Note to self. Don't use similes. Speak in simple sentences.
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;) you mean metaphor. A simile uses “like” or “as”.
mar 30, 2025, 8:05 pm • 5 0 • view
If speak in haiku Confusion you will create Refrigerator (Sorry, felt like we needed a light moment in this dark ass thread)
mar 30, 2025, 8:23 pm • 33 1 • view
OMG that made me laugh😂😂😂
mar 30, 2025, 8:58 pm • 3 0 • view
mar 30, 2025, 10:28 pm • 4 0 • view
The couch is available in Canada. There are cats...
mar 30, 2025, 10:32 pm • 3 0 • view
If Folco doesn't take it, sign me up...
mar 30, 2025, 11:48 pm • 3 0 • view
You're in!!! I've got a futon.
mar 31, 2025, 12:46 am • 3 0 • view
NOOO!!!! I'm too late!!! Of course, we'd have to find room for the wife, 2 kids, 2 dogs, 2 cats, 3 birds, and a mantis... Not sure we'd all fit on the futon. 😉
mar 31, 2025, 2:51 am • 0 0 • view
I'd have the hubby, the beast (shown to the left) and my starter (at least it would stay warm!). I'll have to have a think on this.
mar 31, 2025, 3:00 am • 1 0 • view
Might have to put in a couple of trailers on the 2 acres. As for the mantis, they're native in our area. I've only seen small ones though!
mar 31, 2025, 12:50 pm • 2 0 • view
As long as you can make sourdough, you're in!!!
mar 30, 2025, 11:54 pm • 3 0 • view
I am all about sourdough ( I haven't bought bread since COVID), and tofu (silken and firm), and hummus... need I go on? Here's my starter today to verify my claim.
mar 30, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Made me laugh too! And it was greatly appreciated.
mar 30, 2025, 10:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Thank you Folco Took! A light moment is greatly appreciated! (People are getting testy!)
mar 30, 2025, 8:55 pm • 3 0 • view
My sincerest apologies. I've been up since 4:15 a.m. when a tree hit our house in an ice storm. I honestly felt the innuendo was relatively clear. I was obviously wrong.
mar 30, 2025, 8:58 pm • 2 0 • view