they actually just made up leonid brezhnev for that song
they actually just made up leonid brezhnev for that song
When I say you don’t have to worry about microplastics in your brain I mean that there is much stronger evidence that you should be worrying about other things that you don’t ever think about, like the draining of peatlands for agriculture, and things that you think about all the time, like fascism.
This is incredibly funny imo
Thank you to everyone who showed up for office hours!!! I loved answering your questions and hearing what you care about. 10/10 would recommend to any candidate.
let's see your AI do that
Today the most important creative decision I made as EIC of The Verge was adding three question marks to this headline www.theverge.com/news/647072/...
Don't let Frank's age fool you! He might be the biggest nympho in the S🤩X House
I do love this bridge. from the walk earlier this morning.
Do you think politicians have hand fetish and that's why they get into it so they can shake all those hands
How much do you think it costs to make a pair of Nike shoes in Asia? Before you open this thread, take a guess. Settle on a number and then compare it to what you'll learn in this thread. 🧵
who doesn't?
yeah. does. sorry. surely not to some folks! but yeah.
calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
less than ten trans women tried to play collegiate sports and now the car dealership class gets to crash the global economy and set up sweatshops in the midwest
well I laughed when I just saw this again for the first time since it went up. this is still fucking hilarious. 🩶
Only Denzel could make “I’ll see you at work” sound cool
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Speaking as a typist myself, I think that'd be a hard adaptation. The first novel is Chaucer's road to Canterbury in space and the second one very much isn't. Wanna do just the first novel then? It ends on a cliffhanger. Books 1 and 2 are great but so different from each other.
oh no. you scared him 🥹
penis take the wheel
God I really tried to give Sarah McBride every chance and my faith has been rewarded with constant betrayal
Even severance is sanitized in some ways. But hey could you really have a show where they smuggle innie mark the communist manifesto?
In an email to The Post, his father, Errol, said Musk and his brother were “not into political nonsense, & we lived in a very well-run, law-abiding country with virtually no crime at all. Actually no crime. We had several black servants who were their friends” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Abundance is good, but it's not winning votes as a public platform. It has longer term effects in that direction and we should make it something electeds are privately obsessed with, but it doesn't belong on the campaign trail. There's no antagonist
anti elon tesla club my name is anti elon tesla club and there's a milion cars I coulda gub whatever. we're at an impasse with ub i find
blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
they actually just made up leonid brezhnev for that song
They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
snowy!
just saw wicked. a fine film. it's all good. ...but tall munchkins? that's fucked up.
A list of bands in order of efficacy: 3. Placebo 2. The Cure 1. Prevention
boo! that's the real possum shit
huh. what do you call one letterbox bar.
It wasn't until like last year I realized it's a play on Chuck Berry.
i love how cats just slap everything they don't understand
Trump just named Newsmax host and 2020 election denier Seb Gorka as his pick to be senior director for counterterrorism.
"For over a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice." I'm thinking secret society. I'm thinking Brotherhood Of The Cruciform Sword or whatever. Nope! They had a castle you could see from halfway across Coruscant.
Walking out of ANH — Death Star blows up, everyone but Chewie gets a medal, triumph, credits — if you were asked, "what do you think meetings of these Jedi looked like in previous generations?" you would've said "probably pretty shady." But no! "Extremely expensive, extremely visible real estate."
koo joo, gwankee ha ha ha ha ha
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I'm sorry, but "traditional marriage" in the 1950s was just a game of chicken to see if the wife would poison the husband before he sends her to get a lobotomy, and honestly extreme kinks like that just aren't for me
not to be too harsh but what’s the use of transgender representation in congress if they will immediately give in to fascist demands. genuinely what’s the purpose to this at all here
*bashing head into desk*
aw lookit this guy 🥰
well what I do is tap 'like' and watch it go pink and then go back to not-pink and tap it again and again like charlie brown.
hear hear! and I say redistribute the roads!
"possum you posted a swastika ten minutes ago" *waves dismissively* a detail!
I steer clear of NSFW accounts (even art) on here and on the former place, simply because I like looking at my phone in line at the bank or whatever. Y'all really out here just rolling those dice at church?
Cool art in this issue of Current Affairs.
I'm working on a theory. Is country a more restrictive genre than rock? Gotta be, right? And I like plenty of country, old country in particular — and western. And they *are* folk traditions, so technically you can fit anything in there, but....you also have an ethos to match. A narrower ethos.
we have accepted what is within us that is cringe, and have killed that which cringes
heartwarming. I think he thinks you're eiffel 65.
yeah my bad 😔
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Finally some news I can sing about.
they found me. I don't know how but they found me.
aw. she's pensive. 💚🥰
Carl Sagan nailed it back in 1995.
An under covered story is how GOP politicians fear their physical safety if they defy Trump agenda. A high level MAGA person told me: “They should be afraid. They didn’t win the election. Trump did.”
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Sting's been peaking the whole time.
i’ve been seeing people joining bluesky saying their feeds are dull or slow and want more people to follow, i put together a startpack of people i think are very funny, smart, i’m friends with, and people we had on western kabuki!
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This picture also reminds me of the beginning of his first term, when those journalists (ProPublica maybe?) discovered you could access a nice strong signal for unsecured Mar-a-Lago wifi from a boat.
They are about to trash Medicare and Medicaid
We are all witnessing anticipatory obedience in real time.
If Trump has them that intimidated then they need to retire. And MSNBC hosts piled on CNN earlier this year but their code of silence on this is gross. Have some courage and integrity. Is that too much to ask, or are you just too comfortable?
Moskowitz: Laser beams do not start fires in California. We cannot guide where hurricanes go. You know who’s amplifying that stuff? Foreign accounts.
1. The name Bluesky was originally a placeholder for the project started by Twitter to build an open social protocol. Purely by coincidence, my mother gave me the name Lantian, which translates to "blue sky."
2025 white house cabinet meeting
A lot going on in this old sign
Word of this morning is ‘procaffeinate’: to put everything on hold until you’ve had sufficient amounts of coffee.
Sadly, Brian’s reporting is correct. Over the past week I heard from two entirely separate very reliable sources, with some vivid detail, that they are absolutely terrified of Trump.
For fucks sake
Ukraine Fired U.S.-Made Missiles Into Russia for First Time, Officials Say www.nytimes.com/2024/11/19/w...
Most caves are yea
Anyone remember Celebrity Deathmatch? MTV and their random programming mixed amongst music videos. What a time to be alive
Look we can admit he was right without going overboard.
And never eat dates if a monkey was just poisoned by them one second ago.
God damn. This is a scorcher. Great read.
Bluesky tip for newbies: Bluesky has no real algorithm. Likes here do nothing but show the poster that you enjoyed their content. That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂
A lot of people are asking, “What can we do to protect our parks from being destroyed by the Trump admin?” Let’s be honest, the next four years are going to be tough. Just like the first term, we anticipate a relentless assault on the environment-maybe even worse, now that lessons were learned. 1/4
I’m going to a “social media for non-profits” class tomorrow so I can try to better help some of the animal orgs I work with, and I’m very very curious to see if they mention bluesky or if it will be all about fighting algorithms on tiktok and meta.
Charming livery. I bet it's minty.
