his denials are nonsensical

It's not nice to call millions of people stupid. It's true but it's not nice.

It was me. I wrote Epstein a card and left it at the mall.

I’m sure someone composed it for him and he signed it. Michael Cohen said he had an idea who that may have been. I’ll bet the WSJ knows exactly who it was. This is so damn stupid - especially after the Daniels denials ended with him receiving 34 felony convictions. Bet he won’t sit for a deposition.

It was probably John Barron. He is notorious for impersonating trump

I believe Dwayne Johnson is the Tooth Fairy. 😎

He lies as easy as he breaths.

Somebody could have, but they didn't. No one wants to pretend to be a gross, incompetent moron like 45/47.

Great forgery of that signature that they did BTW!!!

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Fuck this draft dodging kid fucker

Maga Americans are like: Is this a lie we can pretend to believe? I heard they're selling new Maga Flags that say: I VOTED FOR THE PEDOPHILE MAGA COUNTRY

Given a quarter of the populace can’t fucking read, and a third of populace believes what trump tells ‘em. You’re in big trouble.

Who gave John Baron an autopen?

I was thinking of an autopen joke, but this is next level

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

When I read 1984 while in high school in 1992-ish, I never thought I’d see Big Brother in real life. And that he’d be so fat and stupid…

It is possible someone else wrote it and "used his name" ie ghostwrote..

Which implies Epstein received this faked birthday letter and never once mentioned it? Nobody else did either?

Last count, the USA has at least 70 million "stupid people". That's way too many. Rotsa ruck.

And if you don’t, but accept this lying, you’re an immoral one.

Cheetolini is repeating the core premise of his platform: "I am the law. I can do whatever I want." Your move, MAGA.

Out of the 50 birthday messages to Epstein Trump's written message is the FAKE one. 🤡

Could've. Didn't.

My high school students are better than that.

Could have been his clone !

🤣🤣🤣

So not denying it. It could have been drawn, composed, and signed by an alien's auto pen.

And then they made them forget it with the forgetting pen.

He is a pedophile monster

Definitely not an adult

Yeah right,

Welcome to your Average American Voter.

I mean, I already think that if you still think that Trump is trustworthy, you are a stupid person. bsky.app/profile/call...

The "Somebody" who wrote a birthday letter to Epsteinnand signed it with Donald Trump's name, is Donald Trump.

No one has done more to snear trump's name than trump.

In criminal law which Donny is very familiar with there is a phrase often used by criminals: “SODDI”. (Some other dude did it). PS the Epstein birthday book was 2003. Obama was an IL state senator.

Stupid is as stupid does.

turns out the Deep State foresaw a Trump presidency decades ago and planted a pervy birthday card to Jeffrey Epstein, who was coincidentally one of Donald Trump's best friends

That fool Michael Smerconish was tossing out that possibility to his XM audience.

Notice it's not a yes or no. Somebody did write a letter and use his name, it was probably him and he isn't even denying it.

Pigs could fly out my butt

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If you're an adult and you voted for him, you are by definition a stupid person, or a filthy rich Oligarch.

Q?

It’s technically true

Yeah, Donald Trump could have written the letter and used his own name.

No, I think it might be right. As I keep noting, when Rob Goldstone approached Trump, through Rhona Graff, abt an analogous letter in 2016, he offered to send an example. This all COULD have been done by an assistant. www.emptywheel.net/2025/07/20/m...

if you bought one of his doodles believing it was his, can you now sue for fraud?

ASK RHONA GRAFF ABOUT THE BIRTHDAY LETTER. Somebody had to type it.

For sure trump is not clever enough to write those words, but no assistant would just send something like that without full approval of the boss and the signature and placement of signature is probably original trump. The assistant would also be well aware of the shit these two did together.

Uh, how in the hell would an assistant come up with that creepy shit on their own?

Somebody could've, should've, would've written a letter and used my name.

I really don't think we need to speculate about Trump's credibility. He doesn't have any.

“Rhona, send a birthday card to Jeff. Make it creepy and disgusting. And don’t show it to me before you send it. I’ll need to pretend it doesn’t exist when I’m President.” “Yes, sir. By the way, Mark Burnett called again about his reality show idea.” “Tell him I’ll think about it”

This. Trump obviously penned the letter. Only a completely credulous idiot would think otherwise.

“Wait, who’s Jeffrey Epstein? You never mentioned him before.” “He’s a friend of Barack Obama. When I’m in my second non-consecutive term as President, I’ll use the card to destroy him.” “Yes, sir. Who’s Barack Obama?” “He’s a state senator in Illinois. Rhona, I pay you to know these things.”

Like, why. Why would they bother to do that

Wait wait. Let me sell them some swamp land first!

And if you say this and expect people will find it plausible, you are by definition a stupid person.

Stupid people have allowed this trash into the White House.

If you're an adult and believe ANYTHING that comes out of trump's mouth, you are by definition a gullible fool.

Or, an idiot without a brain!

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We have 74 million stupid people in this country though.

And you are in a cult.

Looking forward to Fake birthday card being worked into the repertoire with russia russia russia and the clinton email hoax.

It could become a standardized question for a test to detect stupidity.

Or you are so desperate to avoid the pain of your own cognitive dissonance and guilt

Hand writing expert please…..thanks.

Every Trumper who's not personally profiting from his regime is, by definition, a stupid person. And the ones who ARE profiting are evil ones, a few of whom are ALSO stupid.

i think “stupid person” doesn’t hit the mark here

Obama and the FBI did it

It's the "somebody must have hacked my phone and sent those scandalous messages" defense from a cheating partner.

That’s not a “No.”