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If they're not handing out candy as well I'm not going through that door.
aug 30, 2025, 4:41 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:12 pm • 3 2 • view
Seems legit
aug 30, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Don't believe it, they fuckin charged me
aug 30, 2025, 4:42 pm • 1 0 • view
🤔
aug 30, 2025, 11:23 pm • 0 0 • view
I went in there. No hug, but I did get a staff infection.
aug 30, 2025, 4:42 pm • 2 0 • view
That's your fault for pulling out your staff
aug 31, 2025, 5:36 am • 2 0 • view
No doubt
aug 31, 2025, 12:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Everyone's welcome at Xenomorph Hut
aug 30, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view
face hugs?
aug 30, 2025, 4:49 pm • 2 0 • view
what if I want a kiss too
aug 30, 2025, 4:13 pm • 0 0 • view
😂🤣☠️🤣😂
aug 30, 2025, 6:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Having someone stack heavy rocks onto your bloodied but still living body is sort of like a hug, I guess
aug 30, 2025, 8:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Here. Hold my flashlight n phone. Goin’ in.
aug 31, 2025, 5:25 am • 0 0 • view
needs to become a meme
aug 31, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
Do I need a reservation? Asking for a friend.
aug 30, 2025, 6:02 pm • 0 0 • view
would
aug 30, 2025, 4:59 pm • 1 0 • view
seems legit
aug 30, 2025, 4:06 pm • 2 0 • view
*presses F to doubt*
aug 30, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Anyone have a white van with blacked-out windows with “Free Candy” spray-painted on the sides?
aug 30, 2025, 4:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Just a hug? I dunno. But if they’ll also put me out of this Trump-fueled hellscape, I’ll consider it.
aug 30, 2025, 5:01 pm • 2 0 • view
No spelling mistakes? I know a few people who would see that as a big plus on a dating app.
aug 30, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
RFK Jr.’s new local health centers
aug 30, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view
hmm i could use a hug
aug 30, 2025, 4:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Right now I might risk it.
aug 30, 2025, 8:34 pm • 0 0 • view
I do love a hug…
aug 30, 2025, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
If it said "free jazz LPs" that would be the end of me.
aug 30, 2025, 4:29 pm • 2 0 • view
I'm suspicious because I'm pretty sure Jason Voorhees cannot read or write.
aug 30, 2025, 4:14 pm • 0 0 • view
so many metaphors, so little time
aug 30, 2025, 5:05 pm • 1 0 • view
lol
aug 30, 2025, 4:49 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 4:05 pm • 0 0 • view
....and murder...
aug 31, 2025, 10:20 am • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:02 pm • 9 0 • view
Nice try. Next time, what about "Free Wifi"?
aug 30, 2025, 4:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Blaire Pennywise
aug 31, 2025, 1:59 am • 0 0 • view
I needed this laugh thanks
aug 30, 2025, 4:49 pm • 3 0 • view
Well?………….I🧛♂️mean…….😀😏
aug 30, 2025, 5:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Where's the klown??
aug 30, 2025, 8:18 pm • 1 0 • view
oooh i love free hugs! after this i guess ill go visit candy mountain, what could go wrong?
aug 30, 2025, 4:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Guaranteed free *bugs*
aug 30, 2025, 5:37 pm • 0 0 • view
yay, what could possibly go wrong?~
aug 30, 2025, 7:14 pm • 1 0 • view
This picture depicts the feeling I get in the back of my neck whenever I see or hear the phrase "free hugs." Very accurate.
aug 30, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view
"Free Hugs," said the Blair Witch
aug 30, 2025, 6:17 pm • 0 0 • view
The new FEMA headquarters? Or the kids section of Mira Lago?
aug 30, 2025, 4:09 pm • 0 0 • view
On the opposite side it should be spray painted, "FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT"
aug 30, 2025, 5:02 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
That'll be the new US Customs post.
aug 30, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view
a million times no
aug 30, 2025, 4:12 pm • 0 0 • view
If it said 'Friendly cat' I'd risk it.
aug 30, 2025, 4:24 pm • 4 0 • view
I haven't been hugged in a while, this trap was made for me
aug 30, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
You've been to Rochdale then?
aug 30, 2025, 4:57 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 6:17 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 8:42 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 3:57 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:57 pm • 3 1 • view
I’ll take that risk. Hugs are great, and I have a surprising appetite for mystery.
aug 30, 2025, 4:22 pm • 0 0 • view
It's and old one. Usually there's a creepy clown in the doorway....
aug 30, 2025, 5:52 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ll pass on the Blair Witch embrace.
aug 30, 2025, 7:33 pm • 0 0 • view
"I'm far too cautious ever to get into a serial killer's murder van.... Oh, wonder if they have a book I might like."
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 pm • 23 2 • view
This is very clearly how they would get me
aug 30, 2025, 5:05 pm • 8 0 • view
Oh, and the women in my circle? "We have an advance copy of the new ACOTAR, hasn't dropped for pre-order on Amazon yet..."
aug 31, 2025, 2:29 pm • 0 0 • view
look, it’s 2025, what do I have to lose
aug 30, 2025, 5:00 pm • 17 0 • view
OMG same 🤣
aug 30, 2025, 5:01 pm • 3 0 • view
it just needs a flag out front
aug 30, 2025, 4:47 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ll pass
aug 30, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Look, I don't know about y'all, but I'm always down for free hugs.
aug 30, 2025, 4:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Who wouldn't want to free hugs? bsky.app/profile/robe...
aug 30, 2025, 5:26 pm • 0 0 • view
I don’t like this new CDC
aug 30, 2025, 4:22 pm • 28 0 • view