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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social

A central tenet of the conservative movement is going on TV to tell the world you’re an giant baby.

aug 12, 2025, 1:48 pm • 1,042 173

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Major @dbl1963.bsky.social

I knew a very conservative young woman who thought a particular Walmart was "sketchy." That Walmart was suburban and really nice. It's bigoted thinking that makes perception of crime and danger worse than actual crime or danger. Right wingers are very prone to it.

aug 12, 2025, 4:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Patient Advocacy @patientadvocacy.bsky.social

😂😂😂 @lt-jlh.bsky.social

aug 12, 2025, 2:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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blkhks07 @blkhks07.bsky.social

"Alpha male"

aug 12, 2025, 1:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike Bonsiero @bonzi777.bsky.social

I live in Baltimore and I think about this every time some blowhard talks about how they don’t come in the city any more because they don’t feel safe in the neighborhood where I take walks alone every night and my kids ride their bikes.

aug 12, 2025, 2:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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mandyt64.bsky.social @mandyt64.bsky.social

I’d have to find the studies, but conservatives have a more reactive fear center in the brain, but liberals have a more reactive empathy area

aug 12, 2025, 2:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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msdavinci.bsky.social @msdavinci.bsky.social

The subways are HELL!!! So many not blonde aryans.

aug 12, 2025, 2:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chris Miller @iamcurious.bsky.social

Obligatory

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aug 12, 2025, 2:00 pm • 6 0 • view
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The Opinionated Retiree and Nasty Part Owner of Canada 🇨🇦 @opinionatedretiree.bsky.social

Does he pay rent for that space he's living in? Or is he a squatter, like the homeless in DC?

aug 12, 2025, 4:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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Moscow Mitch's Snarklepuss @opus17.bsky.social

A group of people so cowardly that they are terrified to go anywhere without their gun

aug 12, 2025, 1:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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web_rant @webrant.bsky.social

And only strict daddy DEAR LEADER can save you as their normalizing cognitive authoritarianism requires. bsky.app/profile/maxb...

aug 12, 2025, 3:41 pm • 1 1 • view
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Chris Findlay @cdeswanf.bsky.social

And that you can be relied upon to spout meaningless gibberish. (Been wanting to use the word gibberish this morning for some reason. Hhhhm.)

aug 12, 2025, 1:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Micah @fatcrab.bsky.social

It's well established that violent crime is at an all time low across this country. How fucking scared by your fantasy echo chamber do you have to be to still be this fucking terrified. It isn't logical or based on reality. Implying, unsurprisingly, that Republicanism is a mental health issue.

aug 12, 2025, 2:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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jenniferrap.bsky.social @jenniferrap.bsky.social

I don’t default to this often, but…what a co*ksucker

aug 12, 2025, 1:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joe is Me @yeahjeetsyeah.bsky.social

All these alpha males are such fucking pussies.

aug 12, 2025, 1:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Inthemountains @excannabiz.bsky.social

The current, average #GOP and #maga person

aug 12, 2025, 1:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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AmyP-no-bs @amyp-nobs.bsky.social

Whiny little bootlicker. We need video of him out at restaurants—you know he’s lying. DC peeps, get some proof!

aug 12, 2025, 6:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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MrsMNash @mrsmnash.bsky.social

Who does he think he’s fooling? We all know that’s bs. This has always been a problem for Congress. He sleeps in his office because he’s too greedy/cheap to pay for an apartment in DC even tho his salary is $175K/year and receives a yearly stipend of at least $2-6M for meals staff travel rent etc.

aug 12, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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pyrr-noca.bsky.social @pyrr-noca.bsky.social

This is pathetic and I hope his constituents learn that he's just a big pussy. Have been in DC last few weekends and zero issues.

aug 12, 2025, 4:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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imbodach.bsky.social @imbodach.bsky.social

GOP congressional members SHOULD be scared. They’re traitors to our democratic republic.

aug 12, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dudley Dowrite @subportivegent.bsky.social

The cost of outcalls alone must be staggering!

aug 12, 2025, 6:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Travis Rosen @trosen76.bsky.social

I have lots of friends that live and work in DC and they walk around and live their lives normally.

aug 12, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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seankelder.bsky.social @seankelder.bsky.social

“In 1999, Burchett received national media attention for sponsoring a bill to legalize the eating of roadkill, wild animals killed by vehicles… He defended the proposal as a "common-sense thing" intended to prevent edible meat from being wasted.” (Wikipedia) “Cat: The Other White Meat”

aug 12, 2025, 1:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social

This is a wide scale practice in Minnesota when you hit a deer with your car and it's fresh. you can buy a tag off of a State trooper

aug 12, 2025, 2:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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seankelder.bsky.social @seankelder.bsky.social

Seems a guy who’d eat roadkill wouldn’t be such a wuss on the mean streets of Washington

aug 12, 2025, 2:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lpeterp @lpeterp.bsky.social

And they call liberals “snowflakes”!

aug 12, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ni en pedo @300ps.bsky.social

A heavily armed giant baby.

aug 12, 2025, 1:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Daniel Brody @danielwbrody.bsky.social

Isn't the conservative justification of widespread gun ownership that it is supposed to make you feel safer? Why does that just fly out the window for them here?

aug 12, 2025, 1:59 pm • 5 0 • view
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Roland Gerritsen van der Hoop @rgh1205.bsky.social

They are all so scared. But not of the crime rate in DC. They are very scared of Trump.

aug 12, 2025, 1:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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mskittyd.bsky.social @mskittyd.bsky.social

Afraid the bully will say something mean about them!

aug 12, 2025, 6:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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danielrlevy🎹 @danielrlevy88.bsky.social

magapanicker?

aug 12, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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karhey.bsky.social @karhey.bsky.social

How would he compare it to barricading doors on Jan 6th. Or does he think his Republican lapel pin would save him.

aug 12, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Top 0.01% of all Todds @toddadam.bsky.social

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aug 12, 2025, 2:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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DeathOfASailboat @brianjoseph.bsky.social

Our new national anthem: youtu.be/4_yskRDrmqI

aug 12, 2025, 1:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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ANTIfun @antifunk.bsky.social

The people who actually wish him harm are not the demographic he's thinking

aug 12, 2025, 1:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Holy Guacamole! @holeeguacamole.bsky.social

My 24-year-old niece who lives and works in DC says she'd be happy to walk him home.

aug 12, 2025, 2:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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howhowe2420.bsky.social @howhowe2420.bsky.social

If you can’t take the heat, get out of Congress. Try being a civilian in Gaza.

aug 12, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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robbymack @robbymack87.bsky.social

more confounding: IT WORKS

aug 12, 2025, 2:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tony Somogyi 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @tonysomo.bsky.social

MAGAts love this sh*t. It confirms their racism and everything going on outside their houses and pick ups.

aug 12, 2025, 4:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tony Somogyi 🇺🇦 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @tonysomo.bsky.social

Epstein files, Epstein files, Epstein files. Ask him about the Epstein files.

aug 12, 2025, 2:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Xavier Onassis @xavieronassis.bsky.social

What is it about Republicans that they're always scared of everything (except cisgender white male "Christians"— even Nazis) and want us to be scared, too?

aug 12, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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linareed72.bsky.social‬ @linareed72.bsky.social

I may not know everything. What I do know is that most of the crimes being committed are the crimes coming from the WH!!

aug 12, 2025, 1:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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jseib3.bsky.social @jseib3.bsky.social

Wuss

aug 12, 2025, 5:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jody Elliott LMHC 4District 5 @jodyelliottlmhc.bsky.social

He’s been afraid of everything since his horse kicked him. You can’t even trust your animals.

aug 12, 2025, 3:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Graham Shevlin @grahamshevlin.bsky.social

I remain astonished at how GOP supporters can even leave their houses, given how dangerous the outside world must be to them.

aug 12, 2025, 1:50 pm • 7 0 • view
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phil @philneezy.bsky.social

He represents Knoxville which has a higher crime rate than DC.

aug 12, 2025, 2:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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El condor pasa @el-condor-pasa.bsky.social

Why is this entire administration filled with weak, fear filled, men.

aug 12, 2025, 2:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Laura Clemens @lauraclemens.bsky.social

I think it is likely that they are scared of their home towns too but big cities force them to get out of their personal metal box/child squisher and use their legs or get on a bus

aug 12, 2025, 2:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kenzo Amore @wehrmanm.bsky.social

GOP - the party of "GAH! PEOPLE!"

aug 12, 2025, 2:00 pm • 0 0 • view