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I think it’s probably a decent chance my personality. But I just can’t wrap my head around matching with random guys who I have no circles in common and then I’m just expected to start flirting based on some pictures and a series of short prompts. It’s too forced and not enough security as a woman.
I wish man 😭
I have no idea how yall use dating apps. I downloaded one and tried it for 20 minutes before I deleted the entire app and account. Horrifying experience
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I have none but next time I’m gonna cook some veggies in it. Green beans would be good🤤
Gosh the pan is full of the melted butter, fat, garlic, rosemary, and salt and I could drink that sauce
Very good! That’s the easiest part hah
It’s not undercooked tho right?
Guys guys guys Take two, this has to be better?!
I’m never going back there 😭 I’m traumatized
Finding a man who loves the sound of madness album and butt rock music is hard, okay 😒😂
5-6 of my cousins have gotten married in the past year Meanwhile, me with zero dates and prospects Every convo begins with “so when you gonna find someone?”
Oh wait what is it
Casual 130k 🫠
No it just sucks bc I know I wouldn’t be able to keep up with it 🫠😭
Sigh
What about one of those cool vintage ford broncos
Jesus I hate that I love how that looks
Ben did help me find a car I love btw so can vouch for his skills here
Just gotta keep winning for the next two months 🫠
No 🫠
Dammit now it’s stuck in my head 😭
Carl after staying up night after night working on this
I literally stopped watching bc we were down when I turned on the game earlier so this is news 😂
We are currently down in a game, so yes
Any restaurant that puts that on their menu is a no for me, no matter what the food
I know we’re going to the playoffs but bc I’m a new fan I’m annoyed the last month hasn’t been better
Ngl shit is pretty rough lately personally🫠 so much fun
🫠 the good season balances it out, right?
No more west coast baseball!
Checks the game score “I hate baseball again”
beautiful Arditi
Is it still a quesadilla if it’s just cheese?
I don’t really care if a man knows how to cook But based on how my attempt at making dinner tonight went, I think for the sake of us both, my next boyfriend needs to be a better chef than me Dinner is now cheese in a grilled tortilla btw 😶
I didn’t know that. Seems so early!
How is the 2026 mlb schedule out? How
And annoyed!
I’m anxious and upset… And anxious
No. Absolutely not
So we’re not gonna talk about Jack?
Look, it’s one loss… close game 😒
The best team in the mlb HANDS DOWN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OMG
HELLLLLLL YEA ⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️
ANOTHER RUN
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
BASES LOADED
Let’s just say it was rough
Did you watch the Joe Rogan episode? Some interesting stuff in there… 😬
But have fun and beat the Astros Go birds?
STOP IM GONNA BE HUNGRY
Me, no idea who you’re talking about or 95% of the Astros or orioles roster: yea exactly
Give him 24 hours before he starts complaining about their injured players and that they can’t hit a baseball
Meh 😒🙄
WE ARE SO BACK
It didn’t taste bad but a bit tougher than even I’d like
I was not aiming for this BTW I was just worried I wasn’t getting the right read on the temp and left it too long and it overcooked 🫠
Don’t get me started Carl 😤
Ben reading all this knowing he was the one who told me to add the butter and rosemary
I made steak dinner with a side salad and I’ve got a cold Diet Coke and I’m watching baseball outside I’m doing great 🙂↕️
I used a spoon to scoop the butter and pour over the steak if that’s what you’re asking, yes
He told me to buy skirt and I got them confused 😭 I think we should just be happy I didn’t put ketchup on it ok
I just put butter in the pan with some rosemary and garlic
I can buy another steak and try again. This time the correct steak!
At least the butter and rosemary wasn’t burnt!
Don’t worry you’ll be more upset in 3 minutes
Guys this is not going well
*asks @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social what kind of steak I should buy *he tells me Me internally: why is the steak so expensive Folks he told me skirt steak, I bought a whole NY strip steak
How expensive are mlb playoff tickets 👀 Not WS but like division series or wild card
You have to be one of the most adventurous lawyers I’ve seen
This is trash talk I must accept bc it’s true
Was that a different interaction or same moose? How many incidents have there been?!
Brian we need a better pic gotta move in closer 😂
Astros fans: THE ASTROS DYNASTY AND TEAM IS UNMATCHED current state of the season: we are unsure if the Astros will win a series against the orioles
@notchbackfiero.bsky.social for the next few days I might have to increase my shit talking 😂
BASEBALL
Anxiety is fun!
I will not cave
HOW
Tartar sauce mixed with ketchup?
Let the people answer 😤
Okay so… need to prove @callmemrwiggles.bsky.social wrong How many of you eat ketchup with fish and chips?
No! THEYRE SO BACK
Itll be fine, right?
WHY HAS NO ONE SCORED
I’ve been at peak anxiety for nearly 7 days straight and I’d like it to stop pls
WE ARE SO BACK
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YES
ANOTHER RUN
OMG OMG OMG OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANOTHER HOME RUN
ooof
uhhhhhhhhhh the astros doing ok? bc wtf
ohhh what is that
ANOTHER RUN
A FUCKING TRIPLE?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG WHAT A GAME
JACK FLAHERTY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
OMG FUCK YEA HOLY SHIT