I was just shitposting about him being dead until now, but I'm rethinking things.

Same. I’m (almost!) a wholeass conspiracy theorist now.

yes. i'm beginning to see the appeal! ;-)

Idk what in the hell is going on but clearly SOMETHING hinky is afoot.

Cover up for death or cover up for shitty health.

I'm still a half-ass conspiracy theorist. Like, half my ass in my chair, I'm on the edge of my seat, is he really too sick to golf?!

There are parallels to the whole thing with Kate Middleton (old photos and videos presented as new). Will be interesting if we see photos and video labeled manipulated or AI, like they were with Kate Gate.

Melania wandering around a farmers market with someone who vaguely looks like trump 😄

Are you absolutely sure it was Melania? She also has a few body doubles. And while we’re at it, you probably shouldn’t believe that there was an actual real assassination attempt. #trumplies

Yup! 😅

#GreatGate ?

Nope different thing.

Oh, I'm way down the rabbit hole this weekend.

Same! Maybe he really is?!

Kim 🇰🇵 was once "dead" for a while as well and then resurfaced … 😞

Would be funny if someone went and checked Gruden's instagram to see if he's been posting about doing something else in a totally different place TODAY.

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Ah, i didn't see that on instagram although maybe i missed it but also that's the only site i checked and he's gross so i was in and out super fast lol!

That post on the top left is from May 9th. I'm sure he has other accounts so there's that. Not really up for rearranging/ damaging my mitochondrial dna by absorbing any more of his ugliness than i already have today!

Also, unfortunately, today i discovered that my high school boyfriend follows Gruden on insragram so that's gross.

Check out his X account

I no longer have an account over there so I'll be leaving that task to someone else!

Neither do I. Supposedly he was at a football game yesterday.

I did it, i went and checked! He isn't posting about being anywhere today and it seems like if he was golfing with DJT he WOULD BE. Also he has many other golf shirts so no, that purlple one isn't his "I'm golfing today" shirt. I think djt posted an old Pic as if it were today! Oh dear!