I have now!
I have now!
Opinion: Amazon's NZ boss makes one of the clumsiest and most embarrassing attempts to spin good news out of a fiasco, in a long time, writes Jonathan Milne.
It's a metaphor for big ugly green guys with bolts in their necks and huge misshapen shoes. Yeah just go look in a mirror you clod.
Joke's on you buddy, I can't read
a h h , Y E S ! s a t u r d a y s a r e m a d e f o r D A D S ! a n d d a d ‘ s C A R . . . !
Jesus Christ you polish up with a haircut
This is immaculate
Lick my ass
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
Calorie mate tastes like chalk with a hint of vomit. Mgs3 doesn't really explain that.
Forced sissi-fication state
A bubsy game has no right looking actually decent
![her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it [pic of the earth from a low orbit perspective] all of our troubles seem to small from up here](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ts4w5w74xg3vl5hylorxipjp/bafkreihq3whkpak6xg3xdmbyr4iaivum2twilz46xacpq7nbb3ladgafwa@jpeg "Click to view full size")
i think the next bullshit tech bubble will be the one. going all in on the next piece of shit thing
malcom in the middle fanart i made years ago that i still like
This is what wrestling was supposed to be, this is what they took from you
LinkedIn remains undefeated
Incredibly rude to make me spend money rn
Oompah loompa. They're endangered.
nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
Every now and then i find a thing I feel sudden inspiration to do that i will not because it's Wrong, just fuckin' Wrong. Directly 'shopping friends. Drop & run items... And 'shopping the least or most unlikely MAGAs into this
Looking great!
No you see it's actually a sign of my virility that I look like shit and dogs bark at me on the street
Ooh ya
Young refuseniks burn their IOF draft papers in the middle of Tel Aviv They refuse to serve in the Israeli Occupation Forces, and are willing to go to military jail for their position. The new generation of refuseniks is supported by the older, many of them spent months in jail already
Can't believe you're doing this when the Cheeto in chief is in the white house!!!!
coldo and the graveyard ghosts
if you're tired of friendslop, that's not very hopecore of you, truly in your hate era, so not teeheepilled, should be smilemaxxing, have you ever heard of yay theory, don't be a genrecel, i love to play companionlikes, it's so sugoipunk
you dont need remasters!!!!!!! just play the game as presented!!!!!!!! enjoy historical context!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate to use mental instability as a bludgeon but this reads like the writings of someone genuinely very unwell
One of JK Rowling's TERF friends was just arrested for assaulting a pregnant woman and a 10 year old child. She threatened to post pictures of them on Facebook calling them pedophiles for being at a LGBTQ event. We told you this would happen.
IDF soldiers have now themselves admitted they have been ordered to murder aid-seekers in Gaza. Truly an atrocity built on atrocity. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Absolutely insane behaviour but whatever makes people happy I guess
every day i go to the merovingian's restaurant and they always ask me what i want like it isn't obvious i want the fucking cake that makes me cum again
Sorry mate I was trying to be quiet
You guys gonna post links to these articles or just stick to images and headlines and hope people will figure it out for themselves?
Shitting bricks knowing Miyamoto is gonna kick in my door for playing silly buggers
"do you even know who I am? Do you know who my dad is?"
Maybe a red flag for therapy but you have to admit that'd be fuckin sick airbrushed on the side of a van
pope leo speaks on the risks children face from using ai, saying he’s concerned about “the possible consequences of the use of ai on their intellectual and neurological development.” “access to data, however extensive, must not be confused with intelligence” he said.
This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.
Oh look. Another "Gender Critical" myth about trans healthcare, for which they have no evidence at all, disproven via study. When we all knew it was false all along anyway
Every article about the inevitability of AGI
His name is Bart and if he gets your phone number he texts really late at night with his thoughts about Marvel shows on Netflix
He's not wrong though fuckin sort it out criterion
I would also like to state for the record that it ruins beautifully on the Switch 2 (for anyone that is getting bored with playing Mario Kart)
You know what really boils my piss? Hotel kettles.
rt if you're a huge drinks girly
Let's all repeat together: "better things aren't possible!"
Read a few horror stories lately and I'm happy that your Dad has the decency and humanity to be a good Dad. You should be proud.
incredible things are happening in China
only creatures with the spark of divinity can render the sacred symbol
If it's wrong to be a hater then I'd sooner be happy than right
Yeah, fair
Greta is twice the person of anyone in power and a reminder that not everything is awful. Hard not to look at what's going on and think "grow up ffs"
Damn. Now say what you really feel
Cops-- pathetic. Fuck off. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason
(Banging on the window of a guy talking on the phone in his car) hey man you’re in a filter bubble. Hang on (aggressively rattling the door handle) let me get in there and show you the most racist image you have ever seen,
Applying for jobs with a cover letter that states clearly that I do not know what a computer is and also regard them as unchristian
Hey, look, listen, I can't and won't read. I'm just here to get angry.
Hey this was really good. Had no idea about this game but bought it after the podcast.
Absolutely harrowing, insane shit. No words to begin expressing my horror.
He's gonna die like Elvis
Okay sure but that's honestly a pretty good summary
I think I loved everything about this game except for the act of actually playing it
If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
Batteries should get heavier when you charge them #tech #tedtalks
I hate crypto, I hate online gambling, I hate AI, I hate pay-later, I hate subscription models, I hate the gig economy, I hate ring cameras, I hate drones, I hate self checkout. I don't want to come off as a luddite but capitalism's hold on tech sucks.
Little known fact but "New York Style Pizza" was actually invented in LA
Some absolutely incredible late '90s graphic design in this old issue of Official PlayStation Magazine UK.
No more and no less
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
That's perfect but if it could still be set to go beeeeep when I turn the machine on I'd appreciate it. Maybe pump out the sound of the gd rom drive grinding to make up for the gd-emu making the machine silent.
Jesus christ
Quietly: smiling man, smiling man The other people on the train: smiling man! Smiling man!
I like this. I'm glad you're finding happiness in yourself.
The Steam page for Earthion is up! A brand-new side-scrolling shooter built on real 16bit tech, featuring explosive pixel art and a soundtrack powered by the YM2612. Wishlist now and witness a new generation of shooters. store.steampowered.com/app/3597580/...
If you were born in 2007, that means you were 10 when Trump first entered office, entered high school during COVID lockdown, and entered college at the height of ChatGPT. I have to imagine you are functionally insane.
Tbh I don't get it but I love whores
Got to have a call with the real, actual Frankenstein and Dracula!??
For the last time check the wiki
I love the smiling man. He is the harbinger but also the balm
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
In a future where reading comprehension no longer sure exists, people flock to a website where they can react to the hottest takes
Does my toaster miss me when I am at work Are my washer and dryer married
How did we get from "Do not use Wikipedia as a source" to "ask hallucinating chatbot everything"?
Pope Francis’s "Urbi et Orbi" Easter speech: “How much contempt is stirred up at times towards the vulnerable, the marginalized and migrants...I appeal to all those in positions of political responsibility in our world not to yield to the logic of fear which only leads to isolation from others.”
“It's hypocrisy to call yourself a Christian and chase away a refugee or someone seeking help, someone who is hungry or thirsty, toss out someone who is in need of my help. If I say I am Christian, but do these things, I'm a hypocrite." -Pope Francis
This was an excellent review. It was good to read a competent breakdown of the game AND the baggage attached to it.
inside thoughts
Bring this one back in print you cowards. The Oliver Twins aren't gonna shop that license out to nobody else
"Ha, Ha, Ha. The Devil can't burn me up!" Illustration from a 1904 newspaper printed on asbestos as a world's fair souvenir
