty nails. Great until it collapsed dumping us in the nettles below🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣Shed or swamp, more like Stig of the Dump. Got it in one and you've never met her🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mum did expect Onana to miss, she said can he kick the ball?😤
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
It's the hill that's made from the dirt they bring out of the coal mines, loads where Mum's from, they'd been grassed over but the soil is only thin so you get pretty dirty sliding down them.😘🐾🐶
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
😱 bet he got in trouble! One fern is small play in comparison 👋
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣 it must be, the shed was the centre of a lot of games. They can't remember why they did it either🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣 mmmmm we can see why, at least it wasn't the curtains🤪
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not the only one, Mum and me are hiding while Dad shouts at the TV🙈🙉🙊
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣 Mum and her Brother both got slapped because she locked him in the shed and he smashed the window to get out😬 one of their many escapades🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Theirs also included falling into water after making rope swings, climbing various fences they weren't supposed to and getting filthy on the pit 'rucks'🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
💯 Mum's Brother sent her this a while ago. 🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the stuff! 👍🏻
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a good idea 🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Mum thinks you are adorable 🥰 Of course you're a tufty tufty terrier. We've got it all good looks and toughness in one furry package 😘🐾🐶
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't know how you'd get one now, but he delivered to the people who were here before, so left a pint every morning and called round on Friday to see if we wanted to carry on🤣🤣 The old days🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh that would make a nice rug on the Border Terrier Brown laminate 🥰
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Matches perfectly 👌 other colours in the range include 'Red Grizzle' 'Velvet (ear) Brown' and "Silver Terrier'
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣🤣🤣 he started delivering without being asked when they moved in in 1990, now his son does it. They've gone digital with emails for order changes and bank transfer for payment so they've not been seen for years but 3 times a week a bottle appears on the doorstep. Very environmentally friendly 🐄
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
🤪
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
You have our sympathies🤣We had bottled drinking water but usually we use tap water from the campsite for tea and coffee but it was 🤮
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yes! Had a nice walk and now chilling😴😴👋
Pluto the Border Terrierist (@plutothet.bsky.social) reply parent
Well done Bobby👋😘🐶🐾