We don't give a flying fuck about your "thoughts and prayers," you asshole.

Put a sock in it Mike. This is your fault.

Arrogant prick

One tasked with provision of common defense and promotion of general welfare?

WTF! The federal government has the Army Corps of Engineers & funds to put the right boots on the ground to provide real help. If you're going to play the natural selection game then you better watch out b/c mother nature holds all the cards. No amount of money, thoughts & prayers going to save you.

Or, ya know, follow science

No diss to Satanists, but the classic red devil imagery of someone being pure evil need to be updated to look exactly like Mike Johnson. All that man need is an overdone sun tan and growing a goatee and he'd fit the specs. "The resources available". They're defunding and getting rid of all of it.

Keebler is missing its evil elf.

Under theocratic fascism there is only surrender unto god. Who are the oligarchs and their dictator.

What a sad, pathetic little man he is.

Praying to imaginary ghosts doesn't help anyone.

Watching from the golf course!

Nice pearls Mike was clutching.

Yes. Imagine a body that could pass legislation to fund disasters and craft bills to combat the climate crisis. What a concept.

Thoughts and prayers! The all purpose MAGA solution to the world’s problems! MAGA tool! Trump toadie! Fake Christian!

Fuck your Texas. Pray.

And fuck you Texas too.

He’s an embarrassment to his position and the religion to which he claims to subscribe . What a pathetic excuse of a legislator.

Ohhh. The same response as gay club and school shootings. 🙏

If prayer worked he would have explosive diarrhea 24/7 for eternity

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Speaker of the House, Third in line to the Presidency and a worthless, spineless, gormless twat.

Is the president dialled in or busy golfing? If I were a betting man it would be golfing.

He was golfing this weekend. Now supposedly, he’s back to his “trade war.“ I think is climate change tornado season has always started in March. This year between January and mid June the US had 700 tornadoes. The POTUS said nothing, no sympathy for all of the people killed, all of the disasters.

Ever notice that when hard work needs to done, people like Mike Johnson can only offer prayers, but when the people who they could actually help, need something, they tell them to get to work.

Mikey is despicable. Every large system failure is consequence of two or more subsystem failures. We need disciplined failure analysis, not brouhaha and blame shaming. Until we know all the things that contributed, we’re shooting blind.

Hahahahha…as if

It’s too bad our founding fathers didn’t think to add a legislative branch in the constitution. Think of what we could accomplish!

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or fucking govern?

I hope when they hang you they use a short rope.

They've been praying for centuries. How well is that going? Saying "We need to pray" is just a polite way of saying that they have no intention of doing anything.

No! You don't just *pray*. You ACT! You put all the personnel you fired back in the weather service. You fund the weather service fully. This kind of weather is not going to get better. You are the Speaker of the House, not 'Billy Graham". We do not need your preaching. #MikeJohnson

Fuck you Mikey J

Or maybe they could restore funding the National Weather Service and NOAA. Maybe redirect some of the National Guard from sitting around in CA to helping in TX. Maybe build some of those 8 day shelters for people who need them now instead of using them as concentration camps.

The problem here is that he only cares about the perception of caring.

What are they praying for? That it was mostly brown people that got killed? That they don’t actually have to spend any money trying to save people?

Johnson doesn't know how to do anything any other time either.

Praying works in conjunction with action. Just a thought.

Tiny little phony religious bitch. Enjoy your time there Pastor. They are coming to an end.

Someone who cared, versus Mile who only worships Frump

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I'd like to take a frying pan to the side of his head.

Mike meant 'prey.'

just another southern, hateful christian shitlord. Full of jesus & full of shit.

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Johnson would have done better to pray over the reconciliation bill and propose legislation to respond to the Texas flood disaster.

All we need is Jesus, apparently. Just like the Middle Ages.

A$$hole.

We should pray that we get a legislature.

Yeah his answer for everything

That’s too hypothetical. 😁

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What if we actually help with money from fema. We all know Johnson is praying to the devil, not God. By voting for that ugly, big bill, he proved who he was, evil like Trump and the rest of the GOP.

Tyranny of dolt dictatorship...

He meant ‘prey’: the grifting campaign donation e-mails are on the way. He only prays when genuflected and hand holding other grifters.

Say it Mike, quote Joni Ernst. Do it. Double dog dare you!

What does it profit, my brethren, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? James 2:14

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. -Thomas Paine

You mean to say that “thoughts and prayers” can’t save innocent children from guns or floods?