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Cubs. Bears. Other stuff. Pointlessexercise.com newsletter. Pointless Exercise podcasts. Desipio Media Ventures. Formerly of The Athletic. Still surprisingly athletic.

created July 4, 2023

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How many spots can one team use on the concussion IL?

19/9/2025, 12:19:54 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/9/2025, 11:54:32 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two of my all-time favorite Kershaw moments...

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18/9/2025, 8:59:55 PM | 18 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good riddance to a complete piece of crap choke artist whose postseason ERA is nearly two full runs higher than his regular season ERA.

18/9/2025, 8:46:15 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Free for all: The Cubs celebrated yesterday like they actually won something, which they haven't yet. But there's nothing wrong with it. www.pointlessexercise.com/all-hail-the...

18/9/2025, 1:14:05 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Free for all: The Cubs celebrated yesterday like they actually won something, which they haven't yet. But there's nothing wrong with it. www.pointlessexercise.com/all-hail-the...

18/9/2025, 1:14:05 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are we cursed to have to watch Ian Happ play, or is Ian his own curse? @olegkup.bsky.social, @praz.bsky.social and I discuss how no Cubs' player has ever played in as many losing postseason games without a win as he has, 8, just like his jersey number. www.youtube.com/shorts/aReUr...

18/9/2025, 2:33:01 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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On the pod this week with @praz.bsky.social and @olegkup.bsky.social I learned that a story my dad had told me about something ridiculous that happened at a big league baseball game is actually true. www.youtube.com/shorts/FFbnJ...

18/9/2025, 1:33:54 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just the yummy part

17/9/2025, 9:10:48 PM | 12 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think Eric Daze officially retired.

17/9/2025, 9:04:00 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s really something.

17/9/2025, 9:04:10 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That Ian Happ is the longest tenured pro athlete in the city says a lot about the state of disarray in Chicago sports.

17/9/2025, 8:56:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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John Mallee was already there and didn’t bother to put his shirt back on.

17/9/2025, 8:45:44 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shōta understands a lot of English, as evidenced by him laughing before the question of who he was looking forward to spray champagne on before it got translated.

17/9/2025, 8:47:09 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has Justin Turner given anyone Covid yet?

17/9/2025, 8:36:28 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best. youtube.com/shorts/DGfpk...

17/9/2025, 8:32:29 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cliff Floyd is providing very useful analysis of this: “The bus is gonna stink. That plane is gonna stink.”

17/9/2025, 8:28:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Civale probably already had a personal champagne celebration in his house a few weeks ago when he switched from the White Sox to the Cubs.

17/9/2025, 8:24:12 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is Andrew Kittredge’s first shower as a Cub.

17/9/2025, 8:15:25 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reese just took the bullpen car out for a little alone time.

17/9/2025, 8:14:11 PM | 10 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would love it if one of the guys who just got there, like Aaron Civale, was just going nuts spraying champagne right at guys screaming, “YEAH! WE DID IT! WHOO!”

17/9/2025, 8:12:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could he ask to play five games in right before the end of the season? Just asking as a fantasy owner who has him in a keeper league and would like to be able to use other players in my Util spot next year. Thanks.

17/9/2025, 6:26:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As Praz pointed out, the Cubs’ magic number is one and since they have the tiebreaker over the D’bags it’s effectively zero. They have clinched a wild card spot. And Matt Boyd is pitching like it.

17/9/2025, 5:29:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 5:27:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bradgley?

17/9/2025, 4:04:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 3:04:51 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 3:03:03 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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When should the Cubs celebrate? Whenever the hell they want to, that's when. @praz.bsky.social and @olegkup.bsky.social are here to discuss Nico's batting title hopes, the odds of that ball finding Anthony Rizzo, game one starters and injuries. www.pointlessexercise.com/podcast-why-...

17/9/2025, 12:56:58 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude HATES the dodger stadium PA. It’s such a great recurring bit

17/9/2025, 3:24:59 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching Giants-D'bags and Duane Kuiper yelling at the PA for being too loud never gets old. He's not wrong.

17/9/2025, 3:19:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cubs magic number

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17/9/2025, 2:03:28 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The podcast is live! And @praz.bsky.social is explaining that the Cubs actually CAN clinch tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmYq...

17/9/2025, 1:00:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deal.

17/9/2025, 12:18:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has to be doing it on purpose at this point. Right? Probably not. He’s just a dope.

17/9/2025, 12:00:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Skenes and what else?

16/9/2025, 11:44:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clearly, Paul Skenes blows.

16/9/2025, 11:15:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wrote about the state of the Rizzo Crash, my worries about the Rizzo Straddle, and the shock on Rizzo Weekend pebblehunting.substack.com/p/the-rizzo-...

16/9/2025, 10:01:24 PM | 20 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nico might win the batting title, and if he does he'll have by far the worst average to ever win it in in the NL. Plus, Petecrow's bad second half is reminiscent of another Cub who turned out to be pretty good. www.pointlessexercise.com/nico-might-w...

16/9/2025, 1:10:40 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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RIP Robert Redford, the Mad Dog had your back

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16/9/2025, 6:09:36 PM | 148 38 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am so used to typing them that way that my editors at The Athletic had to constantly correct my spellings of Seattke, Barves and Pissburgh.

16/9/2025, 3:39:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barves and Seattke are long-running things to mock long ago misspelled Tribune sports page headlines.

16/9/2025, 3:38:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see nothing wrong here. Too bad Seattke’s Phil Bradley was in the other league.

16/9/2025, 2:20:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nico might win the batting title, and if he does he'll have by far the worst average to ever win it in in the NL. Plus, Petecrow's bad second half is reminiscent of another Cub who turned out to be pretty good. www.pointlessexercise.com/nico-might-w...

16/9/2025, 1:10:40 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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This blows. Sign up for Alan’s newsletter.

16/9/2025, 12:56:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Usually, that noise is a fart in the bathtub.

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16/9/2025, 12:54:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The one and only.

16/9/2025, 12:49:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cubs magic number

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16/9/2025, 12:23:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chris Fowler is still a terrible football play by play announcer.

16/9/2025, 3:02:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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July 20. It was against the Cardinals, though. www.espn.com/mlb/news/sto...

16/9/2025, 3:00:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll bet the ump called Gene "Blind Al."

16/9/2025, 2:59:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it was all of them.

16/9/2025, 2:57:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like to think that Latroy wasn't complaining about the strike zone, he was mad at the ump for making fun of Gene Clines' sunglasses.

16/9/2025, 2:54:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cubs magic number

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16/9/2025, 1:30:17 AM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/9/2025, 1:27:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Huh. Kinda seems like Mike Soroka still sucks.

16/9/2025, 12:48:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does the one little girl in the Four Seasons commercial look like she’s 35 years old?

16/9/2025, 12:18:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe Willi is actually just paying homage to the time Junior Lake wore the wrong jersey?

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16/9/2025, 12:10:57 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Second.

16/9/2025, 12:08:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boog the superhero youtu.be/BARjPuUN36Y?...

15/9/2025, 11:45:05 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has Marquee commented on the fact Willi is wearing 21 tonight for Clemente like the Pirates are? Or is it just all eye black talk?

15/9/2025, 11:40:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dansby smacked that at Pham like they are in the same fantasy football league.

15/9/2025, 11:38:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Petecrow’s first hit since June.

15/9/2025, 11:35:02 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boog is telling Phil Rizzuto stories for no apparent reason. Including the “WW” story completely oblivious to the fact that Pat taught Ron Santo to do the same thing. But why would they ever know that?

15/9/2025, 11:34:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somebody tell Boog that it’s Horwitz not Horowitz because there’s only one fucking o in it.

15/9/2025, 11:24:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/9/2025, 9:29:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is some weird shit. I hope Craig fires the boys up tonight with an inspirational message from Lou Boudreau.

15/9/2025, 9:28:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He cuts quite the imposing figure, hunched over his desk in his too low chair hiding the rotting flesh on the back of his right hand. He's certainly rough looking. Maybe not so tough looking, though. Many people are saying...

15/9/2025, 9:20:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anthony Rizzo got a well-deserved big day over the weekend. He's officially retired, and we are officially old. Thanks, Anthony, you did a helluva job. www.pointlessexercise.com/welcome-home...

15/9/2025, 1:09:30 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been a rough month for Michael Busch and Matt Shaw, even at the plate. They have combined to "hit" .164/.244/.233 with one homer, seven RBI and 22 strikeouts. But don't worry. I just saw that one of them is "heating up."

15/9/2025, 4:11:34 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anthony Rizzo got a well-deserved big day over the weekend. He's officially retired, and we are officially old. Thanks, Anthony, you did a helluva job. www.pointlessexercise.com/welcome-home...

15/9/2025, 1:09:30 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, Jack. It was great stuff.

15/9/2025, 12:53:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cubs magic number

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15/9/2025, 12:07:06 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's also two Rekraps in a row where I forgot to include my favorite new stat. When Caleb started the season 10-for-10 passing he was the first to start with at least 8 straight completions since Bob Avellini in 1978. And Bob went 0-for-11 after that to finish the game 8-for-19.

15/9/2025, 2:00:48 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only Bears pod you'll ever need. Oh, that's so sad.

15/9/2025, 1:59:04 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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These Bears don't deserve a full podcast, that's why the Rekrap (brought to you by Cellozzi-Ettleson Chevrolet) is perfect. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T9k...

15/9/2025, 1:58:20 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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@pointlessexercise.com Larry Lacewell was the name of the guy with the Cowboys you were trying to remember. What's funny is that the story between him and Switzer was actually public knowledge 30+ years ago, when such stories sometimes were swept under the rug. vault.si.com/vault/1994/0...

15/9/2025, 12:45:23 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not unless they agree to take on Luis Robert’s full option next year.

14/9/2025, 10:27:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cubs magic number

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14/9/2025, 8:59:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/9/2025, 8:50:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t believe Owen Cassie is on the concussion IL. All he did was run full speed into a brick wall leading with his face.

14/9/2025, 6:54:23 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goff didn’t spike the ball with any time left. They got the snap off with one second remaining but that doesn’t stop the clock.

14/9/2025, 6:47:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think the Lions need the help of the refs just giving them a touchdown.

14/9/2025, 6:41:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m as impressed as Jonathan Vilma is with Deion Branch. Considering he’s a 46 year old retired wide receiver. That’s Brian Branch who plays for the Lions.

14/9/2025, 5:47:07 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cubs magic number

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14/9/2025, 2:01:05 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine if you didn’t know Jordan Cornette is 6’9?

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13/9/2025, 11:32:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think if he’d gone back to the bag Junior Caminero might have tried to tag him, which wouldn’t have worked. So everybody might have been safe.

13/9/2025, 9:44:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like how the nuance of “go on any grounder unless it’s hit directly to the guy standing right next to you” is apparently impossible to coach.

13/9/2025, 9:24:02 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They had no passing game in his six starts last year. 157 or fewer yards in four of them. But at least he was leading the league with six fumbles when they replaced them.

13/9/2025, 9:22:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And JD trying to hand wave the awful Dansby running on contact with nobody out move with, “if he hadn’t gone there they’d have turned a double play” is the kind of kiss ass apologist stuff he’s supposed to be above.

13/9/2025, 9:00:39 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ian Happ is CLUTCH.

13/9/2025, 8:58:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shame that the Cubs are wasting one of Michael Busch’s four hits since the All-Star break.

13/9/2025, 8:45:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do we think this head weighs?

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13/9/2025, 7:33:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/9/2025, 7:00:30 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Owen Cassie just Ben Grieve’d himself in right. And ate an ivy covered brick.

13/9/2025, 6:58:10 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You should let them out. And I am impressed they all fit.

13/9/2025, 6:57:07 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Bouncing off of”

13/9/2025, 6:55:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then the on field delay was Anthony throwing the ball back onto the field.

13/9/2025, 6:55:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mo literally hit his first career homer to Anthony Rizzo. Bounced right off Rizz’s hand.

13/9/2025, 6:53:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing. A Cubs prospect that can hit!

13/9/2025, 6:52:00 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Al is mad they were allowed to bring in outside cheese

13/9/2025, 6:32:43 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view