Post by Max Berger / Redsky

I have ordered nice vodka and vines for the occasion I hope they arrive in time :P

aug 30, 2025, 5:14 pm • 0 0 • view

Not even mad at the disappointment this isn't real and just appreciating the first fleeting moment of joy I've had in like 9 years.

aug 30, 2025, 12:06 pm • 19 0 • view

I'll live my life so that people don't hold a rave when my death is proven.

aug 31, 2025, 2:57 am • 0 0 • view

I'm stealing that

aug 30, 2025, 6:30 am • 2 0 • view

I know it's just a rumor, but it gave us time to prepare the parade floats and marching bands!!

aug 30, 2025, 2:59 pm • 1 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 10:00 am • 3 0 • view

... and that the Simpson's creators would end the show in celebration.

aug 30, 2025, 9:36 am • 2 0 • view

I'm learning so much about how to live but not how to change my own oil school sucks

aug 30, 2025, 8:47 am • 0 0 • view

"Yes, Americans, I'm gonna fucking cum--"

aug 30, 2025, 5:55 am • 2 0 • view

Welp a lot of MAGA sociopathic misogynistic racist are gonna have parties thrown in their honor. Good fucking riddance because every time one of them dies the world becomes a better fucking place. Goodbye maw maw and paw paw 🎈🍿😉

aug 31, 2025, 10:46 am • 0 1 • view

wheezing

aug 30, 2025, 6:42 am • 1 0 • view

Joyous Interruptus.

aug 30, 2025, 3:02 pm • 2 0 • view

Ahahaha perfect post

aug 30, 2025, 6:15 am • 1 0 • view

😂

aug 30, 2025, 4:05 pm • 0 0 • view

Don't you dare kink shame me.

aug 30, 2025, 8:03 am • 4 0 • view

For real. Just the rumor made my Friday.

aug 30, 2025, 6:17 am • 12 0 • view

Ew.

aug 30, 2025, 6:18 am • 0 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 7:33 am • 9 2 • view

🤣🤣🤣...well said.

aug 30, 2025, 7:46 am • 0 0 • view

Duly noted

aug 30, 2025, 10:32 am • 0 0 • view

Hooooooboy, this cracked me up🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

aug 30, 2025, 6:10 am • 1 0 • view

Sometimes rumors come true!

aug 30, 2025, 7:19 am • 3 0 • view

Don't you think he looks tired?

aug 30, 2025, 6:16 pm • 3 0 • view

Don’t we all?

aug 30, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 10:29 am • 31 1 • view

Had a dream where it did happen and people were out on the streets celebrating

aug 30, 2025, 2:19 pm • 1 0 • view

LOL

aug 30, 2025, 10:31 am • 0 0 • view

Everything is accelerated this time around with the fascism script. May we soon be at the Hitler in the bunker phase — and then quickly on to the Nuremberg Trials for the rest of the regime.

aug 30, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

aug 31, 2025, 3:07 am • 0 0 • view

This is how Aristotle defined the good life, isn’t it?

aug 30, 2025, 2:05 pm • 1 0 • view

ROFLMAOHIJRMNO: Rolling On the Floor Laughing o Hard I Just Ruined My Neighbor's Orgasm

aug 30, 2025, 9:07 am • 12 0 • view

When celebrations break out over weak internet rumors that you croaked, take a hint!

aug 31, 2025, 6:17 am • 2 0 • view

omg 😂😂

aug 30, 2025, 1:49 pm • 0 0 • view

aug 30, 2025, 7:18 am • 0 0 • view

It's like a global hex. I kinda like it

aug 30, 2025, 9:24 am • 8 0 • view

Worst case scenario: this is a dry run for the big day! At least it’s a reminder that it’s Going To Happen.

aug 30, 2025, 6:04 am • 368 21 • view

Valar morghulis

aug 30, 2025, 6:06 am • 41 1 • view

Valar dohaeris

aug 30, 2025, 6:19 am • 13 0 • view

Hail Hydra.

aug 30, 2025, 9:04 am • 7 0 • view

We also are reminded we'll have an equal amount of work left to do.

aug 30, 2025, 6:11 am • 0 0 • view

Kinda like a dress rehearsal.

aug 30, 2025, 6:29 am • 1 0 • view

It's going to happen. It happens all the time. youtu.be/aQtaqgW6MXg

aug 30, 2025, 6:22 am • 2 0 • view

Lets me consider champagne choices and amounts.

aug 30, 2025, 6:05 am • 1 0 • view

If he’s not dead but did have some kind of health emergency go for the jugular relentlessly attack his fitness and ability to lead, drive any faith people still have in him straight into the ground

aug 30, 2025, 12:52 pm • 2 0 • view