You're thinking about priests, pastors, and youth group leaders
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You're thinking about priests, pastors, and youth group leaders
What do you have that you think would convince a non-believer? Think about what it would take for you to believe in Vishnu
Present your evidence
You fail to comprehend the difference between "truth" and "claim" If you cannot demonstrate your statement to match our shared reality, then it cannot be "truth" I see no evidence for the existence of any gods
#Christians #WWJD #MAGA Seriously? You call yourselves "Christians"?
A mistake IMO I know she wants to run for President, but she has the same problem as Hillary... Too much baggage that will rally the MAGA faithful As Governor of the 4th largest economy on Earth, she can do much to safeguard our freedoms
Protecting Pedos
One can also credit the expansion of the Internet into relatively cheap handheld devices (smartphones) Indoctrination survives best in a vacuum
Tom Lehrer was an absolute genius I discovered him after I became a Weird Al fan, but the influence of Tom was obvious I'm going to listen to his works for a bit Starting with "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"
I've never rooted for a clot until now
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social Time to make #CalExit a priority
$50 says Trump tries to revoke Mamdani's citizenship and deport him
Like cheap plastic... WITH cheap plastic
This
Presenting: The Gavin Newsome 2028 Presidential Campaign Brought to you via a generous donation from FOX @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Pay attention folks 33 Senate seats and ALL 435 House seats are up for election on November 3rd, 2026 And the GOP is ACTING like they don't care Almost like they don't even intend on having Midterms
Recognizing irony often requires an IQ in the triple digits
She doesn't hear it, does she?
Blue Dyslexics... Untie!
There's a house on my block for sale
Saw a news report about some guy dressed up as ICE robbing an auto repair shop Why stop there? Most check cashing places hire bilingual employees Many pharmacies hire bilingual employees Odds are, if the employees are bilingual, they are not white Seems like a workable evil plan
Technically true... Even *I* have never been closer to developing my own nuclear weapon I just have to scrape all of the paint off these glow-in-the-dark watches from 1983
Everyone should carry a set of these If the vehicle is unmarked, clip the tire valves
Next on "Dystopian America 2025"
I thought you were supposed to use Orange Juice...
That's hilarious
Fantasy: The Belgariad and Mallorean series by David Eddings Great story Racist AF (anti-Asian) when you take a moment to think about it The writer and wife were once arrested for child abuse of their foster
We had a mackerel tabby that did that We named him Sid Vicious
They should be sterilizing the shop between patients anyhow
#MAGA #Christian What else do you need to realize that this isn't your god's avatar on Earth?
Congratulations... You've been adopted Carry unsalted shelled peanuts and dog kibble to spread as treats for your new flock
So... When does Greg Abbott get charged for transporting illegals within the US?
One of the new German models would be nice
We're doomed The US will soon be lead by COVID homeschoolers who were supervised by day-drinkers, and the results of this Administration's collapse of the education system We had a good run
Me too... Finally seeing Weird Al in concert this year
Lehrer was the musical comedy writer of the 50s and 60s Heavily influenced Weird Al
Cue #TomLehrer www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJ9...
The total lack of basic education, scientific literacy, and the abandonment of critical thinking skills at all grade levels is why the GOP is where they are today They've been hacking away at education funding since shortly after the moon landing And the Democrats let them
8647 2547 I'm good either way
If Trump actually wrote that, I'll eat my shoe
Meanwhile: In the Dystopian Nightmare that is the United States This is like "Handmaid's Tale" produced by Blumhouse You can't escape, ladies... not even in death
Popeye's manager shot a co-worker over burnt biscuits This is the most Southern crime story ever Seriously... I expect a Hallmark movie local12.com/news/nation-...
Follow the Money... www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKhX...
Mayor Ras Baraka was invited in to the ICE facility He left when asked THEN they arrested him outside on the public access
Just not a fan of emotional arguments Keep to the facts
I'd prefer cloned meat, tbh Uses fewer live animals Feeds more people
Every living thing experiences a negative reaction to being damaged or eaten Humans are animals We eat other living things for sustenance www.scientificamerican.com/article/stre....
Even the Church of @joepiscopo.bsky.social Piscopo sees the problem with this shit
Don't I know it You should see the subterranean BART pigeons in the Bay Area, CA
Do Pink Pigeons next... Worst nest builders on the planet
Keep posting Professor The oligarchy is in charge Our only options are to fight or to submit to tyranny History has shown, repeatedly, the there is only one way to remove oligarchs from power... revolution
@samuelljackson.bsky.social We need Mace Windu
His miracle is getting people to buy his bullshit
You run, I'll vote Bay Area, CA
I can't tell whether or not it'll get better American politics is only the tip of the proverbial melting iceberg
They don't even hear the irony
This is from The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson aired on May 20th, 1977. Carl Sagan says something very important, a strong message that didn't lose any validity since then.
I see many arguments going back and forth The sub order, Feliformia Includes cats, hyenas, mongoose and viverrids (civets) The sub order, Caniformia Includes dogs, bears, racoons, mustelids, and seals/sea lions So they are "related" you just have to go back a ways to get to a common ancestor
Everyone knows a standard Stormtrooper is 1.2 @markhamillofficial.bsky.social 's tall
Also an atheist Hoping for Tagle or Turkson as the next Pope
This is what MS13 tats look like They aren't subtle
There's a right time and a wrong time to waste millions on a dick shaped rocket into low orbit Read the room ladies
When white people discover chili powder
I'm glad you're working But I'm against the religious indoctrination of future generations
Atheists are the result of a lack of evidence that gods exist Nothing more If you're going to attempt to insult someone's intellect, learn to spell
I also prefer a hot breakfast
Of course, I'm antitheistic Belief in gods inevitably leads to fanaticism and an attempt at controlling the lives of others to conform to the theist's perverse way of thinking Better to leave such nonsense in the past
I find Taco Bell's "food" to be generally offensive
Do you believe a god exists? Simple "yes or no" question
Ignorance is abhorrent to me
If all you have to defend yourself are ad homs and logical fallacies, your position is pretty weak
Ad homs do not demonstrate your god to exist, nor do they address the topic Please try again
Not at all Unless you can demonstrate your god to exist, it is literally a figment of your imagination Just saying "look at the trees" is not demonstrating your god's existence, it's only demonstrating the existence of trees
Yes... Your god As a figment of your imagination, your god is uniquely yours It hates what you hate, it approves of what you approve of It is a partition of your own psyche
So. What you're saying is you cannot point out any specific phenomenon and describe how your god makes it happen Typical theistic Argument from Ignorance/Incredulity
Be specific What exactly is a demonstration of your god and how do you know it's your god Pick a single natural phenomenon and describe how your god makes it happen
What in nature "demonstrates god"? Scientific inspiration is inspired by the human instinct, curiosity We like knowing how something works Figuring out new ways of doing things was part of our evolution into what we are today The "institutions" are what keep your gods in the minds of humanity
I can't understand it for you
My joke was antitheistic All religions are scams out to make a profit/prophet Happy to be your starfish You aren't gonna make my brown-eye blue
Profits/Prophets Homonym There isn't any scam more profitable than religion I tell you a fairy tale, you give me 10%
I can only explain it to you I can't understand it for you
Meh... you do you I happen to love bad puns If you find them inappropriate or uncomfortable, then it just makes it funnier to me I know my intent How you chose to infer it is a you problem
Homonym humor Think it through
Depends on the Joke Joan Rivers had some great ones
I am an atheist because no one has yet to demonstrate that a "god" exists I'm anti-theist because theists interfere with scientific progress, cultural evolution and they have a tendency to molest children
Making a prophet?
I stopped believing in magic and the supernatural Read the Bible Then recognize the fact that any story with talking animals and magic fruit is probably fantasy
The MAGA process
We really need to stop measuring the strength of our economy by how well the already wealthy are doing
There... There Dinosaurs
What we have here is a failure to recognize causation There are multiple factors that lead to crime and family instability, including income inequality, cost of living, Lack of education and loss of opportunities
O Lord, bless this, thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy
I am an atheist because no theist has ever demonstrated to me that their claims about gods are anything but fallacious thinking Belief in gods is due to indoctrination, nothing more Rationalizations for that belief are mostly Arguments from Ignorance or Circular Reasoning
Gods are not evidenced to exist There's an abundance of evidence that mothers are real
There is no evidence that the consciousness survives brain death There is no evidence of an afterlife Worshiping a god because you fear hell is like hanging garlic on your door because you fear vampires
Pete Hegseth = #WhiskeyLeaks #HegsethWhiskeyLeaks Let's make it a thing
Suggested edit... "Waited 10 years" because that's how long it would take for the prey population to reach levels that would survive constant predation