Oo, ooo, I got a new Trump conspiracy theory: slow acting nerve toxin on Putin’s hand, shakes hands with Trump, a coupla weeks later bada boom bada bing.
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Putin has obviously desensitised himself through years of controlled ingestion.
sep 1, 2025, 12:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Now you really are wishcasting
sep 1, 2025, 12:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Hey, we need to keep hopescrolling.
sep 1, 2025, 12:13 pm • 2 0 • view
Do they explain how Putin was unaffected?
sep 1, 2025, 12:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh, that’s the great thing about nerve agents: you can take a preventive antidote shot.
sep 1, 2025, 12:12 pm • 3 0 • view
Not really, no. (Nerve agent expert here.)
sep 2, 2025, 9:59 am • 2 0 • view
Ah, in that case it must have been a thin flesh-coloured glove with a contact poison.
sep 2, 2025, 10:02 am • 1 0 • view
Or and hear me out here, Putin has finally achieved Evil Wizard status and CURSED Trump...
sep 2, 2025, 10:05 am • 1 0 • view